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Funny story: Barry Challenges Vlad on Snowden at Club Mephistopheles

Barry Challenges Vlad on Snowden at Club Mephistopheles

Presidents Obama and Putin have flown to an undisclosed location (rumored to be Club Mephistopheles in Hong Kong) for a secret meeting on the Edward Snowden problem. Carefully located surveillance (audio and optics) within this nightclub, plus co...

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Funny story: 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue seeks to secede from Union

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue seeks to secede from Union

WASHINGTON, D. C. - With the stroke of a pen, President Barak Obama signed an executive order by which 1600 Pennsylvania is no longer part of the United States. "We've seceded," First Lady Michelle Obama confirmed rumors that the nation's capitol is...

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Funny story: President Obama Lends Air Force One To George Clooney and Stacy Keibler

President Obama Lends Air Force One To George Clooney and Stacy Keibler

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Several Republican senators have expressed concern over the fact that President Obama allowed George Clooney and his stunning girlfriend Stacy Keibler the use of Air Force One. White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax responded to...

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Funny story: Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder To Star In The Movie, Hide & Seek - The Edward Snowden Story

Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder To Star In The Movie, Hide & Seek - The Edward Snowden Story

HOLLYWOOD - LaLaLand is already jumping on the huge NSA scandal regarding former NSA contractor Edward Snowden alias The Whistleblower. Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo has just learned that noted Italian director Bandini Borrapelli has signe...

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Funny story: President Obama and President Putin Discuss The So-Called Missing Super Bowl Ring

President Obama and President Putin Discuss The So-Called Missing Super Bowl Ring

FERMANAGH, Ireland - The 39th edition of The G8 Summit Meeting was recently held in the beautiful country of Ireland, the land where Irish Spring Soap was born. According to The Irish Eyes News Agency some of the major topics that were discussed b...

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Funny story: Big Oil reacts to Obama hot air debate

Big Oil reacts to Obama hot air debate

Long Island, NY - "Nothing more than a one-man hot air machine spawned in Al Gore's back pocket," was how one Lilypond Lane, East Hampton Big Oil tycoon put it as the President's greenhouse gases speech was broadcast today. "Cutting the crap in at...

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Funny story: NRA: "Getting shot with bullets can be good for your health"

NRA: "Getting shot with bullets can be good for your health"

Yet another absolutely inane comment coming from an NRA leader has sparked outrage among the United States' citizenry. Today, NRA Deputy of Bullets Czar Randy "Bubba" Beaufordt issued a statement that stated getting hit by bullets "can actually be go...

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Funny story: Monica Lewinsky Asks President Obama If He Can Hire Her To Be A White House Tour Guide

Monica Lewinsky Asks President Obama If He Can Hire Her To Be A White House Tour Guide

WASHINGTON, D.C. - If there is one thing that Monica Lewinsky is not it's shy. The nation's most infamous White House intern has reportedly asked President Obama if he can hire her to be a White House tour guide. She stressed to the president that...

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Funny story: Tea Party to adopt fugitive from justice Edward Snowden after he promises to publish Barack Obama's 'real birth certificate'

Tea Party to adopt fugitive from justice Edward Snowden after he promises to publish Barack Obama's 'real birth certificate'

Washington DC - The CIA intelligence whistleblower has become the darling of the US Tea Party movement after tweeting from somewhere in International Airspace his intention to publish the US President's 'real birth certificate' that names him as a Br...

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Funny story: Budget cuts: Obama recommends dog meat for school menus

Budget cuts: Obama recommends dog meat for school menus

WASHINGTON, DC -- President Barack Obama has recommended adding dog meat to America's school lunch menus and military chow halls. As a child, the president was force-fed Dalmatian steaks that his Indonesian step-and-fetchit transsexual "father" La...

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Funny story: Obama puts (most) proprietary schools off limits to veterans

Obama puts (most) proprietary schools off limits to veterans

WASHINGTON, DC -- President Barack Obama has put military men and women off limits to predatory for-profit colleges that have traditionally preyed upon the weak and stupid, including veterans of the U. S. Army, the U. S. Air Force, the U. S. Navy, th...

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Funny story: Mother wins back semi-permanent custody of obese boy

Mother wins back semi-permanent custody of obese boy

CLEVELAND, OH - An Ohio judge ordered Tommy, an obese boy, returned to his mother, Ima Dick, after she completed a year-long, court-ordered college course in diet and nutrition and the boy shed three of his six hundred pounds. Asked how they plan...

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Funny story: University of Tex Ass promotes new academic program

University of Tex Ass promotes new academic program

AUSTIN, TEX ASS - The University of Tex Ass at Austin shocked graduates, alumni, and students' parents with its announcement, printed on the school's 2012 Commencement program, of a new academic program that it has added to its curriculum to honor th...

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Funny story: President Obama Pays Off $20,000 Sports Bet Loss To Rush Limbaugh With 2 Million Pennies

President Obama Pays Off $20,000 Sports Bet Loss To Rush Limbaugh With 2 Million Pennies

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama stood in the White House Rose Garden and told the assembled White House press corps, "Well boys and girls, sometimes you win and sometimes you lose." He then informed them that he would be paying off the sports b...

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Funny story: Barack "I Had a Dream" Obama Busted to Corporal

Barack "I Had a Dream" Obama Busted to Corporal

A new whistleblower emerged today with details of a secret court investigation and trial of President Barack Obama. The whistleblower, a court reporter at the secret trial, has been identified as Mr. Edward Hoedown. According to the CIA Mr. Hoedow...

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Funny story: President Obama Says He May Consider Hiring Paula Deen As A White House Cook

President Obama Says He May Consider Hiring Paula Deen As A White House Cook

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama says that he was shocked to hear that the televison cooking woman, Paula Deen has been fired by the Food Network for using the dreaded "N" word. The president said that he has met Miss Paula on several occasions...

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Funny story: Obama names Jim Carrey to head FBI

Obama names Jim Carrey to head FBI

Washington DC - "Fiercely independent and with loads of, uh, intergritty," is how White House aides described the Presidential pick to replace Robert Mueller as FBI chief. "Of course it means his Kick-Ass 2 role as Colonel Stars and Stripes may ha...

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