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Funny story: Rumpy Pumpy For All!

Rumpy Pumpy For All!

New President of Europe, Herman Van Rompuy, better known as Mr. Rumpy Pumpy, has long been known for his like of haiku, federalist super states and, of course, a bit of the old in-out. The bespectacled Belgian has often boasted of his prowess between...

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Funny story: Sex Performance In Europe Threatened By Hadron Collider

Sex Performance In Europe Threatened By Hadron Collider

People and even animal's sexual performance in Europe has been thrown off, to say the least, and it's spreading around the world, it's cause being blamed on the restart of the Hadron Collider. The world's most powerful atom smasher had resumed ope...

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Funny story: More People Are Having Sex Now Than At Any Time In Recorded History

More People Are Having Sex Now Than At Any Time In Recorded History

Researchers at the University Of Life, in Regent Road, Salford, have released the findings of a widespread study into the sexual activity of the world's population. And pretty amazing revelations they are too! It seems that more and more of us,...

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Funny story: Rudolph Caught with Mrs. Claus, Santa Pissed

Rudolph Caught with Mrs. Claus, Santa Pissed

Busy finishing his list and then checking it twice, Santa Claus, figurehead of some Western commercial holiday notoriety, caught one of his employees doing the Christmas shuffle with his wife in the back of his Sleigh. Shocked then infuriated, Cla...

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Funny story: UK Woman with Persistant Sexual Arousal Syndrome Hired as Cigar Humidor at Clinton Presidential Library!

UK Woman with Persistant Sexual Arousal Syndrome Hired as Cigar Humidor at Clinton Presidential Library!

A formerly obscure, but wildly popular UK woman in her village of Dudley for her propensity to have over 300 orgasms a day, was taken off the dole and offered a prestigious job in the US as a Humidor for former President Bill Clinton's priceless ciga...

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Funny story: World's Most Interesting Woman Talks About Sex With Silvio Berlusconi In Rome

World's Most Interesting Woman Talks About Sex With Silvio Berlusconi In Rome

The World's Most Interesting Woman, Wendy Beckett touched down at the Eternal City's Fiumicino Airport this afternoon to talk about sex with Italian Premier, media mogul, and AC Milan owner, Silvio Berlusconi. Upon touchdown, Ms Beckett was whiske...

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Funny story: Metropolitan Police Crack squad - exposed

Metropolitan Police Crack squad - exposed

A Metropolitan Police officer from the 'crack' shooting squad C019 has been literally caught with his pants down! Pictures released to the News of the World show the tattooed ass (tramp stamp) exposing himself to the world, whilst explaining he is...

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Funny story: Noisy sex woman becomes new carbon monoxide warning alarm

Noisy sex woman becomes new carbon monoxide warning alarm

A woman whose noisy sex enraged neighbours has now put her anti-social behaviour to good use by featuring in new carbon-monoxide warning sensors. Recordings of Caroline Adult-Literacy, 34, and her husband Gillian, have been installed in the new wall...

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Funny story: Organic vs. GM Sex

Organic vs. GM Sex

Irrespective of culture and civilization, females, before having sex and in order to show their consent, normally send some kind of signals such as: 'You can have me'. Additionally, in certain cultures, a female starts undressing the male. Although alcohol can impair sexual desire, we find a lot of poems which associate wine with good sex. Paradoxically, the poets of the past, due to religious...

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Funny story: European scientists prove that eating pies is good for your sex life

European scientists prove that eating pies is good for your sex life

Scientists in Utrecht in The Netherlands have discovered that eating pastry products can greatly increase virility, decrease the chances of heart disease and give a feeling of general well-being. Dr Strabismus, whom God preserve of Utrecht, told t...

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Funny story: Parents to be given compulsory sex lessons

Parents to be given compulsory sex lessons

In a reversal of government policy, sex education lessons are to be given to parents. Education Minister Ed Balls proposed the idea after realising that, as a parent, he simply wasn't getting any. Balls, who is married to Cabinet colleague Yvet...

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Funny story: Pope Caught With His Pants Down

Pope Caught With His Pants Down

Vatican City, Rome - Pope Benedict XVI was caught quite literally with his pants down. Early in the morning on Dec 8th of last year just before leaving to attend the Solemnity of the Immaculate Conception of the Blessed Virgin Mary ceremony, a Swiss...

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Funny story: The Loch Ness Monster Humped My Labrador!

The Loch Ness Monster Humped My Labrador!

Happily married couple Jimmy and Jemima MacFucksakes were enjoying a Highland drive-by vacation when they stopped on the shores of Loch Ness to exercise their pet labrador, Sityabastard. They were horrified by what happened next. Jemima MacFuck...

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Funny story: Nicole Kidman's Secret Sex Life

Nicole Kidman's Secret Sex Life

Award winning Aussie actress, Nicole Kidman, star of movies such as 'Eyes Wide Shut' 'Put Another Prawn On The Barbie Mate' and 'Christ Blue, That's A Whopper!' has shattered the illusion of her being an untouchable ice queen. Kidman, once married...

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Funny story: Sex Discovered as Best Cure for Lack of Sex

Sex Discovered as Best Cure for Lack of Sex

Following an exhaustive seven year study by an international field of noted researchers and scientists, the pure act of sex was discovered to be the only real cure for the lack of sex. Though many activities, dietary changes and drug substances we...

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Funny story: NASA To Send "Comfort Girls" Into Space For Space Shuttle, Trip To The Moon

NASA To Send "Comfort Girls" Into Space For Space Shuttle, Trip To The Moon

In Houston, NASA officials have revealed that they will be sending "Comfort Girls" along with future longtime flights to the Space Station or to the surface of the moon. "It was getting ridiculous out there", stated former astronaut Ben Swisher. Y...

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Funny story: Nancy Grace Dating Jon Gosselin

Nancy Grace Dating Jon Gosselin

Following what some reporters and television analysts were calling a "bludgeoning" on the Nancy Grace show, former guest of the show, Jon Gosselin, is now apparently dating the type-A, cable news queen. Famous for her ferocious interview tactics a...

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