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Funny story: State Opening of Parliament Scrapped Amid Guy Fawkes Prophecy Fears

State Opening of Parliament Scrapped Amid Guy Fawkes Prophecy Fears

Shitehall, London: (Bonfire Night Mess): Tuesday's State Opening of Parliament has been cancelled after apocryphal soothsayers' documents were found in a Westminster Abbey crypt.

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Funny story: Tony Blair Haunts the Commons

Tony Blair Haunts the Commons

An ominous crow seen flying around the house of commons in the last few weeks is thought to be the animal form of former PM Tony Blair.

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Funny story: Cleavage In Parliament

Cleavage In Parliament

Following the failed terrorist attempt by car bombers in both London and Glasgow, the spanking new Gordon Brown government convened to address the House of Parliament, the nation and the world, revealing a totally never seen view of government: cleav...

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Funny story: Energy Shake up for Parliament

Energy Shake up for Parliament

It has been announced today that there will be a major energy shake up in the both the Houses of Commons and Lords shortly.

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Funny story: Gordon Brown Allows MPs To Become Secret!

Gordon Brown Allows MPs To Become Secret!

In a hugely controversial move, Gordon Brown, who has been Prime Minister of Britain for 10 years, finally allowed MPs to be gay, cavort around parks naked, and receive erotic love letters from their constituents.

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Funny story: Mandelson "I Had Tony's Love child"

Mandelson "I Had Tony's Love child"

EU commissioner Peter Mandelson today defended his controversial new autobiography, "I took it my way" by saying he had every right to tell the story of his meteoric rise through the corridors of Westminster power and of the love that dare...

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Funny story: Is Charles Kennedy on the bottle again?

Is Charles Kennedy on the bottle again?

Westminster - Friends of ex Liberal democrat leader, Charles Kennedy are said to be "extremely concerned" by the flame haired politician's recent bizarre public behaviour and pronounced slur, which many commentators in and around Westmi...

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Funny story: Porn-Air: The New Dutch Airline Company

Porn-Air: The New Dutch Airline Company

Under the pressure of the new EU legislative body, Dutch parliament rushed to catch up with the new anti-prostitution laws. However as Jaan Van Houten told exclusively to our reporters last week, "existing prostitutes will not be left to die on...

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Funny story: Cameron, "Gays and Blacks will pay more tax"

Cameron, "Gays and Blacks will pay more tax"

Prime ministerial hopeful, Conservative leader David Cameron today told the legendary Journalist, Sir David "soft question" Frost, that under a future Conservative government the nation's vast army of gays and blacks will have to should...

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Funny story: Blair Welcomes Britain's Success in UN Poverty Poll

Blair Welcomes Britain's Success in UN Poverty Poll

Prime minister Tony Blair today welcomed the news that Britain had come out top in the latest UN poverty poll by saying: "It goes to prove what I've been saying all along, that if the country wants to keep up this consistent high level of ac...

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Funny story: Big Brother Is Watching Big Brother

Big Brother Is Watching Big Brother

A row erupted in the House of Commons last night, proper big style, over the Big Brother affair and carry on and that.

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Funny story: Chinese Submarine on Secret Sex Mission

Chinese Submarine on Secret Sex Mission

It was red faces all around again for British security forces when it was announced yesterday that a Chinese nuclear submarine had been monitoring Parliament for the last six months. The sub had apparently been submerged in the River Thames, adjacent...

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Funny story: Tories reveal candidate selection procedure secrets

Tories reveal candidate selection procedure secrets

Bournemouth - (Associated Mess): Ancient arcane rituals behind the scientific formula to select Tory Members of Parliament have been revealed at today's opening session of the Conservative Party Conference in Bournemouth, following media accusat...

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Funny story: Parliament reposessed amid loan scandal

Parliament reposessed amid loan scandal

The British people were waking up to the shock news this morning that the mother of all democracies has been repossessed by bailiffs following the non-payment of loans secured against future peerages by the previous tenant, believed to be a Mr T. Bl...

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Funny story: Monty Python Upsets Harry Potter

Monty Python Upsets Harry Potter

In a stunning electoral upset, the small burrough of Nowherecester, Rutland has, for the first time in British history, elected a non-existant person to represent them in Parliament.

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Funny story: Iraq outlaws Suicide Bombing

Iraq outlaws Suicide Bombing

Iraqi's Parliament today made it illegal to "blow yourself up" with the intent of "blowing everyone around you" up. "We hope this new law will stop folks from blowing EVERYBODY up." Some analysts express doubts th...

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Funny story: Deadline for Iraqi Parliament Draws Near.

Deadline for Iraqi Parliament Draws Near.

After another week of wrangling, Shi'ite and Kurdish groups have finally reached a draft agreement on exactly how the deck chairs should have been arranged on the Titanic.

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