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Funny story: Cameron Reunited With Stolen Penknife

Cameron Reunited With Stolen Penknife

Conservative leader David Cameron was today dramatically reunited with his penknife, that had been stolen from his desk in July in London. A phone call from a Mr Stanley Blade in Notting Hill led to the recovery, and it was found lying on the road...

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Funny story: Green Tory Sees Red and Turns Air Blue Over Brown

Green Tory Sees Red and Turns Air Blue Over Brown

When Tory Leader David Cameron discovered his bike had been stolen from outside his local Supermarket his reaction was shocking even to the most hardened of journalists.

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Funny story: Gordon Brown and David Cameron to decide next Prime Minister title in boxing ring

Gordon Brown and David Cameron to decide next Prime Minister title in boxing ring

In a unbelievable attempt to bolster Parliamentary popularity, current Prime Minster Gordon Brown - already woefully overstaying his welcome with another round of tax hikes, most recently on cars registered before 2001 - has come up with a completely...

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Funny story: Davis warns Cameron his political career all but over after easy by-election win

Davis warns Cameron his political career all but over after easy by-election win

London - (Hideous Mess): Thatcher puppet David Cameron's political career is all but over after former undercover SAS officer David Davis nailed his civil liberties colours with a thundering 17,000+ vote by-election win.

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Funny story: David Cameron launches conservative 'Work camp' policy

David Cameron launches conservative 'Work camp' policy

Conservative leader David Cameron set out his policy for forcing the poor back into 'community based' jobs today...

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Funny story: Carla Brunei and David Cameron are the royal cuckoo's parents

Carla Brunei and David Cameron are the royal cuckoo's parents

Windsor Castle - (ReUterus & Royal Ass Mess): France's first Madame Carla Brunei Sarkozy and UK Tory leader David Cameron were named today as the biological parents of the Pretender to the Throne's heir of the dog apparent.

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Funny story: David Cameron Fails Cycling Proficiency Test (Again)

David Cameron Fails Cycling Proficiency Test (Again)

Conservative Party leader David Cameron is in the spotlight again today after it was announced that he had recently failed his Cycling Proficiency Test for the sixth time, breaking a 112-year national record

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Funny story: Referendum To Decide On Referendum About Referendum Organised For Wednesday

Referendum To Decide On Referendum About Referendum Organised For Wednesday

Ministers are to meet in the House of Commons on Wednesday to try to decide whether or not they should hold a UK-wide referendum to decide on whether or not they should hold a UK-wide referendum on the troublesome EU Treaty. A referendum, which is...

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Funny story: David Cameron to Play Lead Role in the New Bond Film, "The Shadow Whisper"

David Cameron to Play Lead Role in the New Bond Film, "The Shadow Whisper"

Pesky cyclist and pompus MP David Cameron is to play the lead role in the new Bond film "The Shadow Whisper". He is set to star with Daniel Craig, as the right honourable gentleman. Early filming has been made of a gay kiss which includes t...

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Funny story: Derek Conway Receives Whipping From Cameron

Derek Conway Receives Whipping From Cameron

Derek Conway, the Conservative MP who paid his son Freddie more than £40,000 to drink himself into a stupor at Newcastle University, has today been reprimanded and given a whipping b...

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Funny story: Cameron to Swim to Arctic Circle

Cameron to Swim to Arctic Circle

The Conservative leader David Cameron is attempting the world's first solo swim to the Arctic, it was revealed yesterday. The announcement was made at a press conference, arranged by the right-wing 'Tories For Swimming To The Arctic Circle...

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Funny story: David Cameron reaches out to Britain's youth

David Cameron reaches out to Britain's youth

In a blatant attempt at winning votes and popularity Tory leader David Cameron joined a dogging session this lunchtime with the unemployed youth of Milton Keynes.

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Funny story: Cops close in on Hellfire Club tosser and his cuckoo brat

Cops close in on Hellfire Club tosser and his cuckoo brat

New Scotland Yard - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): The Serious Fraud Squad is tightening its grip around ex-Prime Monster Tony Blair's secret spawn as a huge dossier of corruption evidence finally reveals the full extent of Hellfire Club treachery.

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Funny story: Children to be reading by 6

Children to be reading by 6

David Cameron, puppet master of the British Conservative party has said that an important piece of information was missing from his latest statement.

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Funny story: Dizzy David Cameron wants bigger wardrobe to store his new policies

Dizzy David Cameron wants bigger wardrobe to store his new policies

Tory leader David Cameron, who previously didn't have any policies, has recently accumulated so many that he needs additional wardrobe space to store them all, a confidante said.

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Funny story: Cameron: Rape Is Bad

Cameron: Rape Is Bad

Conservative leader David Cameron is expected to call for the law to be tightened to ensure that more men are convicted of rape in court. In a shock announcement Cameron said it didn't matter if they were guilty, and that sound bites and convicti...

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Funny story: Menzies Campbell, Gordon Brown and David Cameron all part of Scots conspiracy to rule England

Menzies Campbell, Gordon Brown and David Cameron all part of Scots conspiracy to rule England

While the media concentrates on cocoa-drinking Sir Menzies Campbell's enforced resignation as leader of the Liberal Democrats, a more worrying story has emerged, namely that of a Scots conspiracy to transfer political power from London to...

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