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Funny story: Harriet Harman wears a stab-proof vest to Cabinet

Harriet Harman wears a stab-proof vest to Cabinet

London - (Ass Mess): Drowning Street officials have confirmed that deputy Labour Party leader Harriet Harman regularly wears a flak jacket to Cabinet meetings.

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Funny story: Government Plans to Stockpile Bullshit

Government Plans to Stockpile Bullshit

In a new report, due out next week, a government expert has warned that bullshit will run out by the year 2015.

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Funny story: Minister proposes 5000 pupil classes

Minister proposes 5000 pupil classes

Schools Minister Jim Knight has caused controversy after remarks he made suggesting that class sizes of up to 5000 were perfectly acceptable. Mr Knight explained that due to slim lining of the RAF to meet current defense requirements a number of for...

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Funny story: David Cameron Fails Cycling Proficiency Test (Again)

David Cameron Fails Cycling Proficiency Test (Again)

Conservative Party leader David Cameron is in the spotlight again today after it was announced that he had recently failed his Cycling Proficiency Test for the sixth time, breaking a 112-year national record

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Funny story: Derek Conway scandal reveals outrageous MP perks

Derek Conway scandal reveals outrageous MP perks

The scandal that has enveloped MPs over the ludicrous levels of their allowances took a dramatic turn today after the police announced they were unable to take any action over the Derek Conway affair due to limitations within the whole parliamentary...

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Funny story: "Houses of parliament the cause of global warming"

"Houses of parliament the cause of global warming"

Following the violent storms the UK has been experiencing. a team of leading meteorological scientists have released a report that says:...

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Funny story: Murderers and rapists on the loose in Parliament after UN loses marbles

Murderers and rapists on the loose in Parliament after UN loses marbles

London - (AssoCIAted Mess): A blunder by UN bosses has left known killers, rapists and molestors rampage free years in Parliament according to sources.

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Funny story: New Political Party launches in UK

New Political Party launches in UK

It has been along time coming, but at long last a new political party has emerged. It is called 'The Sons of Conway' and was launched in London's 'Green Light District' (not far from Soho) today.

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Funny story: Tony Blair announces return to politics

Tony Blair announces return to politics

Today Tony Blair announced a return to the political fold, surprisingly against labour foe Gordon Brown. In a bizarre twist and life changing experience, the former PM is to stand for the old Bexley and Sidcup left in Derek Conway's departure. To...

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Funny story: Derek Conway Receives Whipping From Cameron

Derek Conway Receives Whipping From Cameron

Derek Conway, the Conservative MP who paid his son Freddie more than £40,000 to drink himself into a stupor at Newcastle University, has today been reprimanded and given a whipping b...

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Funny story: Houses of Parliament to be demolished to make way for car park

Houses of Parliament to be demolished to make way for car park

The Mayor of London, Ken Deadstone, has slapped a demolition order on the Houses of Parliament as preparations for the 2012 London Olympics are already under way.

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Funny story: 250,000 cops march on Whitehall

250,000 cops march on Whitehall

London - AssoCIAted Mess): Over 250,000 police officers are marching on Whitehall today in a protest against the mobster rule of Gorgon Brown, Ken Livingstone, Amy Whorehouse, the Northern Crock and the Puppet Monarch.

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Funny story: Kebab crazy M.P.s Terrorize London's Streets

Kebab crazy M.P.s Terrorize London's Streets

Gordon Brown received an official warning, today, from legal teams representing the violent and dispossessed gangs of London.

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Funny story: UK Government publishes entire UK population's personal details on web

UK Government publishes entire UK population's personal details on web

The UK government has given up trying to keep citizens' personal details secret. After the latest revelations that a Royal Navy computer containing personal details...

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Funny story: UK Government Id Scheme U-Turn

UK Government Id Scheme U-Turn

The UK Labour government has recently announced policies to reduce the tax burden of their proposed Id scheme.

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Funny story: Anti-nuclear Lobby to be rehoused on Shetland Isles

Anti-nuclear Lobby to be rehoused on Shetland Isles

Green, tree-hugging, pot smoking, and CO2 emitting hippies are to be relocated to the Shetlands, it has been announced. Following the UK government's plans to rely more heavily on nuclear energy, it has been decided to remove all anti-nuclear grou...

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Funny story: Government acts on Type 2 Diabetes

Government acts on Type 2 Diabetes

After months of reports of the failing health of the nation, temporary Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, has announced that he will personally take charge of the new health strategy.

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