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Funny story: Britney Spears Has Given Birth To A Little Monster

Britney Spears Has Given Birth To A Little Monster

Celebritney Maternity Ward In The Hollywood Hills and Rancho Mirage-Since her brand new little bawl of tears doesn't sleep on the bed of roses Britney laid out for him (complaining about thorny conditions and some other things not worth repeating), d...

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Funny story: "Kev" & "Brits" Call it Quits.

"Kev" & "Brits" Call it Quits.

HOLLYWOOD, CA Hollywood's latest parents, dancer Kevin Federline (27) and pop-diva Britney Spears (23), have agreed to a trial separation due t...

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Funny story: Doctors Say Britney Spears' Brain Is Missing

Doctors Say Britney Spears' Brain Is Missing

Doctors treating pop diva Britney Spears for a recent injury say they are puzzled by a recent discovery that her brain is missing. Dr. Emil Shaufhaussen of Manhattan General Hospital in New York said he had never seen anything like it before.

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Funny story: Britney Changes First Diaper, Says "Eeewwww"

Britney Changes First Diaper, Says "Eeewwww"

Pop Queen Britney Spears rushed her baby to the local hospital today when she discovered an "icky smell" coming from the child's diaper. Emergency room doctors quickly rushed the baby boy into pediatric I.C.U. before discovering that t...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Gives Second Recorded Virgin Birth

Britney Spears Gives Second Recorded Virgin Birth

(AP) Entertainer and virgin Britney Spears gave birth to a bouncing baby boy. A spokesman for the singer gave this statement: "The baby was born through normal means. While he did come into the world naked, it was done tastefully and was not sexua...

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Funny story: Pentagon Wants Nuclear Strikes to Increase Britney Spears CD Sales

Pentagon Wants Nuclear Strikes to Increase Britney Spears CD Sales

THE PENTAGON (AP)-- A new draft US defense paper calls for preventive nuclear strikes against any foreign state if its people don't buy enough audio CDs by Britney Spears or some other American musician.

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Funny story: Britney Spears Hires Own Army for "Protection and Stuff"

Britney Spears Hires Own Army for "Protection and Stuff"

Pop Icon and expectant mother Britney Spears has decided to come clean after allegations that she, or someone in her employ, shot a reporter with a bb gun.

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Funny story: NRA issues Britney Spears "Lil Sharpshooter" Marksmanship Award

NRA issues Britney Spears "Lil Sharpshooter" Marksmanship Award

Mailbu - After plinking celebrity photographer Brad Diaz in the thigh as he hid in a palm tree overlooking the Spears beachfront enclave, NRA president Saddam Wjohwicz announced the National Rifle Association was awarding Ms. Spears the "Lil...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Reveals Her Baby is a Clone of Republican Bill Frist

Britney Spears Reveals Her Baby is a Clone of Republican Bill Frist

HOLLYWOOD (AP)--Pop princess Britney Spears and her husband Kevin Federline have revealed that their first baby will be a clone of leading Republican Senator Bill Frist. Dr. Frist is a medical doctor and a transplant surgeon who recently broke ra...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Arrested in New York

Britney Spears Arrested in New York

NEW YORK (Reuters) Pop singer Britney Spears is waiting to be bailed out of jail after being arrested Tuesday on charges of insurance fraud. Several international insurance companies are cooperating in the investigation against the 23 year-old singer...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Loses Ability to "Drop It Like It's Hot"

Britney Spears Loses Ability to "Drop It Like It's Hot"

Malibu, CA - Recently remarried and former pop princess Britney Spears has reportedly lost the ability to "drop it like it's hot". Sources close to the singer failed to finger one particular cause, but speculation in Tinsel Town is rampant.

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Funny story: FDA Bans Britney's New Show Due to Dangerously High Levels of Boredom

FDA Bans Britney's New Show Due to Dangerously High Levels of Boredom

The Food and Drug Administration is preventing broadcasts of Britney Spears' new TV show because tests show it is so boring that it presents a health risk to viewers. The FDA has demanded that UPN modify the program to address its stupefying dullnes...

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Funny story: New Reality TV Show for Britney Spears

New Reality TV Show for Britney Spears

Self-absorbed pop star Britney Spears and her "new husband" Kevin Federline, will soon be appearing on a six part reality TV show chronicling the personal love story between Spears and Federline through exclusive, never-before-seen private home video...

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Funny story: New SAT Is 100% Britney Spears Questions

New SAT Is 100% Britney Spears Questions

High school students taking the revamped SAT exam this week were surprised to find that the test focused entirely on Britney Spears material. Rather than sections on Math, Critical Reading, and Writing, the exam only includes questions related to th...

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Funny story: Bush Explodes At Britney's Sex-Bomb Remark

Bush Explodes At Britney's Sex-Bomb Remark

C.I.A. officials were again facing ridicule after they arrested Britney Spears following remarks she allegedly made to security staff at J.F.K. Airport.

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Funny story: Britney Spears Vlasic

Britney Spears Vlasic

Cherry Hill, NJ - As an unusual wedding gift for her new husband, Kevin Federline, pop-tart Britney Spears purchased Vlasic - the maker of a broad range of pickle products. The move, which has both entertainment and grocery analysts scratching their...

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Funny story: Revlon Recall

Revlon Recall

Revlon confirmed today that they would be recalling all of their products with immediate effect. A spokeswoman, pictured here pointing at Britney Spears before the singer was reluctantly allowed a mirror, confirmed that the company would reimburse al...

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