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Funny story: WiFi User Beaten by Police

WiFi User Beaten by Police

A New York City man was beaten by police, when he refused to disconnect from a WiFi network he was using to surf the Internet.

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Funny story: Today's Britain: A Life Of (Petty) Crime

Today's Britain: A Life Of (Petty) Crime

Almost two-thirds of Britons regularly commit petty crimes, according to a report, challenging the notion that the country is made up of a law-abiding, respectable majority.

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Funny story: West Midlands Police Hunt For Missing Flying Pig

West Midlands Police Hunt For Missing Flying Pig

Police are urgently appealing for any information whatsoever after several kids in a phonebox rang through and reported seeing a flying pig over Birmingham this afternoon.

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Funny story: Dando killer wins another appeal hearing

Dando killer wins another appeal hearing

London - (Ass Mess): Barry George, the convicted killer of Crimebotch presenter Jill Dando, has won the right to a second appeal against his murder sentence which he says framed him for a vendetta attack by a retired senior cop working as a...

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Funny story: Police Uncertainty Surrounds Cheshire 'Murder'

Police Uncertainty Surrounds Cheshire 'Murder'

Cheshire Police have released more 'sketchy' details about an 'old man' who was stabbed to death near his home in Knutsford at the weekend. The man, initially said to be 81

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Funny story: Elvis' Pills Sold at Auction

Elvis' Pills Sold at Auction

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - BEVERLY HILLS - A gold-plated gun and a pill bottle owned by Elvis Presley were auctioned off at the Beverly Hilton Hotel this weekend, as was a microphone used by the rock icon on the Louisiana Hayride in the 1950s.

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Funny story: Police Investigate Audacious Theft Of Queen's Handbag

Police Investigate Audacious Theft Of Queen's Handbag

Police from Scotland Yard are investigating the theft of Her Majesty the Queen's handbag which was taken whilst the monarch was attending the Trooping the Colour on Saturday morn...

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Funny story: Comical Ali in Jamaica

Comical Ali in Jamaica

It has been revealed that the former Iraqi (mis)information minister Mohammed Saeed Al-Sahaf aka Comical Ali has been working for the Jamaican Police as a public relations adivisor.

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Funny story: Bob Woolmer Death Mystery Solved

Bob Woolmer Death Mystery Solved

Police in Jamaica have finished their investigation into the strange and, thus far, unexplained death of England cricket legend, and, latterly, Pakistan team coach, Bob Woolmer.

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Funny story: Jaywalking suspect walks away with babbling officer's gun

Jaywalking suspect walks away with babbling officer's gun

(Seattle, WA) Officer Mark Dairy remembers stopping a man jaywalking across a busy five-lane highway Tuesday, but he claims he blacked out shortly after approaching the suspect.

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Funny story: Police Dogs Sacked For Behaving Like The Police

Police Dogs Sacked For Behaving Like The Police

Two stray dogs who forged a top police career in Thailand under a training programme to create an elite sniffer dog force have been sacked for corruption.

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Funny story: NY Cops hold Brit Nanny

NY Cops hold Brit Nanny

95-year-old great grandmother Vera Pennyworth from Dorset in England is the latest foreign tourist to fall foul of New York's stringent jay walking laws.

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Funny story: Wheelchair Lout Finally Trapped By Quick-Thinking Trucker

Wheelchair Lout Finally Trapped By Quick-Thinking Trucker

A disabled man who has been the scourge of police forces in North America for more than two years, has finally been caught, thanks to eagle-eyed pedestrians and a quick-thinking truck driver. Ben Carpenter taunted police across ten States with his...

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Funny story: Police investigate strange lights downtown

Police investigate strange lights downtown

After two uninterrupted weeks of rain and overcast skies, the Dallas Police Department has responded to dozens of reports of strange light above downtown's tallest buildings.

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Funny story: Bob Woolmer 'Definitely' Not Murdered

Bob Woolmer 'Definitely' Not Murdered

Bob Woolmer, the Pakistan cricket coach murdered in Jamaica, then 'unmurdered', was 'definitely' not murdered, say police officers from Scotland Yard. The announcement comes after several weeks of poking and prodding at Woolmer's corpse, by so-cal…

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Funny story: Clinton Sinks Any Presidental Hopes With DUI

Clinton Sinks Any Presidental Hopes With DUI

(MUSICMAN PRESS) At two forty-six AM yesterday morning a Dallas police officer reported seeing a red van driving in reverse down the wrong side of the street. After he entered in the tag number he was stunned to learn that the van belonged to a Mr. a...

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Funny story: Met Cracks Huge Paedophile Ring at the Met

Met Cracks Huge Paedophile Ring at the Met

The London Metropolitan police were today celebrating another victory in the war against child pornography, claiming to have cracked a massive paedophile ring based in London.

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