By Royal Decree, casual use of the word "queen" will no longer be allowed, Buckingham Palace announced today.
Soon-to-be-divorced from a Beatle Heather Mills McCartney, aka Mucca, has become one of the richest women in the world after masterminding the sale of her domain name for a reported £24.3 million.
Eminent baseball journalist and broadcaster Peter Gammons has sworn before a grand jury that he has never taken steroids or HGH in his long and distinguished career.
Corporations have, for several years, sponsored athletic events and named stadiums after themselves. Jack Murphy Stadium, named for a famous sports figure in San Diego history, became Qualcomm Stadium when that company offered millions to the city t...
Shannon Matthews, the nine-year-old schoolgirl who was found by police after going missing for three weeks, has been abducted by the policemen that found her, according to reports from local residents.
Chief Superintendent Plod the Spokesperson for the Association of Chief Police Officers, has announced that all depressed Policemen serving in the UK, would immediately be transferred to South Wales Police, and be based at Bridgend.
(Tijuana, Mexico), Enrique Gonzales, a 33 year old Mexican laborer, says he would still like to live in the United States even though his country now has a higher standard of living.
Prison Break star Wentworth Miller has beaten off rival Clint Eastwood in a live televised squinting contest watched by millions.
A Beijing woman recently burned her new husband alive for not washing his feet before going to bed.
Mohammed Rahim has been held by the CIA (Center for Interior Artistry) in a desperate attempt to discover the interior design secrets that he used to make Tora Bora the most 'tony' of Al Qaida hide-outs.
Two bullying members of an internet forum have been outed by a kind hearted Irishman who is the lone voice of reason admits an angry mob of comedy writers.
PHNOM PENH, CAMBODIA - Earlier this week, in Southern Cambodia, a team of attractive, racially diverse and sexually open-minded archaeologists uncovered an artifact with a crude carving of Christ depicted as a vampire. An inscription beneath the draw...
Actor Edward Norton, who plays Bruce Banner in the soon to be released Incredible Hulk film, has expressed his fears over the widespread use of anti-virus software.
A Kansas woman, having spent the last quarter century emptying her bowels was finally released from her white enamel prison today, saying "I was caught short after a Big Mac but I didn't think I'd be on the throne for 25...
The New York Yankees have signed Billy Crystal to a permanent deal after the actor impressed in an exhibition match against the Pittsburgh Pirates on Thursday.
A zookeeper at San Francisco zoo has been relating how all the animals have managed to secretly sneak and go on wild trips to Vegas each nite this month.
George W. Bush's personal chef has been arrested in connection with a plot to poison the President's entire administration during a scheduled banquet at Camp David.
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