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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Arrested Naked, DUI, Possession, Victim In Critical Condition

Lindsay Lohan Arrested Naked, DUI, Possession, Victim In Critical Condition

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA (API) -- Actress Lindsay Lohan, 20, was arrested Saturday after she lost control of her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 convertible she was driving and struck a curb. After receiving a 911...

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Funny story: Lohan Arrested on Suspicion of Being Suspicious

Lohan Arrested on Suspicion of Being Suspicious

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Beverly Hills - Lindsay Lohan was arrested on suspicion of being suspicious after her convertible struck a curb, and investigators found what they believe is cocaine at the scene, police said.

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Funny story: Minority Report Comes to UK - Report "Potentially Violent People"

Minority Report Comes to UK - Report "Potentially Violent People"

In a situation shockingly familiar to viewers of the film Minority Report, leaked Home Office plans show the Government wants council staff, charity workers and doctors to become informers, tipping police off about people who might commit a violent...

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Funny story: Police Chiefs Protest At 'Easy Targets'

Police Chiefs Protest At 'Easy Targets'

The Police Federation has called on ministers to abandon 'arrest targets' which, they say, have forced officers into ludicrous decisions to apprehend and throw in jail, perpetrators of nothing more than every...

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Funny story: Police to Begin Training Recruits with Nerf Toys

Police to Begin Training Recruits with Nerf Toys

Kansas City, MO - In a press release this afternoon, Kansas City Police Chief Terry Sunderland announced a new format for training recruits. KC administration has been looking for ways to cut costly spending, and came to the conclusion that real worl...

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Funny story: Two Billionaires from Manchester Quizzed in Car Crash

Two Billionaires from Manchester Quizzed in Car Crash

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Macedonia - TWO billionaire businessmen from Greater Manchester are being quizzed by police after their Porsche was involved in an accident during the famous Gumball 3000 rally.

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Funny story: Police arrest 30 in animal rights raids, Knut questioned

Police arrest 30 in animal rights raids, Knut questioned

LONDON (Roosters) - Police arrested 30 animals in a series of coordinated raids across Britain, Belgium and the Netherlands on Tuesday as part of investigations into animal rights extremism.

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Funny story: Police Find Bag In Thames Valley Town

Police Find Bag In Thames Valley Town

Police in Reading Berkshire have found a bag in a trendy shopping centre and have announced that they are completely baffled by the find.

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Funny story: Six arrested for inciting acts of tourism

Six arrested for inciting acts of tourism

London - (Ass Mess): The fiends. The utter, utter fiends.

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Funny story: Jamaican Police in DNA/Marijuana mix up!

Jamaican Police in DNA/Marijuana mix up!

It could have happened to anyone, but as mistakes go, it was a doozy.

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Funny story: Accident Kills Cartoon Frog

Accident Kills Cartoon Frog

The entertainment world is mourning today, following the tragic death of Warner Brothers icon Michigan J. Frog. Mr. Frog was killed when he was hit by a car.

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Funny story: Ismail Ax Riddle Solved in Virginia Tech Massacre

Ismail Ax Riddle Solved in Virginia Tech Massacre

WASHINGTON D.C.--(ASSOCIATED PRESS) Two days after the massacre at Virginia Tech took place, many hundreds if not thousands have gone online to try to decipher the words tattooed on the right arm of the Korean student, turned mass murderer.

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Funny story: Big Brother Britain Is Being Watched

Big Brother Britain Is Being Watched

Britain is fast becoming a Big Brother state, according to the Metro newspaper which is distributed freely to passengers on buses and trains throughout the UK.

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Funny story: Who killed Bob Woolmer?

Who killed Bob Woolmer?

On 18 March 2007, Bob Woolmer was found unconscious in his hotel room in Kingston, Jamaica. He was confirmed dead at the nearby University Hospital. The Jamaican police announced on 21 March 2007 that the death was being treated as "suspicious". Now the big question, who killed Bob Woolmer?...

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Funny story: Dolly the sheep stolen

Dolly the sheep stolen

The stuffed remains of Dolly, the first mammal cloned from an adult cell in 1996, were stolen from the Royal Museum early Monday morning.

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Funny story: Cricket World Cup Abandonment Worry

Cricket World Cup Abandonment Worry

The Cricket World Cup is in danger of being cancelled today after a serious incident came to light that is "likely to have far-reaching implications for the game" .

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Funny story: Who Killed Bob Woolmer?

Who Killed Bob Woolmer?

On 18 March 2007, Bob Woolmer was found unconscious in his hotel room in Kingston, Jamaica. He was confirmed dead at the nearby University Hospital. The Jamaican police announced on 21 March 2007 that the death was being treated as "suspicious". Now the big question, who killed Bob Woolmer?...

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