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Funny story: Clinton to Obama: Stay in the race, see if I care

Clinton to Obama: Stay in the race, see if I care

Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton had a few words of advice today for her rival, Senator Barack Obama: Stay in the race as long as you want - see if I care.

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Funny story: Hillary Clubs, Kills, and Eats Baby Seals

Hillary Clubs, Kills, and Eats Baby Seals

(Philadelphia PA) Hillary Clinton left the Pennsylvania primary campaign for the weekend to blow off a little steam in northern Canada. She took Chelsea and went on her annual baby seal hunt. She took the same nail-studded club she used for chasing B...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton To Take New Residence To Increase Votes

Hillary Clinton To Take New Residence To Increase Votes

(The following is a conversation between Hillary Clinton and a couple of friends when she thought that no one was recording or reporting. Unfortunately for her, in these days of cell phones and I-pods and Rodney King, everything is recorded.) Unknown: "So I hear that you won Texas barely but only because you won El Paso by over 2 to 1?" Hillary: "That was my strategy. I made a stop there...

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Funny story: Hilary Clinton announces plan to pimp Chelsea

Hilary Clinton announces plan to pimp Chelsea

Hilary Clinton announced today that her brain-trust has almost finalized a plan to turn out Chelsea Clinton. "Chelsea will be the next Ashley Alexandra Duprie!" crowed an obviously pleased Hilary.

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Funny story: Aliens Abduct Hillary: Campaign Stalled

Aliens Abduct Hillary: Campaign Stalled

Last night aliens abducted Hillary Clinton on her way to a campaign rally in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

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Funny story: Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton to Wed

Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton to Wed

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - In a radical move intended to place Barack Obama in the White House, Obama and Hillary Clinton announced on Sunday that they would divorce their respective spouses and marry each other.

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Funny story: Green-eyed monster in a tin foil hat

Green-eyed monster in a tin foil hat

Washington AC/DC - (Bug-eyed Mess): The Clinton White House diaries dilemma continues to rage unabated this weekend with the news that a big oil society hostess is happy to nudge the former First Lady's memory a bit and fill in "those pesky...

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Funny story: Sinbad heckles Hillary Clinton on sniper fire in Bosnia after their USO Tour; Clinton counters: Sinbad is disloyal and would have died there if not for her

Sinbad heckles Hillary Clinton on sniper fire in Bosnia after their USO Tour; Clinton counters: Sinbad is disloyal and would have died there if not for her

Washington, DC - The second shoe fell in the Hillary Clinton Bosnian sniper fire fiasco today when 1990s comedic sensation Sinbad made some embarrassing remarks that not only contradicted Clinton's account of what happen on the ground during thei...

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Funny story: Obama Lashes Out

Obama Lashes Out

An Angry Barrak Obama struck back at the Clinton Campaign following an ad that aired last night in Pennsylvania.

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Funny story: Rev. Wright Slams Easter Bunny, Hillary Clinton Lies About Easter Celebration

Rev. Wright Slams Easter Bunny, Hillary Clinton Lies About Easter Celebration

A new video of Barack Obama's pastor, Reverend Wright, has surfaced on the internet, this one of Rev. Wright's Easter sermon. Rev. Wright expressed his outrage towards the childhood legend, the Easter Bunny.

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Funny story: Hillary Dodges Sniper Fire In Bosnia

Hillary Dodges Sniper Fire In Bosnia

Claiming to have been dodging sniper fire after landing in Bosnia, Hillary Clinton has instead been caught on video meandering on the tarmac, greeting the welcoming committee, all smiles, perfectly groomed shoulder length page-boy, longer than Javier...

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Funny story: Obama plays an ace black card - but Hillary wins with a magnificent pair

Obama plays an ace black card - but Hillary wins with a magnificent pair

In the red hot poker-heat of American politics, Hillary Clinton shocked her supporters yesterday when she got her amazing boobs out at a press conference in wonderful West Virginia.

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Funny story: Scientists stumped as Clinton's nose continues to lengthen

Scientists stumped as Clinton's nose continues to lengthen

The scientific community has admitted been baffled by the mystery illness afflicting Democratic liaress Hillary Clinton. The rare ailment, which has only been noted a handful of times in history, is called Liaritis or The Pinoccio Effect.

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton: I was WWI Fighter Pilot

Hillary Clinton: I was WWI Fighter Pilot

Fresh concerns were voiced about Hillary Clinton's credibility when she announced she had been a decorated fighter pilot in the First World War, despite that having taken place almost 30 years before she was born.

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Funny story: Hillary's "Misspeak" on Bosnia

Hillary's "Misspeak" on Bosnia

After the CBS News video from Hillary Clinton's 1996 Bosnia visit contradicted her recollections of landing under sniper fire, Clinton recanted her earlier statements. She said the sniper fire she was remembering was actually inside the living qu...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Plans Inaugural Ball

Hillary Clinton Plans Inaugural Ball

Calling it her "Coronation Ceremony," Hillary Clinton has announced preliminary plans for her Inaugural Ball after her self-expected election to the White House in the U.S. Presidential race. In an "It's My Party" attitude pr...

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Funny story: Hilary Clinton is a man!

Hilary Clinton is a man!

A new headline, sweeping the US, is that presidential hopeful Hilary Clinton, is actually a man. This shocking story was revealed by his husband, Bill after Bill and Hilary had a massive argument. Turns out Bill is a bit jealous of him.

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