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Funny story: Blair's Big Brother says Forest Gate Fiasco was Beard-based

Blair's Big Brother says Forest Gate Fiasco was Beard-based

An independent inquiry into the Forest Gate Fiasco has unearthed some shocking hairy undercurrents of racism, and provided new insight into the workings of Britain's Police Force.

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Funny story: Robert Kilroy-Silk: "M&S Fund Terror" Claims

Robert Kilroy-Silk: "M&S Fund Terror" Claims

Sensationalist & former talk show host Robert Kilroy-Silk was again making bold claims in Brussels today, claiming M&S were key players in the 'war on terror'. Silk, as his supporters like call him has said to have stumbled on some 'bloke...

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Funny story: Homeland Security Bans Urine From Flights

Homeland Security Bans Urine From Flights

In a press release from the Secretary of Homeland Security, Michael Chertoff, earlier today, it appears passengers with any sort of liquid in their bodies will not be allowed to board.

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Funny story: Muslim Outrage Reaches Its Outrageous Peak

Muslim Outrage Reaches Its Outrageous Peak

Muslim leaders have spoken out to say that, contrary to popular belief, Muslims are indeed outraged by the strange actions, words and sentiments of anyone who is not of their ilk.

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Funny story: Bush Orders 3 Million Lite-Brites Detained

Bush Orders 3 Million Lite-Brites Detained

Terrorism concerns have prompted President Bush to sign an emergency executive order to arrest and detain all three million of the nation's lite-brite toys. Lite-Brites displaying smartass cartoon characters terrorized Boston and brought the cit...

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Funny story: Suicide Bomber Cancels Mission After Stubbing Toe

Suicide Bomber Cancels Mission After Stubbing Toe

Baghdad - A would-be suicide bomber cancelled his deadly mission yesterday after stubbing his toe on a curb just outside the hotel he was assigned to destroy.

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Funny story: Al-Queda suicide bomber pulls wrong cord in port-a-loo

Al-Queda suicide bomber pulls wrong cord in port-a-loo

This was the dramatic moment when would-be assassin, Abu leeve N'luv, met his maker. The hapless suicide bomber was caught short on his way to bomb No. 10 and popped into a nearby port-a-loo to spend a penny.

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Funny story: Plot Search Fails to Find Men in Banana Suits

Plot Search Fails to Find Men in Banana Suits

SAS officers have spent the night searching 12 million Birmingham parks in connection with a plot or plan. Police are questioning nine hundred men arrested over the plot, or plan. A man in a banana suit was...

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Funny story: US Vows To Kill All Penguins - "They just look like they're planning something all the time," Says Bush

US Vows To Kill All Penguins - "They just look like they're planning something all the time," Says Bush

Washington DC - President Bush announced today that he would make an even bolder move in the fight against terrorism by killing "every penguin everywhere on this planet."...

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Funny story: Jade Goody Beheading Foiled

Jade Goody Beheading Foiled

Twelve men have been arrested and charged under the Terrorism Act in Birmingham after a plot to kidnap a member of the public was uncovered this morning.

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Funny story: Richard Hammond Crash Was Work Of Terrorists

Richard Hammond Crash Was Work Of Terrorists

Richard Hammond, co-presenter of Top Gear, was back this week fronting the show that nearly killed him. Investigators into his crash, meanwhile, think they have found evidence that will link al-Qaeda to the incident.

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Funny story: Amnesty international claim Camp X-ray 'not fit for human habitation'

Amnesty international claim Camp X-ray 'not fit for human habitation'

President Bush reacted angrily to the damning report from Amnesty International, which claimed that America's highest profile detention centre, Camp X-ray, 'was not fit to keep shit in.'...

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Funny story: Failed Bombers Sue Over 'Unreliable' Hair Bleach

Failed Bombers Sue Over 'Unreliable' Hair Bleach

The five men accused of attempting to blow up commuters on the 21st of July 2005 have each launched individual high court actions against the Hair-dressing supply warehouse who supplied them with over 450 litres of Hydrogen Peroxide.

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Funny story: MySpace to offer technology to block terrorists

MySpace to offer technology to block terrorists

News Corp.'s MySpace said on Tuesday it will offer in the next 30 days a technology to identify and block known terrorists from the popular online social network.

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Funny story: Pentagon Spying on Americans' Financial Records Revealed

Pentagon Spying on Americans' Financial Records Revealed

Herr Commandant Pedro Javier Espenada, of the Pentagon's Counterintelligence Field Activity agency, or CIFA, said it has become necessary to monitor the financial records of any Americans who might be suspected of supporting terrorism. He pointe...

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Funny story: MI5 - threat levels explained more clearly

MI5 - threat levels explained more clearly

In conjunction with the release of e-mail and mobile alerts to the general public, MI5 have also today released details of the renaming of the levels of security threat.

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Funny story: That Smell - It's Those Nasty Terrorists Again!

That Smell - It's Those Nasty Terrorists Again!

Police in New York have established that the bad smell that has been wafting through the city these past few days is the work of Islamic extremists.

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