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Funny story: Elmo Breaks Down

Elmo Breaks Down

New York - Sesame Street resident Elmo has checked into a mental health facility after reportedly breaking down in Oscar The Grouch's bin.

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Funny story: Scientists healed from too much concern about Mars' southern pole

Scientists healed from too much concern about Mars' southern pole

MESMARIA, Md. -- Scientists have been disturbed for decades about why Mars' southern polar cap is offset from its geographical south pole. It was getting so that these scientists were damaging their health over the issue.

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Funny story: Runaway Bride - GONE AGAIN?

Runaway Bride - GONE AGAIN?

Maybe it was too good to be true, but the thought that Jennifer Wilbanks would get her life in order now that she has checked herself into an unnamed "health facility" has disappeared like John Wilson's dream of a wild honeymoon night.

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Funny story: Maggie actress: "I'm no sucker"

Maggie actress: "I'm no sucker"

As hit television show ‘The Simpsons' celebrates the airing of its 350th episode this weekend fears are growing for health of the prized sucker behind Maggie.

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Funny story: Illegal Dye, Sudan, found in Blood

Illegal Dye, Sudan, found in Blood

The illegal red food dye, Sudan, has been found in artificial blood imported from outside the European Union it was revealed today and could be the biggest threat to human health since the salmonella in eggs alert back in 1988.

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Funny story: New Specialty Hospitals Cater to Healthy Patients

New Specialty Hospitals Cater to Healthy Patients

Desperate to keep costs down and profits up, a new breed of specialty hospital that focuses on patients without medical needs is becoming more common across the country. So called "Health-Max" hospitals limit admissions to patients with no discernab...

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Funny story: George W. Bush Targets Chicken Feet

George W. Bush Targets Chicken Feet

WASHINGTON - President George W. Bush told reporters at a hastily called press conference this morning that health officials have launched a nationwide search for boneless chicken feet-an Asian delicacy that was smuggled into the United States recent...

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Funny story: HHS Requires Hospital Accreditation to Depend on Faith-Based Healing

HHS Requires Hospital Accreditation to Depend on Faith-Based Healing

Washington, DC--The Department of Health and Human Services, acting on instructions from the Bush Administration, today dissolved the JCAHO and the NCQA and instead instituted a faith-based system of accreditation for hospitals and healthcare profess...

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Funny story: Vioxx scare hits healthcare costs

Vioxx scare hits healthcare costs

Further fallout from the Vioxx health scare today hit the headlines as it emerged that the withdrawal of the drug may have a huge and previously unforseen impact on the federal health budget.

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Funny story: Geriatric Foreplay

Geriatric Foreplay

Let me begin by saying I have a wonderful, thoughtful, kind and considerate, husband whom I adore. I am a woman pushing sixty with a few health problems, and my dear husband asks me how I feel every single day. A while ago I noticed there were certain days when he asked how I was feeling four or five times in the space of an hour. Initially this perplexed me, but I eventually figured it o...

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Funny story: Pope Idol 2005

Pope Idol 2005

With the hints made by the Vatican today of the potential retirement of Pope John Paul due to his numerous health problems, the council...

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Funny story: George Bush Health Scare

George Bush Health Scare

WASHINGTON (AP) President George W. Bush was taken to Walter Reed Army Medical Center today just after his staff finished the morning news briefing. The president was listening to Karl Rove read the main headlines in USA Today - the only paper Mr. Bu...

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Funny story: Bush Unveils New Initiatives Designed To Promote Self-Reliance and Increased Height

Bush Unveils New Initiatives Designed To Promote Self-Reliance and Increased Height

Washington, DC--Building upon his belief that Americans need to assume more responsibility for all aspects of their health, financial security, and overall well-being, as well as reminiscing with nostalgia about his youthful comment that poor people...

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Funny story: Cabin Fever Devastating to NHL Players

Cabin Fever Devastating to NHL Players

TORONTO, CANADA - As the lockout of National Hockey League (NHL) players reached its 117th day (January 10), the Canadian Mental Health Association (CMHA) blamed out-of-work hockey players for a disturbing spike in cabin fever-related incidents. Acco...

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Funny story: George W. Bush Made Me a Fundamentalist Christian

George W. Bush Made Me a Fundamentalist Christian

Well, the elections are over and I've been thinking: 51% of the voting public must be onto something that I've been missing. All this time I'm thinking that illegal and unnecessary wars, negative job growth, tens of millions without health insurance...

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Funny story: Arafat Announces Successor

Arafat Announces Successor

As his health suffered a further setback today, Yasser Arafat announced whom he wishes to take over his role in the event of his demise.

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Funny story: Tom DeLay Accused of Unethical Behavior: What a Shock

Tom DeLay Accused of Unethical Behavior: What a Shock

Republican House Majority Leader Tom DeLay, rebuked by a House Ethics Committee at the end of September for pressuring a fellow member of the House of Representatives to switch his vote on a health care bill, may soon face more serious charges if the...

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