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Funny story: McCanns get apology, libel payments from Express, Star, for not doing anything wrong at all

McCanns get apology, libel payments from Express, Star, for not doing anything wrong at all

Kate and Gerry McCann, who didn't do it, received substantial payments in the form of damages today after the Star and Express both admitted their coverage of the case of the McCann's missing daughter (they can't have done it, it stands t...

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Funny story: Open Marriage in Albany Governor's Mansion!

Open Marriage in Albany Governor's Mansion!

Newly sworn and sworn at NYS Governor Patterson, pinch hitter for old pro hitter, Eliot Spritzer announced that he has been pinching the dollies for years now. His wife, Michelle (apparently the most common name for desperate housewives married to bl...

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Funny story: Heather Mills Arrested For Begging Outside Kings Cross Station

Heather Mills Arrested For Begging Outside Kings Cross Station

Heather Mills, the newest addition to Britain's Rich List, has been arrested by police in London, after she was caught begging outside Kings Cross railway station today.

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Funny story: Bring me the head of David Mamet

Bring me the head of David Mamet

The international Arts community last night issued a fatwa on playwright David Mamet after he admitted he was no longer a "brain dead liberal".

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Funny story: CIA breaks up Al Qaeda crew, project delayed

CIA breaks up Al Qaeda crew, project delayed

Al Qaeda has gotten too careless in its choice of projects and planning recently, which may account for the lack of terrorist activity here, the CIA reported on Wednesday.

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Funny story: Heather Mills Books Nose Job

Heather Mills Books Nose Job

Heather Mills, the lying ex-wife of ex-Beatle Sir Paul McCartney, was today reported to have made an appointment with a top Harley Street clinic to have her nose reduced in size &quo...

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Funny story: Green Companies Advocate for Warming Labels On Carcinogenic Products

Green Companies Advocate for Warming Labels On Carcinogenic Products

According to the Organic Consumers Association, Nature's Gate Organics, Giovanni Organic Cosmetics and Kiss My Face, Seventh Generation and other green companies have been putting 1,4-Dioxane, a carcinogenic chemical, in their products. Looking m...

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Funny story: South Korean Prez, Lee Myung-bak Inspires US Candies to Use Smell-Election Fragrances

South Korean Prez, Lee Myung-bak Inspires US Candies to Use Smell-Election Fragrances

Smell-Election Fragrances helped present South Korean President, Lee Myung-bak to his Election Day victory. US campaign advisers have been studying this new technique and some very interesting results have emanated from the smell banks of both Demo a...

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Funny story: DNA Evidence Conclusively Proves Jesus Not Gods Son

DNA Evidence Conclusively Proves Jesus Not Gods Son

In a further crushing blow to the credibility of the Christian Church, molecular biologists at the University of Adelaide, Australia have announced that DNA results prove conclusively that Jesus Christ could...

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Funny story: Extra Day to Be Added To Week - 'Shitday'

Extra Day to Be Added To Week - 'Shitday'

Government officials have taken steps to add an extra day to the week - prolonging people's suffering by a further 24 hours. The new day is to be called Shitday and everyone will be required to turn up for work/school/rehab on ti...

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Funny story: American Council Of The Blind Defends New, New York State Governor and Wife!

American Council Of The Blind Defends New, New York State Governor and Wife!

In the latest issue of the organization's flagship publication, "The Blind Leading The Blind," The American Council Of The Blind (ACB) defends the new Governor of New York State, David Paterson, 53, and wife, Michelle, 46, despite each...

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Funny story: Big Blue Monday follows Selection Show shutout

Big Blue Monday follows Selection Show shutout

The General Accounting Office reported that millions of people called in sick on Monday after their teams failed to make the NCAA Division I Men's Basketball Tournament.

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Funny story: Maddie McCann, Birds and Boats and Planes etc. Tell me its not True its just a Fairy Story

Maddie McCann, Birds and Boats and Planes etc. Tell me its not True its just a Fairy Story

Since the tragic disappearance of three year old Maddie McCann on 3rd May 2007, Clarence Mitchell, the McCann's Spokesman, and several well known Newspapers, have named every conceivably mode of transport, that Maddy may have been abducted in, t...

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Funny story: Prince Harry Stuck in Chelsy for Two Weeks

Prince Harry Stuck in Chelsy for Two Weeks

Prince Harry has just returned from Helmand Province, Afghanistan where he has been on the front line, fighting against some of the most ferocious people on this planet, the Taliban.

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Funny story: Keegan To Be Sacked After Fulham Defeat

Keegan To Be Sacked After Fulham Defeat

Kevin Keegan, the King of Tyneside, will be sacked from his other position as manager of Newcastle United after next weekend's defeat at the hands of lowly Fulham, who don't even warrant a se...

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Funny story: 50p for an STD? Welsh NHS stumps up cash in sexually transmitted disease amnesty

50p for an STD? Welsh NHS stumps up cash in sexually transmitted disease amnesty

NHS walk-in clinics in Wales are planning to offer patients 50 pence for each different STD that they test positive for.

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Funny story: K-Fed & Justin Timberlake to release Britney Spears tribute album

K-Fed & Justin Timberlake to release Britney Spears tribute album

Troubled pop sensation Britney Spears was buoyed by news of plans to release a tribute album of her work featuring ex-partners Justin Timberlake and Kevin Federline, aka K-Fed.

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