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Funny story: Senator Beefcake Proves That Sex Sells for the GOP!

Senator Beefcake Proves That Sex Sells for the GOP!

The newest Senator from the Bay State, Scott Brown, formerly a centerfold in Cosmopolitan Magazine circa 1982, has shown that sex sells for the GOP. Having found a winning strategy for Massachusetts, the Republican party now is on a hunt for hot, yo...

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Funny story: South Korea tells its people, "to make babies," sex-mad sex tourists have promised to help!

South Korea tells its people, "to make babies," sex-mad sex tourists have promised to help!

The news spread like wild fire after South Korea ordered it's people to "Make Babies!" Sex-mad tourists visiting Bangkok, Ibiza, Poland, Las Vegas, and Bognor Regis are applying for entry visas to help the South Koreans "do it!" The reason for...

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Funny story: Sex, sex and more sex

Sex, sex and more sex

Get a Grip on Gossip, the new Tabloid on news stands today says that their reporter Gessie Gotcha has found Tiger Woods and has been hiding in the woods near the "rehab" clinic in Arizona where Tiger is getting help with his "problem". The rehab e...

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Funny story: Julio Iglesias Says He Quit Having Sex Like A Rabbit Years Ago

Julio Iglesias Says He Quit Having Sex Like A Rabbit Years Ago

During a performance in Sao Paulo, Brazil, Julio Iglesias told the audience that he had abandoned "rabbit sex" fifteen years ago. The famous lover had quite a reputation, but he says it is no longer true. He had earlier told an audience in Monterr...

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Funny story: 'Naked' And 'Sex' Are Hot Topics Says Beyonce - Cheryl Cole Agrees

'Naked' And 'Sex' Are Hot Topics Says Beyonce - Cheryl Cole Agrees

At last. It's official. 'Naked' and 'Sex' can come out of the closet without fear of reprisals because they are HOT TOPICS, as was confirmed tonight by Beyonce, and seconded by Cheryl Cole. This applies even moreso on satirical websites and on sea...

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Funny story: Sex Symbols Demand HD TV Ban

Sex Symbols Demand HD TV Ban

Sex symbol stars of TV and movies from Hollywood to Bollywood, and Elstree to Ealing staged a mass protest in Tokyo today over what they consider to be the evils of HD TV. It seems that HD TV highlights flaws such as zits, scars, hairiness, and bl...

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Funny story: Male X TENDIT will help satisfy every woman

Male X TENDIT will help satisfy every woman

Extentions for Men- A new industry geared just towards men has tried to copy the women's "hair" extensions that have been on the market for years. The new product aptly named X TENDIT is not for "hair" but for the PENIS. Men who have been worri...

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Funny story: Sex dolls cause major job losses for hookers world wide

Sex dolls cause major job losses for hookers world wide

As the ever expanding world of technology continues to grow, so to are the fields it crosses. In this latest case it seems technology has found itself at home again in the sex industry. This time it seems to not be for the benefit of women but for me...

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Funny story: Women detest other women

Women detest other women

It is predicted that Chinese men will outnumber Chinese women in less than a few more years and this could create a gender imbalance that will leave millions of Chinese men without wives. It's assumed that this imbalance will create a surge in ma...

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Funny story: "I had a good 8 inches last night" claims Westcountry woman

"I had a good 8 inches last night" claims Westcountry woman

An unnamed Westcountry woman claims she woke this morning to find she had had a good 8 inches during the night. "It was quite something" she gasped "I have regularly had 2 or 3 inches and one night in 1983 I had 5 inched, but this was something e...

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Funny story: New sex robot dubbed a schizo

New sex robot dubbed a schizo

Las Vegas - (Ass Mess): A new mechanical life-size rubber doll may be prematurely withdrawn from the market after its inventor revealed the automaton 'comes with five personalities'. The 'Roxxxy' made its debut at the Adult Entertainment Expo this...

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Funny story: Irish Butcher Boy Reveals Sexual Receipes He Cooked Up to Keep 59 Year Old Stewing in Her Own Juices!

Irish Butcher Boy Reveals Sexual Receipes He Cooked Up to Keep 59 Year Old Stewing in Her Own Juices!

As if there wasn't enough fall out over the revelation that a 19 year old butcher boy was 'grinding' his 59 year old customer amid further claims of monetary impropriety on her part, the other shoe is ready to fall with the announced publication of...

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Funny story: New Sex Study Reveals Semen In the Crossfire

New Sex Study Reveals Semen In the Crossfire

SAN DIEGO, California - Researchers have long known that sex can be fun, that people who have sex often tend to live longer, healthier lives, and that sexually active men have healthier sperm. What researchers did not know is that the collection o...

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Funny story: Conjoined Twins Marry Conjoined Twins, Having Sex Problems

Conjoined Twins Marry Conjoined Twins, Having Sex Problems

Conjoined twins Berniece and Euniece Watson's recent marriage to conjoined twins, Jack And Goff Spume has gotten off to a rocky start. At least on their wedding night. The fire department had to come and later, the rescue squad, both having it's h...

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Funny story: Al Gore Claims He Invented Snail Trails and The Wet Spot

Al Gore Claims He Invented Snail Trails and The Wet Spot

Former Vice President Al Gore has added to the list of things that he feels that he invented. The former inventor of the internet now says that he is responsible for creating the wet spot and snail trails. Said Gore, "when I was a young and randy...

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Funny story: Trials and Tribulations of the Modern Sensitive Male

Trials and Tribulations of the Modern Sensitive Male

The pure white snow seemed to shine as the rays of mid morning broke free of the passing clouds and filled in the shadows with light. An unusually warm day on this February 21st, the snow had started to melt slightly on its top layer forcing small drifts and mounds to take on a smooth reflective finish. They had waited what seemed like a lifetime to get to this place, a modest little cabin nestl...

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Funny story: Beatty Sleeps with Entire Female Population of Barstow, CA

Beatty Sleeps with Entire Female Population of Barstow, CA

The secret no longer being a secret, thanks in part to the recently released, unauthorized biography on Warren Beatty's life and apparent good times, new revelations are coming to the forefront as to where Mr. Beatty managed to reach the alleged 13,0...

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