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Funny story: Brown and Out

Brown and Out

Surly Clunking fister and Part time Jack Dee impersonator Gordon 'Not Flash' Brown is mostly hospitalised today after receiving a good old fashioned Eton tongue lashing (metaphorically this time) from tubby toff Tory marksman David Cameron.

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Funny story: David Davies "not real" admits Cameron

David Davies "not real" admits Cameron

Shocking news emerged from Whitehall earlier today, further to a memo leaked late on Monday that suggested Davies was, in fact, completely fake. The memo was first ignored, then denied, then accepted, then ignored again, before being admitted as &qu...

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Funny story: Cameron and Brown to 'Fight for Britain' in Car Park

Cameron and Brown to 'Fight for Britain' in Car Park

Conservative Leader David Cameron stunned the party Conference in Blackpool today by boasting that he "could and would, smash Labour Leader Brown's Stupid Suet-like face in."...

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Funny story: Cameron: "Please don't call snap election."

Cameron: "Please don't call snap election."

David Cameron ended the Conservative Party conference with the rallying cry, "Oi, Gordon Brown! Please don't call a snap election."...

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Funny story: Brits would never elect a leader that looks so much like Oswald Mosely

Brits would never elect a leader that looks so much like Oswald Mosely

London - (YouTosserGovPoll Mess): A poll to be published in this weekend's Tosser on Sunday tabloid says British voters are frightened of picking a man who looks the spitting image of British Union of Fascists leader Oswald Mosely.

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Funny story: Yet Another Rare and Strangely Named Disease Identified in Britain

Yet Another Rare and Strangely Named Disease Identified in Britain

Scientists confirmed yesterday that an outbreak of 'Brown Nose' disease had been identified in pudding-faced old-Etonian and Conservative Party Leader, David Cameron at the annual party conference in Blackpoo...

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Funny story: US estate agents too fat claims David Cameron

US estate agents too fat claims David Cameron

After allegations were made that David Cameron, wide faced leader of the UK Conservative Party, was behind the current economic crash, he has struck back claiming that the real reason was the weight of the American estate agents.

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Funny story: David cameron is to blame for economic crash

David cameron is to blame for economic crash

A report by highly respected slave of Labour, Lord Hutton, has today found that David Cameron is directly responsible for the worlds current economic crisis.

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Funny story: Cameron To Join Man Utd, Led Zeppelin, Take That

Cameron To Join Man Utd, Led Zeppelin, Take That

The Tory leader David Cameron has announced that he is signing for Manchester United, as well as playing drums in a reformed Led Zeppelin, and in addition is joining Robbie and the lads in a 'New Take That'.

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Funny story: Cameron gets tough new ideas

Cameron gets tough new ideas

David Cameron, the wide faced leader of the conservative party, has begun his fight back against his falling place in the poles, and "Girdn Brun's" preparations for a surprise early election.

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Funny story: David Cameron: Drugs boy

David Cameron: Drugs boy

The conservative leader has admitted that he took drugs whilst at Eaton. In his auto-biography he revealed that while at Eaton he, on more than one occasion, eaten some Cathedral City, or done a bit of Red Leicester.

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Funny story: Prime Minister's eyebrow to be shaved

Prime Minister's eyebrow to be shaved

The Prime Ministers eyebrow will be removed by Downing Street's in house barbers tomorrow after it was complained about that it was too revolting to be shown on television.

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Funny story: New Health Scare As Man Chokes On Mars Bar

New Health Scare As Man Chokes On Mars Bar

After the recent Foot & Mouth, E-Coli and Legionnaires Disease outbreaks, a new scare has this morning raised calls from health officials for a total ban on Mars Bars.

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Funny story: Farting Ban - Cameron Speaks Out

Farting Ban - Cameron Speaks Out

The Conservative leader David Cameron today slammed the government's ban on farting in public places.

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Funny story: Conservative Leader Takes Hug-A-Hoodie "A Step Too Far"

Conservative Leader Takes Hug-A-Hoodie "A Step Too Far"

Deranged Conservative leader David Cameroon is said to be taking his latest attempt to appeal to the working classes a step to far after staggering into the Conservative Party Conference swigging a bottle of White Lightning, smoking a roll up...

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Funny story: Dave says flooding 'Act of God.'

Dave says flooding 'Act of God.'

Leader of the opposition Conservative party, David Cameron, announced today that the recent spate of torrential rainfall afflicting southern England is the work of God.

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Funny story: Davo C Slams "Government of Living Dead"

Davo C Slams "Government of Living Dead"

Conservative party leader David Cameroon has hit out at the Labour party for being a bunch of "old farts, farting out dated policies". Mr Cameroon recently attacked the Labour party at the dispatch box for being the "Government of the...

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