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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth II issues restrictions on use of "queen" word

Queen Elizabeth II issues restrictions on use of "queen" word

By Royal Decree, casual use of the word "queen" will no longer be allowed, Buckingham Palace announced today.

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Funny story: Heather Mills McCartney sells domain name for £24.3 million

Heather Mills McCartney sells domain name for £24.3 million

Soon-to-be-divorced from a Beatle Heather Mills McCartney, aka Mucca, has become one of the richest women in the world after masterminding the sale of her domain name for a reported £24.3 million.

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Funny story: Peter Gammons Denies Steroids Use

Peter Gammons Denies Steroids Use

Eminent baseball journalist and broadcaster Peter Gammons has sworn before a grand jury that he has never taken steroids or HGH in his long and distinguished career.

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Funny story: Corporate Sponsorships Move From Sports to Cities

Corporate Sponsorships Move From Sports to Cities

Corporations have, for several years, sponsored athletic events and named stadiums after themselves. Jack Murphy Stadium, named for a famous sports figure in San Diego history, became Qualcomm Stadium when that company offered millions to the city t...

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Funny story: Shannon Abducted By West Yorkshire Police

Shannon Abducted By West Yorkshire Police

Shannon Matthews, the nine-year-old schoolgirl who was found by police after going missing for three weeks, has been abducted by the policemen that found her, according to reports from local residents.

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Funny story: All Depressed Policemen to be Transferred to Bridgend

All Depressed Policemen to be Transferred to Bridgend

Chief Superintendent Plod the Spokesperson for the Association of Chief Police Officers, has announced that all depressed Policemen serving in the UK, would immediately be transferred to South Wales Police, and be based at Bridgend.

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Funny story: Mexican man still wishes to live in United States

Mexican man still wishes to live in United States

(Tijuana, Mexico), Enrique Gonzales, a 33 year old Mexican laborer, says he would still like to live in the United States even though his country now has a higher standard of living.

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Funny story: Prison Break star wins Squinting Contest

Prison Break star wins Squinting Contest

Prison Break star Wentworth Miller has beaten off rival Clint Eastwood in a live televised squinting contest watched by millions.

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Funny story: Chinese Woman Burns Husband Alive For Not Washing Feet

Chinese Woman Burns Husband Alive For Not Washing Feet

A Beijing woman recently burned her new husband alive for not washing his feet before going to bed.

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Funny story: Mohammad Rahim, Tora Bora Interior Designer, Totured For Design Secrets!

Mohammad Rahim, Tora Bora Interior Designer, Totured For Design Secrets!

Mohammed Rahim has been held by the CIA (Center for Interior Artistry) in a desperate attempt to discover the interior design secrets that he used to make Tora Bora the most 'tony' of Al Qaida hide-outs.

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Funny story: Web Site Bullies Outed By Mr Fergus McCarthy

Web Site Bullies Outed By Mr Fergus McCarthy

Two bullying members of an internet forum have been outed by a kind hearted Irishman who is the lone voice of reason admits an angry mob of comedy writers.

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Funny story: Recent Archaeological Discovery Has Catholic Church in Tremors

Recent Archaeological Discovery Has Catholic Church in Tremors

PHNOM PENH, CAMBODIA - Earlier this week, in Southern Cambodia, a team of attractive, racially diverse and sexually open-minded archaeologists uncovered an artifact with a crude carving of Christ depicted as a vampire. An inscription beneath the draw...

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Funny story: Edward Norton's Anti-Virus fears

Edward Norton's Anti-Virus fears

Actor Edward Norton, who plays Bruce Banner in the soon to be released Incredible Hulk film, has expressed his fears over the widespread use of anti-virus software.

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Funny story: Woman freed from toilet after 25 year long crap

Woman freed from toilet after 25 year long crap

A Kansas woman, having spent the last quarter century emptying her bowels was finally released from her white enamel prison today, saying "I was caught short after a Big Mac but I didn't think I'd be on the throne for 25...

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Funny story: Yankees Sign Billy Crystal To Long Term Deal

Yankees Sign Billy Crystal To Long Term Deal

The New York Yankees have signed Billy Crystal to a permanent deal after the actor impressed in an exhibition match against the Pittsburgh Pirates on Thursday.

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Funny story: Elephant Forgets To Lock Back Door

Elephant Forgets To Lock Back Door

A zookeeper at San Francisco zoo has been relating how all the animals have managed to secretly sneak and go on wild trips to Vegas each nite this month.

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Funny story: Bush Tucker Man arrested as al-Qaeda poison plot is foiled

Bush Tucker Man arrested as al-Qaeda poison plot is foiled

George W. Bush's personal chef has been arrested in connection with a plot to poison the President's entire administration during a scheduled banquet at Camp David.

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