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Funny story: Free 'Bong Hits 4 Jesus' bumper stickers annoy drivers

Free 'Bong Hits 4 Jesus' bumper stickers annoy drivers

In a wave of vandalism stretching across dozens of states, "Bong Hits 4 Jesus" stickers have begun to appear on cars and other private property.

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Funny story: John Terry's Grandad Dead In Gangland Slaying

John Terry's Grandad Dead In Gangland Slaying

A huge black cloud of despondency hung over Stamford Bridge at the weekend, when it was announced that the grandfather of Chelsea captain John Terry had been found dead at home.

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Funny story: "Police Going Soft" Claims Thatcher

"Police Going Soft" Claims Thatcher

Metropolitan Police Commissioner Sir Ian B-liar was summoned to Downing Street today by his younger brother, PM Fony B-liar, to answer a claim that the Police are "going soft".

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Funny story: Unarmed UK Cops Hits Woman; Video gets 4 stars!

Unarmed UK Cops Hits Woman; Video gets 4 stars!

Directed by Sir David Attenborough and funded by the British Footballers Association, a video displaying unarmed UK cops beating a woman has made a worldwide internet hit!...

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Funny story: Taxi Driver Acquires The Knowledge, Leaves UK With It

Taxi Driver Acquires The Knowledge, Leaves UK With It

A Muslim taxi driver has sparked a security alert in London after acquiring The Knowledge, and then leaving the country.

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Funny story: Police Use MySpace to Catch Robber, Now Too Addicted To Function

Police Use MySpace to Catch Robber, Now Too Addicted To Function

A notorious Little Rock, Ark bank robber is using his MySpace to advertise his crime skills, saying "let me meet more bank tellers so that I can continue my crime spree!!!". The Arkansas police department was assigned to the case, but they...

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Funny story: Alsation Impersonating Lamb In Kebab Kennel Of Death

Alsation Impersonating Lamb In Kebab Kennel Of Death

A Police Dog Training School can breathe a sigh of relief this morning after detectives finally got to the bottom of a mystery that has decimated its ranks.

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Funny story: Police act in Missing Toffo inquiry

Police act in Missing Toffo inquiry

A toffo, missing from a sergeants desk drawer, remains at large somewhere tonight. Despite deployment of the Met's finest officers, the toffee based sweetmeal continues to evade capture.

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Funny story: 'Forensic Scientist' Arrested

'Forensic Scientist' Arrested

Mr I Fakeditall, a so called 'Forensic Scientist' from Dudley has been arrested today after police became suspicious that he was nothing of the kind.

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Funny story: Police Issue New I-Fit

Police Issue New I-Fit

Police trialling new i-fit software have released a picture of a man they want to question in connection with a series of outrages and crimes, to dastardly to mention.

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Funny story: Important changes in the way we report crime

Important changes in the way we report crime

It's been leaked today that dramatic changes in the way crime is to be reported to the Police by members of the general public, will be set in place by July 1st 2007...

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Funny story: 'Year of the Pig' Sets Off Increased Muslim Outrage

'Year of the Pig' Sets Off Increased Muslim Outrage

A diplomatic row has broken out between the leaders of China and some Islamic states, due to an astrological anomaly and a pig. The animal in question isn't real, but the controversy surrounding it certainly is, and the UN Security Council has cal...

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Funny story: South London in the grip of terror from toddler drug dealers

South London in the grip of terror from toddler drug dealers

They say criminals are getting younger but, as last nights shooting by a two and a half year old toddler shows, the streets of Peckham have now become a creche of fear!...

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Funny story: Shilpa In Police Reunion Sensation - I'm Walking On The Moon Says Bollywood Star

Shilpa In Police Reunion Sensation - I'm Walking On The Moon Says Bollywood Star

Sensational showbiz news as reports reach us that legendary rockers, The Police, are to reform with Bollywood sensation Shilpa Shetty fronting the band.

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Funny story: Criminals Asked To Be More Entertaining For News

Criminals Asked To Be More Entertaining For News

Las Vegas - In the wake of what the news media are calling "boring news", the Las Vegas Police Department is asking local criminals to try their best to be "more entertaining" when committing crimes.

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Funny story: Peace Breaks Out At Soccer Game

Peace Breaks Out At Soccer Game

Argentina - One thousand soccer fans where forced to make friends, and over nine-hundred were smiled at after peace broke out at a local soccer game.

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Funny story: Man attacked by pit bull toddler

Man attacked by pit bull toddler

A 38-year-old man and his dog were attacked by a pit bull type toddler while walking in Ravenscliffe, Bradford.

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