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Funny story: Gasoline Prices In US Tumble To 10c A Gallon As Trump Inducts Saudi Arabia As 51st State

Gasoline Prices In US Tumble To 10c A Gallon As Trump Inducts Saudi Arabia As 51st State

Following the September 14 attack on Saudi Arabia’s Aramco refineries, America promptly blamed Iran for the attack. “It’s an Act of War on US interests,” declared the world’s greatest sanction-slapper, President Donald Trump. “Oil is always a US inte...

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Funny story: President Trump Wears Blackface For Press Conference

President Trump Wears Blackface For Press Conference

President Donald Trump is said to be in a state of meltdown, after he turned up for a White House press conference wearing blackface, and making monkey noises. The president delivered a speech on the crisis at the Turkish border, where previously-...

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Funny story: The Donald J Trump removal program fully explained

The Donald J Trump removal program fully explained

As impeachment proceedings intensify, and a second whistleblower has come forth, we turn to Dr. Rollon Shystrovski for further details. Dr. Shystrovski is an independent analyst with anonymous origins and several degrees in State Secrets and Other...

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Funny story: Trump Asked the Queen to Help Get Some Dirt on Bernie Sanders

Trump Asked the Queen to Help Get Some Dirt on Bernie Sanders

Buckingham Palace, London In the wake of allegations that Donald Trump may have sponsored foreign states to investigate his political rival, Joe Biden, new revelations have emerged that the President approached the British Queen to "dish the dirt" o...

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Funny story: CDC issues nationwide Zombie Apocalypse Alter on spread of TDS

CDC issues nationwide Zombie Apocalypse Alter on spread of TDS

Washington, DC - On Friday, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) issued a nationwide Zombie Apocalypse Alter on the spread of Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS). Back on May 16, 2011, the CDC offered guidance to Americans by publishing...

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Funny story: Philosopher Brings Debate to Halt by Asking whether Scientology Opponent Is High

Philosopher Brings Debate to Halt by Asking whether Scientology Opponent Is High

In a heated debate over the existence of God, free will, and fundamental life spirit, philosophy professor and outspoken atheist, Dr. Donald Cartwright, brought the discussion to a screeching halt by asking whether his debate opponent, Church of Scie...

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Funny story: Trump Announces the Construction of a Luxury Prison

Trump Announces the Construction of a Luxury Prison

Washington, DC In the wake of several convicted felons, some of whom are personal friends of Donald Trump, the President has made an announcement to build several luxury prisons across the United States. "A luxury prison is something that this cou...

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Funny story: Vatican Scientists Clone Jesus from Communion Wafer

Vatican Scientists Clone Jesus from Communion Wafer

The Vatican—Pope Francis today unveiled a ten-year-old Jesus whom, he explained, was cloned from a consecrated communion wafer blessed by Mother Theresa. The Vatican, to avoid too much publicity for the ten-year-old god, had kept the cloning under w...

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Funny story: White House Announces It Has Identified Most Likely Suspects in Ukraine Whistleblower

White House Announces It Has Identified Most Likely Suspects in Ukraine Whistleblower

Standing outside the White House front entrance, Minister of Truth Shiv Aalok today announced that a blue ribbon commission consisting of the greatest crime mystery writers has been working on identifying the whistleblower behind the Ukraine scandal...

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Funny story: Trump Whistleblower Blames Chapped Lips

Trump Whistleblower Blames Chapped Lips

Congressional Democrats may have to rescind their impeachment inquiry after learning the undisclosed whistleblower blames a severe case of chapped lips for her actions. During his weekly briefing with reporters, White House Minister of Truth, Shiv A...

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Funny story: Trump Impeachment Committee Is Able to Hack Some of the Other Items Stored on Trump's "Secret Server"

Trump Impeachment Committee Is Able to Hack Some of the Other Items Stored on Trump's "Secret Server"

Washington, DC Some of the House of Representatives Impeachment Committee computer crew have managed to discover many of the highly encrypted secrets held on the secret server that the President's Ukraine phone call was stored on. Some of these secr...

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Funny story: Adam Schiff caught taking "matters" into his own hands

Adam Schiff caught taking "matters" into his own hands

Washington, DC - Last Thursday at the House Intelligence Committee hearing for acting DNI Joseph Maguire, Adam Schiff opened the session with a contrived, slanderous, and defamatory interpretation of the actual phone call between President Trump and...

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Funny story: Donald Trump's Index finger suing due to over-work

Donald Trump's Index finger suing due to over-work

Donald Trump's right hand index finger is to sue the small-handed, stone-cold loser Donald Trump for over-use. The angry digit, speaking in a far more statesmanlike way than its owner, said: 'Every time he wants to make another one of his moronic,...

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Funny story: Melania Trump Revealed to Be the Actual Whistleblower

Melania Trump Revealed to Be the Actual Whistleblower

Mar-A-Lago, FL In a breaking story, it is revealed that First Lady, Melania Trump, was the person who leaked about improprieties in her husband Donald Trump's phone calls to the President of the Ukraine. She mentioned the extortion threats made by h...

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Funny story: All Whistleblower Songs Are Now Banned

All Whistleblower Songs Are Now Banned

Mar-A-Lago, FL "Because of all the controversy over whistle blowing and whistling, etc., I believe the nation is getting too riled-up on all this whistling business. So, for the good of the nation, I am passing an executive order banning all songs ha...

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Funny story: CIA Secretly Bugged Trump’s Albino Raccoon Hair Piece

CIA Secretly Bugged Trump’s Albino Raccoon Hair Piece

BILLINGSGATE POST: It was 6:00 AM in Washington. Those beady eyes that peered back at President Trump from the mirror when he adjusted his albino raccoon hairpiece missed nothing. The hidden camera that the CIA secretly embedded in his hair swirls w...

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Funny story: "Trade Trump for Zelensky" Americans Demand after Watching Ukraine President on TV

"Trade Trump for Zelensky" Americans Demand after Watching Ukraine President on TV

The United Nations. NYC. The brightest star in US presidential politics today is not even an American. The overwhelming choice of American voters in a poll taken after Volodymyr Zelensky dominated the press conference with Donald Trump is... Zelensk...

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