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Funny story: Palin now President - and it's your fault!

Palin now President - and it's your fault!

Newly-elected President John McCain has tragically died of a heart attack just seconds after being informed of the result. His last words were "No f**king way!", before he fell to the ground clutching his chest. President Sarah Palin prised the mi...

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Funny story: Candies' Health Reports: McCain's Melanoma Pales in Contrast to Palin's Megalomania!

Candies' Health Reports: McCain's Melanoma Pales in Contrast to Palin's Megalomania!

John McCain may have had serious bouts with skin cancer but his running mate according to recently revealed mental health reports is a much sicker puppy. Palin has been diagnosed with Megalomania Giganticus. This rare but fatal mental illness h...

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Funny story: McPalin Last Ditch Effort: Obama the Anti-Christ

McPalin Last Ditch Effort: Obama the Anti-Christ

Washington, D.C. - In a move many consider an act of desperation, presidential hopeful John McCain and his pick for VP Sarah Palin, used their final campaign stops to accuse Obama of being the Anti-Christ foretold in the bible. "Why hasn't anybody...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Is Dame Edna Everage's Secret Love Child Claims Madge

Sarah Palin Is Dame Edna Everage's Secret Love Child Claims Madge

In an historic announcement from the walkway Of Sydney harbour bridge, Madge, Dame Edna Everage's long time assistant expressed great surprise that nobody actually noticed the similarities between the moose shooting Republican redneck and the Aussie...

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Funny story: McCain & Palin to Appear on 'Dancing With The Losers'

McCain & Palin to Appear on 'Dancing With The Losers'

HOLLYWOOD, California - The host of ABC's 'Dancing With The Stars' Tom Bergeron has said that Senator John McCain and Governor Sarah Palin have both agreed to appear on a special edition of 'Dancing With The Stars.' The show will be entitled, 'Da...

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Funny story: Palin Tries to Steal Frenchie Sarkosy Away from Carla Bruni

Palin Tries to Steal Frenchie Sarkosy Away from Carla Bruni

Sarah Palin got a surprise call from French president Nicholas Sarkosy. She was so shocked and awed that she told him that she loves him. She went on to invite him on a hunting trip and suggestively offered that they could get really busy while getti...

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Funny story: Palin's Fake Call: "But He Sounded French"

Palin's Fake Call: "But He Sounded French"

EMBARRASS, Wisconsin - Governor Sarah Palin was fooled by a radio disc jockey pretending to be French President Nicolas Sarkozy. The Alaskan governor talked for a full six minutes with this impostor about the election, the perils of hunting with V...

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Funny story: She IS For Change! Excerpt from interview with Sarah Palin

She IS For Change! Excerpt from interview with Sarah Palin

Correspondent: "Ms. Governor, to tell you the truth, many people find your stand on education to conservative." Sarah Palin: "You know, to be conservative is not to be averse from change. As it has been said it is rather a manner of accommodating ourselves to changes. Look, in Alaska we introduce the new approaches to education, making it more interactive. For example, my beloved daughter Brist...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin duped by Russell Brand's "I shagged your daughter Bristol" phone call

Sarah Palin duped by Russell Brand's "I shagged your daughter Bristol" phone call

Juneau, Alaska - (Satanic Sluts Mess): GOP vice presidential wannabe Sarah Palin has been duped by a prank phone call from Russell Brand telling her he shagged her daughter Bristol. Brand, 33, said the experience was cathartic and that he was tire...

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Funny story: Sharp Reversal - Jesus Endorses McClain-Palin

Sharp Reversal - Jesus Endorses McClain-Palin

Heaven-GOP Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin appeared radiant after another behind-closed-doors meeting with, as she termed it: "My Savior." Earlier confirmed reports stated that Jesus had given the McClain-Palin ticket a thumbs down. Th...

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Funny story: Schwarzenegger Annoys McCains and Palin

Schwarzenegger Annoys McCains and Palin

In a predictable roll-out, Governor of California Arnold Schwartsenegger gave his mono-syllabic public support for Senator McCains and Alaskan PTA Governor Sarah Palein. Schwartsenegger bounded on stage right to thunderous cheers from the assemble...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney Endorses John McCain

Dick Cheney Endorses John McCain

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Vice President Dick Cheney has endorsed Senator John McCain. When McCain was told of this he replied, "No! no! no! ah shit! no! no! no! damnit! I spent five and a half years in a POW camp! shit! first Bush endorses me and now t...

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Funny story: "Big Mac" & "The Rack" And The Blame Game Begins

"Big Mac" & "The Rack" And The Blame Game Begins

HELL, Michigan - Well it is official. The 'blame game' has finally kicked off. Insiders for the McCain-Palin campaign report that the GOP 'in-fighting' has already started. An aide close to John McCain has revealed that McCain has already made so...

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Funny story: Palin Duped by Hilarious Prank Call from Fake French President and Agrees to Hunt Baby Seals

Palin Duped by Hilarious Prank Call from Fake French President and Agrees to Hunt Baby Seals

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- Republican VP candidate Sarah Palin was fooled by a prank call Saturday from a Canadian comedian impersonating French President Nicolas Sarkozy who told her she "would make a good president someday," and asked her if she wa...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Promises McCain Will Receive The Eskimo Vote

Sarah Palin Promises McCain Will Receive The Eskimo Vote

DEADHORSE, Alaska - Election pundits, experts, advisers, and consultants are projecting that Sarah Palin will definitely help John McCain carry Alaska's Eskimo vote. According to the experts, there had been some concern early on in the presidenti...

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Funny story: McCain Palin Call for Election Postponement due to Weather

McCain Palin Call for Election Postponement due to Weather

Billy Ray Cyrus, spokesperson from the McCain Palin camp have informed the public that Republicans filed writ for postponement of election proceedings due to heavy rain and storms ravaging east and west coast communities as well as northern and south...

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Funny story: Do Aussies Suffer from Down Under Syndrome?

Do Aussies Suffer from Down Under Syndrome?

Trisomy, Australia - The Australian government is denying residency to a German doctor and his family because their teenage son has Down syndrome. The German family moved to Australia two years ago because Australia has a significant shortage of...

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