New York - (Ass Mess): Not to be outdone with Barack Obama's hiring of Monty Python actor John Cleese as his Democratic nomination strategy scriptwriter Hillary Clinton has named Elton John as her official campaign minstrel.
White racists who said race was important in picking their candidate have been about twice as likely to back Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton than Sen. Barack Obama.
Pathological Liar A pathological liar is usually defined as someone who lies incessantly to get their way and does so with little concern f...
Hillary Clinton has been crowned the World's Most Biggest Liar by the Guinness Book Of Records.
New York senator and former aspiring presidential candidate Hillary Clinton was involuntarily committed to the Washington D.C. psychiatric unit of St. Elizabeth's Hospital this afternoon, according to sources.
Washington, DC - In what some political analysts are calling the most despicable sortie on Barack Obama to date (one even the Republicans would not dare launch fearing being labeled racist), someone in the Clinton campaign is suspected to have releas...
Managing to shoot herself in the foot over the sniper fire story in war torn Bosnia, Hillary Clinton has killed her candidacy. It's a done deal! In an attempt to present herself as an experienced presidential candidate, she gild the lily for the...
Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton had a few words of advice today for her rival, Senator Barack Obama: Stay in the race as long as you want - see if I care.
(Philadelphia PA) Hillary Clinton left the Pennsylvania primary campaign for the weekend to blow off a little steam in northern Canada. She took Chelsea and went on her annual baby seal hunt. She took the same nail-studded club she used for chasing B...
(The following is a conversation between Hillary Clinton and a couple of friends when she thought that no one was recording or reporting. Unfortunately for her, in these days of cell phones and I-pods and Rodney King, everything is recorded.) Unknown: "So I hear that you won Texas barely but only because you won El Paso by over 2 to 1?" Hillary: "That was my strategy. I made a stop there...
Hilary Clinton announced today that her brain-trust has almost finalized a plan to turn out Chelsea Clinton. "Chelsea will be the next Ashley Alexandra Duprie!" crowed an obviously pleased Hilary.
Last night aliens abducted Hillary Clinton on her way to a campaign rally in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - In a radical move intended to place Barack Obama in the White House, Obama and Hillary Clinton announced on Sunday that they would divorce their respective spouses and marry each other.
Washington AC/DC - (Bug-eyed Mess): The Clinton White House diaries dilemma continues to rage unabated this weekend with the news that a big oil society hostess is happy to nudge the former First Lady's memory a bit and fill in "those pesky...
Washington, DC - The second shoe fell in the Hillary Clinton Bosnian sniper fire fiasco today when 1990s comedic sensation Sinbad made some embarrassing remarks that not only contradicted Clinton's account of what happen on the ground during thei...
An Angry Barrak Obama struck back at the Clinton Campaign following an ad that aired last night in Pennsylvania.
A new video of Barack Obama's pastor, Reverend Wright, has surfaced on the internet, this one of Rev. Wright's Easter sermon. Rev. Wright expressed his outrage towards the childhood legend, the Easter Bunny.
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