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Funny story: Obama Campaign Chooses Official Flower

Obama Campaign Chooses Official Flower

In an attempt to portray both a down to earth populism and find a metro sexual sensibility, the Obama campaign has named a campaign flower. The dandelion has been chosen to represent the ubiquitous nature of Barack's support, its resilient abilit...

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Funny story: Obama and Clinton Both Drop Out

Obama and Clinton Both Drop Out

DNC Chairman Howard Dean announced today that Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama have both given up any hope of winning the Democratic nomination. Their campaigns have given him notice within minutes of each other.

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Funny story: Clinton Names Rev Wrighteous Her Very Own VIP!

Clinton Names Rev Wrighteous Her Very Own VIP!

Hillary Clinton, wife and first Lady to first Black President WJC, has shocked the party officials by naming a VIP before receiving the Democratic nomination for Presidential candidacy.

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Funny story: Moe N Moe Dowdy can't Decide Where to Sink Her Fangs!

Moe N Moe Dowdy can't Decide Where to Sink Her Fangs!

Moe N Moe Dowdy the NY Times political op-ed gossip tattler cannot seem to decide where to sink her famously vampiric fangs this time.

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Funny story: Hillary Snaps Out at Obama

Hillary Snaps Out at Obama

(Corn, Indiana) Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama met by chance in front of the Qwikky Motel in this tiny town today. They were both campaigning in the same strip-mall. It looked like Hillary was about to shake Obama's hand when something unexpect...

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Funny story: Megan Fox the Hottest? Obama Says Its Hillary

Megan Fox the Hottest? Obama Says Its Hillary

Actress Megan Fox was recently named the hottest woman in the world, but Barack Obama doesn't think so. Obama says Hillary Clinton is really the hottest woman around: "She's got a great all-around package."...

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Funny story: Human brain responds to Obama as it does to money and chocolate

Human brain responds to Obama as it does to money and chocolate

Scientists from the University of California - Los Angeles have found that the human brain reacts to Democratic presidential hopeful Senator Barack Obama in the same way it responds to winning money and eating chocolate.

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Funny story: Hillary Loses Pennsylvania in Recount; Ron Paul Wins

Hillary Loses Pennsylvania in Recount; Ron Paul Wins

Hillary Clinton suffered a stunning defeat Thursday when a recount of the Pennsylvania primary vote showed she lost by a substantial margin. While the initial count had Clinton ahead by 10 points over Barack Obama, the recount put the former first la...

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Funny story: PA primary win takes Clinton one step closer to holding Bible for McCain

PA primary win takes Clinton one step closer to holding Bible for McCain

PHILADELPHIA - Senator Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign picked up a much-needed victory in the Pennsylvania Democratic primary last night. Clinton topped rival Barack Obama, claiming 55% of the popular vote to Obama's 45%, gaining 80...

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Funny story: Hillary saving up her Lorena Bobbitt moment to nuke Iran

Hillary saving up her Lorena Bobbitt moment to nuke Iran

Washington AC/DC - (Armageddon Mess): There was always a long-term reason for former First Lady Hillary Clinton to defer her very own Lorena Bobbitt moment during her husband's tenure of orifice DC strategists said today.

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Funny story: Mugabe To Advise Clinton!

Mugabe To Advise Clinton!

In a surprise move the Clinton Camp is reportedly looking to enlist the help of Robert Mugabe to secure the desired result in the critical Pennsylvania Primary.

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton - Questions and Answers with Presidential Candidates

Hillary Clinton - Questions and Answers with Presidential Candidates

Every week, we will interview presidential candidates and offer insight into their campaign and their beliefs.

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Funny story: Hillary Nukes Philadelphia

Hillary Nukes Philadelphia

(Harrisburg PA) Hillary Clinton launched a 25-megaton hydrogen bomb at Philadelphia from her campaign headquarters at 3 AM this morning. Two smaller nuclear missiles hit the Philadelphia suburbs moments later. The Obama hot spots were totally inciner...

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Funny story: POLL: Hillary Leads Obama By 33%

POLL: Hillary Leads Obama By 33%

(Washington DC) The latest Gallop poll shows Hillary Clinton taking a substantial lead over Barack Obama in the campaign for the 2008 Democratic Party nomination.

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Funny story: Overwhelming Majority Of Hillary Supporters Voting For Hillary

Overwhelming Majority Of Hillary Supporters Voting For Hillary

PHILADELPHIA, Pennsylvania (AP) -- A new Gallup Poll released last Wednesday showed that out of a sample of 5834 Hillary Clinton supporters, 87% of them plan to cast their vote for her in the upcoming Pennsylvania Primary. Although most Hillary Supp...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Sex Tape Shocker!

Hillary Clinton Sex Tape Shocker!

A sex tape featuring Presidential hopeful Hilary Clinton has surfaced on the internet.

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Funny story: Clinton Wields Sharp Objects in Debate

Clinton Wields Sharp Objects in Debate

Senator Barack Obama found himself consistently on the defensive as he and Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton met Wednesday night for tense debate and furious swordplay that left him parrying questions and criticism on issues including patriotism...

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