The Republican VPILF-NOT apparently sat somewhat indiscreetly across for Afghani President Harmid Karzai during one of her pretend I'm a real world leader playfests. Karzai, a real gentleman, didn't say a word about the beaver shot but US news so...
These are the Topics of the TV News Shows for this coming Sunday: "This Week" (ABC) - George Stephanopoulos will interview Vice-President Dick Cheney and he will ask him why and where he has been hiding for these past two months. George will also be asking Cheney why the hell he is always in such a grouchy-ass mood and if he really feels that it is okay for someone as rich as himself to be appl...
The Republican presidential ticket appeared on Saturday Night Live's "Presidential Bash," while the Democrats were represented by their stand-ins. John McCain opened the show by poking fun at NBC's programming lineup, while Sarah Palin awkwardly joke...
HOLLYWOOD, California - Universal Pictures has just announced that they have signed Pamela Anderson to star in 'The Sarah Palin Story.' An insider at Universal stated that the part of Todd Palin will be played by George Clooney. The parts of John...
Red Neck, Alabama - Just within two weeks of Barack Obama's historic win as the first African-American presidential candidate, ugly signs of racist white backlash are beginning to appear across America. Widespread incidents are reported from Main...
Sarah Palin is to embark on an acting career by touring with the popular theatrical show The Vagina Monologues. The spectacle-wearing, bouffant-haired airhead has had her vagina measured and it turns out that it is exactly the same size as her big...
HOLLYWOOD, California - The world's largest manufacturer of women's lingerie items, has just signed Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin to an astounding 5-year, $50 million contract. Mrs. Palin will appear in television commercials with the first one to...
The Federal Drug Adminisrattion, one of those big intrusive arms of socialistic government, helped to explain this week why normally brilliant and eloquent Sarah Palin sounded like a royal loon whose first language was gibberish during the campaign.
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Secret Service has just selected their code names for President-elect Barack Obama and his family. Barack Obama's code name is 'Renegade.' His wife's code name is 'Renaissance. Eldest daughter Malia is 'Radianc...
Sarah Palin has revealed in an intimate TV interview with Barbara Walters that she has a superfluous third nipple. Not only that, but it 'talks' to her. In fact it was her tit which told her to accept the vice presidential nomination from the Repu...
WASILLA, Alaska - Now that Governor Sarah Palin is back in her home state of Alaska she was asked to list the ten things that she is really looking forward to doing. Governor Palin said that she wants everyone to know how much she appreciates thei...
PHOENIX -- Defeated Republican Presidential candidate John McCain today finally explained his true reason for picking Sarah Palin as his vice presidential running mate. "Hey, I just thought she was really hot," McCain confessed over a beer by the...
Vice presidential loser Sarah Palin says she and pop singer Madonna shared many intimate moments together during the crazy days of the early 1980's. "We had so much in common back then. We both had big, bleached bouffant hairstyles, both wore pink...
Cosmetics company, L'Ordeal, announced Friday that Sarah Palin, failed vice presidential hopeful,is to head up their 2009 worldwide ad. campaign. Head of Corporate advertising, Ms Misty Self, could barely conceal her exuberance at the press confer...
HOLLYWOOD, California - Now that she will have a little more time on her hands, Sarah Palin will be staring in the Paramount Pictures film entitled, 'The Marilyn Monroe Movie.' Palin said that she had first been approached by studio executives in...
Sarah Palin's megalomania appears pretty well established when you study her bio. As Mayor of Wasilla, she terrorized town staff from the Police of Chief( an Alaskan honorary title) to the town librarian. When she moved on to the Governor's mansion a...
I SHOT AN ARROW I shot an arrow into the air it came down and pegged a hare. My rifle I shot so straight and true and brought me down a caribou. Moose when they see my trail they quake Ptarmigan their feathers shake. Full grown bears will turn and run when they see my Remington. The creatures know I'm somewhat prone to leave them dead, their brains...
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