I look into my Waterford Crystal Ball past the debacle in Iraq-al (the new name since the September '07 Al-Qaida victory), the collapse of the US economy, Walter Reed's condemnation by the Health Department and the indictment of the entire Bush administration for impersonating human beings. Into the '08 elections I gaze and there I see some really strange shit!...
A new pill has been rushed through F.D.A. testing and approved in record time, and is now available. The pill is rather expensive, and only for republicans. It has been dubbed "The Freedom Pill".
Smokers throughout Britain have been changing their ways in preparation for the new law that prohibits smoking in public places from July 1st.
Just as the shattering effects of Meth-Mouth have been hitting cities the world over a new drug and his even worse consequence is emerging.
Beijing - At a grand press conference held yesterday afternoon in the Chinese health ministry, the new Chinese health minister Lo Fat Yung, unveiled the government's controversial new plan for the nation's obese children.
NARAGASSET, Ohio -- A new and inexpensive drug taken to ignite coronary attacks for people who may have heart disease has increased the risk of dying among those taking it, according to a few doctors who are currently playing Squash when interviewed.
The autopsy report for Frankie Weepspittle Barrecord Jones, former lead finger cymbal player for the Goth/Country band, Mornful Banjo was released today.
American kids are spending so much time exercising that they are starting to lose their lead as the best video gamers in the world. This has profound economic and national security implications.
Scientists at Camford University have discovered irrefutable evidence that 'to live', that is the state of 'being alive' could in fact be bad for you. Extensive research on a whole multitude of volunteers of all ages and from all back...
A surprising development today at the Highland Games as top hammer thrower, Findlay Spindley, was beamed aboard a mysterious space-craft just as he was about to throw for the championship.
In a shock statement today, Health Minister, Rosie Winterton disclosed that the government is to slash the financial burden of elderly care by making euthanasia compulsory at the age of 65.
It was announced today that scientists working closely with the NHS have developed a hand held scanner that detects the super bug MRSA. The gadget, which has been in development for two years, is to be officially called the "Bugger".
A clown suffering from mental health problems was arrested for providing his real driving license, Rob Alexander, was pulled over because his boot was open, sadly at the time he was in clown make up and was on his way to a party.
The Surgeon General released a long-awaited report today on the future of American health, revealing his results to 500 elementary school children.
Thousands of unpleasant looking children could be offered life changing cosmetic surgery if radical new Government health initiatives get the green light.
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In the wake of Michael Richards' infamous "N-word" incident, the United States Food and Drug Administration has issued a new warning: salty crackers may be hazardous to your health.
It all started with a recent research study showing that a chemical called resveratrol, which is contained in red wine and red grapes, can offset some of the effects of gluttony. Researchers say that the glutton who ingests resveratrol will still b...
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