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Funny story: Ford Turning To (Red) Hot Cars, Dates With Car Sales Models To Recoup Losses

Ford Turning To (Red) Hot Cars, Dates With Car Sales Models To Recoup Losses

Detroit, Michigan: Nearly bankrupt before the big auto bailout the Ford Auto Company are considering selling (red) hot cars and providing purchasers with three free dates with their auto models from the car shows in order to become profitable again.

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Funny story: Shoe Bubble Boosts World Economy: Obama Names al-Zaida Wingtips Tsar

Shoe Bubble Boosts World Economy: Obama Names al-Zaida Wingtips Tsar

Economic bursts,booms,bubble and busts are as unpredictable as George Bush's grammar and Obama's idea of liberalism. US investment experts sell trillions of dollars of stock portfolios made of helium and, go figure, the world economy does an Hindenbu...

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Funny story: Government to bail out struggling drug dealers

Government to bail out struggling drug dealers

Struggling drug dealers have been promised huge amounts of taxpayers money by the government in a deal designed to save their ailing businesses. A government spokesperson stated that the collapse of the industry is a result of previously wealthy b...

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Funny story: Economy Hits Famous Actresses in the Middle of their Botox Injections

Economy Hits Famous Actresses in the Middle of their Botox Injections

The dismal economy is finally hitting Hollywood. Now that the Dow Jones Industrial Average has fallen lower than Governor Blagojevich's popularity quotient, famous-but-older doyennes of Tinseltown are forced to forego their monthly injections of Bot...

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Funny story: Economic Stimulus A Failure- Economy Remains Frigid

Economic Stimulus A Failure- Economy Remains Frigid

Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson spoke at a press conference on Thursday, acknowledging that efforts to stimulate the nation's moribund economy have so far been "a failure", and that the economy remains cold and unresponsive. "I've been on top o...

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Funny story: "Barack Obama is only doing so well in the polls because he's being graded on a curve", claims L.A. Middle School Teacher

"Barack Obama is only doing so well in the polls because he's being graded on a curve", claims L.A. Middle School Teacher

Los Angeles, California - Barack Obama's performance in the polls with the American people has bee phenomenal. Never before in the history of presidential-elect polling has a future commander and chief done so well before actually taking the oath of...

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Funny story: Necktie bandits wanted for wave of assaults

Necktie bandits wanted for wave of assaults

Police reports regarding so-called "necktie bandits" have been flooding emergency phone centers as the rise of assaults on businessmen have been increasing around cities' financial districts. Assailants are grabbing the neckties of passersby and f...

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Funny story: Obama Unveils New Plan For Nation's Economy

Obama Unveils New Plan For Nation's Economy

President-elect Barack Obama announced today that his economic team will begin work on a new plan to jump start the nation's troubled economy. Based on the theories of turn of the century Italian immigrant and financier Charles Ponzi, the centerpiece...

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Funny story: Fire Service Cutbacks

Fire Service Cutbacks

The Greater Manchester Fire Service has announced that it has to find savings of thirty percent over the coming financial year. Unions are adamant that no fire service personnel will be lost, with the service already running at the safe minimum numbe...

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Funny story: Banks latest scam - Madoff revealed as poor OAP in Scunthorpe

Banks latest scam - Madoff revealed as poor OAP in Scunthorpe

In a bizarre twist last night, the latest revelations that the banks were duped by a multi-billionaire American fraudster have themselves been revealed as a fraudulent scam. Global financial institutions claim to have lost billions on a pyramid inve...

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Funny story: Harrods Crunched by the Global Bite!

Harrods Crunched by the Global Bite!

The latest retailer to report tough trading times is London department store Harrods as they see profits slump as a result of increased legal costs, slow sales and poor window cleaning. This flag ship retailer in the trendy area of Knightsbridge,...

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Funny story: 'Ghostbusters' link to missing space/time phenomenon at Madoff's Pig-in-Lipstick Building business orifices

'Ghostbusters' link to missing space/time phenomenon at Madoff's Pig-in-Lipstick Building business orifices

Off-the-Wall-St, NY - (OMFG! Mess): Disgraced hedge fun fraudster Bernard Madoff has blamed an erratic space/time warp continuum surrounding his business orifices at the Pig in Lipstick Building in Midtown Manhattan's Turd Avenue for the missing $50...

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Funny story: Mossad Pension Fund hit for $900 million in Madoff Ponzi scam

Mossad Pension Fund hit for $900 million in Madoff Ponzi scam

Tel Aviv - (Sorry Ass Mess): The Israeli secret intelligence service is hopping mad after Off-the-Wall-St trader Bernard Madoff lost 95% of the Mossad's pension fund in his $50 billion hedge fund collapse. "How come we didn't see this one coming?"...

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Funny story: Wealthy Lose Billions As Poor Celebrate

Wealthy Lose Billions As Poor Celebrate

Top world financial groups on Monday revealed massive potential losses from an alleged scam run by Wall Street trader Bernard Madoff, admitting they were fooled by a classic pyramid investment fraud. British, French, Japanese and Spanish banks an...

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Funny story: Britain's Oldest Human Brain Discovered

Britain's Oldest Human Brain Discovered

London, England - Scientists at York University have discovered what appears to be the oldest human brain in Britain. The brain was discovered in a five year old child during routine examinations at her nursery school in Northern England. Scie...

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Funny story: Tribal Spokesman Says Economy Fine

Tribal Spokesman Says Economy Fine

A tribe unknown until five years ago living in Brazil's Rain Forest say they have not been affected in the least by the world's economy taking a nose dive. "Mubutu lost some stock but found them a week later over the hill where Anja lives. He clai...

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Funny story: Barclay Sisters to Quit Sark

Barclay Sisters to Quit Sark

Risking the perils of breaking their customary Trappist code of silence and avoiding publicity like the plague, the senile multi-zillionaire Barclay twins, Doris and Noris, are rumoured to be closing down all business investments on the tiny Channel...

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