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Funny story: Emboldened Terrorist Swims Atlantic to Attack America

Emboldened Terrorist Swims Atlantic to Attack America

A prophetic President Bush proved prescient when he said, "If we don't fight the terrorists in Iraq, the enemy will attack us here."...

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Funny story: Disgruntled father found with holster in capitol

Disgruntled father found with holster in capitol

Washington, D.C.: Authorities detained a suspicious man Tuesday lurking around the White House and discovered a holster for a Mac-10 machine gun under his jacket.

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Funny story: Windows Vista - Doesn't Tolerate Minority Groups.

Windows Vista - Doesn't Tolerate Minority Groups.

Almost everyone has heard about problems with Windows Vista not allowing programs to run and rendering some peripherals completely useless. However, the new built-in security has a far more sinister side.

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Funny story: Woolmer Visited O'Sullivan in Liverpool And Was Forced To Buy a One-Legged Racehorse

Woolmer Visited O'Sullivan in Liverpool And Was Forced To Buy a One-Legged Racehorse

After a painstaking investigation into the cruel murder of Pakistan's long-suffering Bob Woolmer, The Spoof can reveal that in the run-up to the ill-fated World Cup, Woolmer did not visit the Liverpool b...

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Funny story: Gonzalez: Jesus bumper stickers are 'insurrection'

Gonzalez: Jesus bumper stickers are 'insurrection'

The freedom of speech case Morse vs. Frederick involving high school student rights has come to the attention of U.S. Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales.

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Funny story: Northern Exposure: Bush to Call Up Scouts

Northern Exposure: Bush to Call Up Scouts

WASHINGTON D.C. - Just days after announcing his intention to station National Guard troops along the U.S. border with Mexico, President Bush made an unexpected statement today concerning the Canadian border.

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Funny story: Turtles thwart terror plot

Turtles thwart terror plot

ISLAMIC militants today were arrested in the sewers of New York City after a terror plot to blow up Madison Square Garden was foiled by unknown crime fighters.

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Funny story: Suspected Bum Bomber arrested

Suspected Bum Bomber arrested

An Iraqi air passenger was detained at Los Angeles International Airport yesterday when he was discovered to have a magnet inserted up his rectum. Suspicion was first aroused when was seen standing in the boarding queue with a chain of paper clips da...

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Funny story: Taxi Driver Acquires The Knowledge, Leaves UK With It

Taxi Driver Acquires The Knowledge, Leaves UK With It

A Muslim taxi driver has sparked a security alert in London after acquiring The Knowledge, and then leaving the country.

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Funny story: Bush announces "War on reading"

Bush announces "War on reading"

Washington DC- President George W Bush today proudly announced his administrations new vote winning inititive that is sure to rival the already popular "War on terror".

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Funny story: 911 conspiracy nut tells all!

911 conspiracy nut tells all!

Crawford- Ever since the charred rubble remains of that fateful day were removed, and the valuable steel sold to China, people have looked to the steadfastly determined US government to make sense of the confusion and fear that surrounds the most imp...

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Funny story: Crazy Bush Reveals Weapons Of Mass Extinction

Crazy Bush Reveals Weapons Of Mass Extinction

Military scientists in the US have made a major technological and biological breakthrough in the campaign against terror. Genetic experts have managed to regenerate near-extinct and long-dead creatures, modifying them so that they can be used to the...

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Funny story: Blair's Big Brother says Forest Gate Fiasco was Beard-based

Blair's Big Brother says Forest Gate Fiasco was Beard-based

An independent inquiry into the Forest Gate Fiasco has unearthed some shocking hairy undercurrents of racism, and provided new insight into the workings of Britain's Police Force.

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Funny story: Robert Kilroy-Silk: "M&S Fund Terror" Claims

Robert Kilroy-Silk: "M&S Fund Terror" Claims

Sensationalist & former talk show host Robert Kilroy-Silk was again making bold claims in Brussels today, claiming M&S were key players in the 'war on terror'. Silk, as his supporters like call him has said to have stumbled on some 'bloke...

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Funny story: Homeland Security Bans Urine From Flights

Homeland Security Bans Urine From Flights

In a press release from the Secretary of Homeland Security, Michael Chertoff, earlier today, it appears passengers with any sort of liquid in their bodies will not be allowed to board.

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Funny story: Muslim Outrage Reaches Its Outrageous Peak

Muslim Outrage Reaches Its Outrageous Peak

Muslim leaders have spoken out to say that, contrary to popular belief, Muslims are indeed outraged by the strange actions, words and sentiments of anyone who is not of their ilk.

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Funny story: Bush Orders 3 Million Lite-Brites Detained

Bush Orders 3 Million Lite-Brites Detained

Terrorism concerns have prompted President Bush to sign an emergency executive order to arrest and detain all three million of the nation's lite-brite toys. Lite-Brites displaying smartass cartoon characters terrorized Boston and brought the cit...

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