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Funny story: Hillary and Bill Clinton love dictators like them

Hillary and Bill Clinton love dictators like them

The entire premise of the president's office as envisioned by America's founding fathers, was that an HONEST MAN would occupy the White House. At that time we HAD a government that feared the people, not people living in fear of government ty...

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Funny story: Moe N Moe Dowdy Still Stuck on Slick's Willie!

Moe N Moe Dowdy Still Stuck on Slick's Willie!

NY Times op-ed vamp, Moe N. Moe Dowdy has had her claws stuck into Hillary Clinton since Bill's first lady (who's counting) became a senator and then a Demo candie for President.

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Funny story: Would You Buy A Used Car From Hillary Clinton?

Would You Buy A Used Car From Hillary Clinton?

Smarty-pants voters use to question the trust worthiness of Richard Nixon by asking, "Yeah, but would you buy a used car from him?" Today, the same question can be raised about Hillary Clinton, "Yeah, but would you buy a used car from...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton - Supreme Ruler

Hillary Clinton - Supreme Ruler

(CBS News) - In documents uncovered from Universal Press Syndicate it has been discovered that in the event that Barack Obama should win the General Election President Bush will utilize a little-known clause in the constitution, declare Martial Law,...

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Funny story: Hillary and Obama's War of Words Continues as Pennsylvania's Primary Draws Closer

Hillary and Obama's War of Words Continues as Pennsylvania's Primary Draws Closer

With Pennsylvania's Primary coming up very quickly, the war of words between Hillary and Obama remains unabated. Hillary now accuses the Halfrican of being elitist and divisive, because of his comments of small town America's bitterness and d...

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Funny story: Baptist Group to Boycott "Compassion Forum"

Baptist Group to Boycott "Compassion Forum"

The Johnstown Baptist Church in Johnstown, MN is discouraging Americans from watching the "Compassion Forum" between Senators Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama. Reverend Ralph DeSales says that "Compassion Forum" is a coded messag...

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Funny story: Ms HillBillery courts small boy hick Amerika

Ms HillBillery courts small boy hick Amerika

Recently this reporter discovered just prior to the Ass Potty Potus primaries in the Rust Belt that Ms HillBillery simply loves bitter beer.

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Funny story: Hillary Indiana orifice arson attack: NATO general describes Clintons' 30 years internecine warfaring

Hillary Indiana orifice arson attack: NATO general describes Clintons' 30 years internecine warfaring

Langley, Va - (Cover-up Mess): The mood was sombre at Langley's President George Herbert Bush Center for Intelligence (sic) today amid reports of arson at Hillary Clinton's Haute Terre, Indiana campaign orifice.

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Funny story: Hillary and Elton John are both LIARS

Hillary and Elton John are both LIARS

Elton John calls America sexist.. sorry Elton you are sexist. America hates that liar Hillary Clinton for who she is, not her sex.

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Funny story: California Democrats "purify" Delegates

California Democrats "purify" Delegates

California, USA: campaign operatives for Sen. Obama & Sen. Clinton set to work ensuring that only true supporters may become official delegates from the State convention and go on to the Democratic national meeting in Denver, Colorado. Both candidat...

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Funny story: "The Bitch is Back" as Elton John endorses Hillary

"The Bitch is Back" as Elton John endorses Hillary

New York - (Ass Mess): Not to be outdone with Barack Obama's hiring of Monty Python actor John Cleese as his Democratic nomination strategy scriptwriter Hillary Clinton has named Elton John as her official campaign minstrel.

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Funny story: Polls: Race Helps Clinton With Racists

Polls: Race Helps Clinton With Racists

White racists who said race was important in picking their candidate have been about twice as likely to back Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton than Sen. Barack Obama.

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Funny story: Its 3 am. Hillary Clinton needs to stop lying

Its 3 am. Hillary Clinton needs to stop lying

Pathological Liar A pathological liar is usually defined as someone who lies incessantly to get their way and does so with little concern f...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton crowned World's Most Biggest Liar

Hillary Clinton crowned World's Most Biggest Liar

Hillary Clinton has been crowned the World's Most Biggest Liar by the Guinness Book Of Records.

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton involuntarily committed

Hillary Clinton involuntarily committed

New York senator and former aspiring presidential candidate Hillary Clinton was involuntarily committed to the Washington D.C. psychiatric unit of St. Elizabeth's Hospital this afternoon, according to sources.

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Funny story: Clinton's latest attack on Obama - incriminating childhood photos of him eating his favorite food: Velveeta Grilled Cheese Sandwiches on White Bread

Clinton's latest attack on Obama - incriminating childhood photos of him eating his favorite food: Velveeta Grilled Cheese Sandwiches on White Bread

Washington, DC - In what some political analysts are calling the most despicable sortie on Barack Obama to date (one even the Republicans would not dare launch fearing being labeled racist), someone in the Clinton campaign is suspected to have releas...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Shoots Self In Foot

Hillary Clinton Shoots Self In Foot

Managing to shoot herself in the foot over the sniper fire story in war torn Bosnia, Hillary Clinton has killed her candidacy. It's a done deal! In an attempt to present herself as an experienced presidential candidate, she gild the lily for the...

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