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Funny story: The Fatcats Club: "Postbellum"

The Fatcats Club: "Postbellum"

There's a place in New York where they all go when they're in town. Sometimes it can be a rowdy joint; the great space between those carved and polished oak walls echoing with laughter and slaps on backs, the tinkling of glasses and the clatter of silverware on china plates. Other times it can be a mortuary; dreary, sparsely occupied by patrons who are drearier still, who stuff their mouths with...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus, Zac Efron, Tits, Sarah Palin and Nick Jonas appear in the same headline...again

Miley Cyrus, Zac Efron, Tits, Sarah Palin and Nick Jonas appear in the same headline...again

It has been touted as the most shocking headline in the history of headlines: Miley Cyrus, Nick Jonas, Sarah Palin and tits all featuring in the same sentence. Not since the glory days of 'Elvis, Jerry Lee lewis,Roman Polanski, Charlie Chaplin, G...

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Funny story: Sarah and Todd Palin's First Commercial

Sarah and Todd Palin's First Commercial

Governor Sarah Palin told reporters in Alaska that the only thing that she really ever asked for during her GOP campaigning was a Diet Dr. Pepper... [THE DIET DR. PEPPER SOFT DRINK COMMERCIAL BEGINS WITH GOVERNOR SARAH PALIN AND HER HUSBAND TODD,...

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Funny story: Ben & Jerry's New Obama Flavor: Cinnamon Rocky Road

Ben & Jerry's New Obama Flavor: Cinnamon Rocky Road

Cowshed, Vermont - Ice cream moguls, Ben & Jerry have unleashed their latest concoction in honor of Barack Obama's recent election as President of the United States - Cinnamon Rocky Road. Ben & Jerry are noted as much for their p...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Plans the Reunification of Africa

Sarah Palin Plans the Reunification of Africa

When VPILF-NOT Sarah Palin was informed that Africa is a continent , not a country, she seems to have found her new mission in life. Palin explained: "When I learned that Africa had split apart into many different tribes and countries, I just k...

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Funny story: Palin Calls McCain and GOP 'A Bunch of Jerks'

Palin Calls McCain and GOP 'A Bunch of Jerks'

ANCHORAGE (FMLiveWire) -- Alaska Governor Sarah Palin said Friday John McCain and the GOP were "a bunch of jerks" who pushed negative stories about her blaming her for the failed Republican election. Newsweek, Fox News and many other media report...

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Funny story: Obama Returns Berlusconi's Compliment - Sends 2-for-1 Coupon for BK Wopper

Obama Returns Berlusconi's Compliment - Sends 2-for-1 Coupon for BK Wopper

Guapos, Italy - Italian leader, Silvio Berlusconi, found himself in the middle of a racism row following comments he made referring to American President-elect Barack Obama as "young, handsome, and even tanned." Berlusconi, 72, made the remarks to...

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Funny story: Palin ditched by AIP

Palin ditched by AIP

In a surprise move that has sent shockwave across the political spectrum, the Alaskan Independence Party (AIP), which advocates an in-state referendum which includes the option of Alaska becoming an independent nation, has today announced that it is...

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Funny story: Palin to lead English Football WAGs

Palin to lead English Football WAGs

At a hastily arranged press-conference, the English Football Association (FA) announced that Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin would be leading the much maligned Wives And Girlfriends (WAGs) of the England national football team. Palin fresh from her disa...

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Funny story: 2020 - The Year Of The Woman President.

2020 - The Year Of The Woman President.

Newsdate, Year 2024 - Most political analysts look upon the 2012 Obama-Palin campaign as the start of the anarchy that now besets us. Originally known as the second great Obama campaign, Palin soon eclipsed her boss in popularity as was well-remembered by the 98% female majority in the House and Senate that became outlawed once she became President For Life in 2020. It had long been believed t...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Forced To Give Back All Her New Clothes

Sarah Palin Forced To Give Back All Her New Clothes

Sarah Palin, the running-mate of losing Republican Presidential candidate John McCain, has been told she must return all of the new clothes bought for her recently in the party's vain attempt to 'scrub her up'. The Alaska Governor ran up clothing...

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Funny story: 'Palin didn't know Africa was incontinent' mud slinging begins

'Palin didn't know Africa was incontinent' mud slinging begins

Juneau, Alaska - (Sorry Ass Mess): A Fux news anchor has weighed in with the first anti-Sarah Palin slur of the new presidential era. TV correspondent Carl Cameron has mocked Palin on primetime by claiming she was ignorant of ex-Bush Secretary of...

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Funny story: Palin Blames Preggers Daughter for Republican Loss

Palin Blames Preggers Daughter for Republican Loss

Republican anti-cunts and policy cocks have been pinning the blame tail on the Sarah Palin Jackass.Headlines in Republicant publicantion read: Palin Pulls Electoral Rug out from under Teeter-tottering McCain! Sarah sabotages the Straight Talk Express...

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Funny story: Palin Already Forgotten

Palin Already Forgotten

Moosecock, AK - At 11:00pm, as Sarah Palin's fifteen minutes of fame expired, she was promptly forgotten by the world. Republican Party officials have reportedly asked to be repaid 150,000 dollars she spent on clothing. An AP poll showed that wit...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin's Mom is (ex) New Zealand PM !

Sarah Palin's Mom is (ex) New Zealand PM !

In a bombshell revelation today, it has been revealed that Palin's mom is in fact the nine year Ex Prime Minister of New Zealand, Ms. Helen Clark. The two women, who are remarkably similar in appearance and dress were until recently unaware of the...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Pissed that Joe the Plumber voted Obama

Sarah Palin Pissed that Joe the Plumber voted Obama

Sultry Alaskan skank, Sarah Palin was distraught upon learning that the much trumpeted character 'Joe the Plumber' voted for her rival Barack Obama instead of her and her curmudgeonly old running mate John McCain. Plain had banked most if not all...

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Funny story: Palin "confused" by vote

Palin "confused" by vote

"I hope, pray, believe I will be able to wake up as vice-president elect, so I made sure to cross out Biden's name on the ballot I cast." Asked by reporters what it was like to vote for herself as vice president, she replied that "it was exciting,...

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