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Funny story: Human brain responds to Obama as it does to money and chocolate

Human brain responds to Obama as it does to money and chocolate

Scientists from the University of California - Los Angeles have found that the human brain reacts to Democratic presidential hopeful Senator Barack Obama in the same way it responds to winning money and eating chocolate.

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Funny story: Hillary Loses Pennsylvania in Recount; Ron Paul Wins

Hillary Loses Pennsylvania in Recount; Ron Paul Wins

Hillary Clinton suffered a stunning defeat Thursday when a recount of the Pennsylvania primary vote showed she lost by a substantial margin. While the initial count had Clinton ahead by 10 points over Barack Obama, the recount put the former first la...

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Funny story: PA primary win takes Clinton one step closer to holding Bible for McCain

PA primary win takes Clinton one step closer to holding Bible for McCain

PHILADELPHIA - Senator Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign picked up a much-needed victory in the Pennsylvania Democratic primary last night. Clinton topped rival Barack Obama, claiming 55% of the popular vote to Obama's 45%, gaining 80...

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Funny story: Hillary saving up her Lorena Bobbitt moment to nuke Iran

Hillary saving up her Lorena Bobbitt moment to nuke Iran

Washington AC/DC - (Armageddon Mess): There was always a long-term reason for former First Lady Hillary Clinton to defer her very own Lorena Bobbitt moment during her husband's tenure of orifice DC strategists said today.

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Funny story: Mugabe To Advise Clinton!

Mugabe To Advise Clinton!

In a surprise move the Clinton Camp is reportedly looking to enlist the help of Robert Mugabe to secure the desired result in the critical Pennsylvania Primary.

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton - Questions and Answers with Presidential Candidates

Hillary Clinton - Questions and Answers with Presidential Candidates

Every week, we will interview presidential candidates and offer insight into their campaign and their beliefs.

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Funny story: Hillary Nukes Philadelphia

Hillary Nukes Philadelphia

(Harrisburg PA) Hillary Clinton launched a 25-megaton hydrogen bomb at Philadelphia from her campaign headquarters at 3 AM this morning. Two smaller nuclear missiles hit the Philadelphia suburbs moments later. The Obama hot spots were totally inciner...

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Funny story: POLL: Hillary Leads Obama By 33%

POLL: Hillary Leads Obama By 33%

(Washington DC) The latest Gallop poll shows Hillary Clinton taking a substantial lead over Barack Obama in the campaign for the 2008 Democratic Party nomination.

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Funny story: Overwhelming Majority Of Hillary Supporters Voting For Hillary

Overwhelming Majority Of Hillary Supporters Voting For Hillary

PHILADELPHIA, Pennsylvania (AP) -- A new Gallup Poll released last Wednesday showed that out of a sample of 5834 Hillary Clinton supporters, 87% of them plan to cast their vote for her in the upcoming Pennsylvania Primary. Although most Hillary Supp...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Sex Tape Shocker!

Hillary Clinton Sex Tape Shocker!

A sex tape featuring Presidential hopeful Hilary Clinton has surfaced on the internet.

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Funny story: Clinton Wields Sharp Objects in Debate

Clinton Wields Sharp Objects in Debate

Senator Barack Obama found himself consistently on the defensive as he and Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton met Wednesday night for tense debate and furious swordplay that left him parrying questions and criticism on issues including patriotism...

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Funny story: Hillary and Bill Clinton love dictators like them

Hillary and Bill Clinton love dictators like them

The entire premise of the president's office as envisioned by America's founding fathers, was that an HONEST MAN would occupy the White House. At that time we HAD a government that feared the people, not people living in fear of government ty...

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Funny story: Moe N Moe Dowdy Still Stuck on Slick's Willie!

Moe N Moe Dowdy Still Stuck on Slick's Willie!

NY Times op-ed vamp, Moe N. Moe Dowdy has had her claws stuck into Hillary Clinton since Bill's first lady (who's counting) became a senator and then a Demo candie for President.

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Funny story: Would You Buy A Used Car From Hillary Clinton?

Would You Buy A Used Car From Hillary Clinton?

Smarty-pants voters use to question the trust worthiness of Richard Nixon by asking, "Yeah, but would you buy a used car from him?" Today, the same question can be raised about Hillary Clinton, "Yeah, but would you buy a used car from...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton - Supreme Ruler

Hillary Clinton - Supreme Ruler

(CBS News) - In documents uncovered from Universal Press Syndicate it has been discovered that in the event that Barack Obama should win the General Election President Bush will utilize a little-known clause in the constitution, declare Martial Law,...

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Funny story: Hillary and Obama's War of Words Continues as Pennsylvania's Primary Draws Closer

Hillary and Obama's War of Words Continues as Pennsylvania's Primary Draws Closer

With Pennsylvania's Primary coming up very quickly, the war of words between Hillary and Obama remains unabated. Hillary now accuses the Halfrican of being elitist and divisive, because of his comments of small town America's bitterness and d...

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Funny story: Baptist Group to Boycott "Compassion Forum"

Baptist Group to Boycott "Compassion Forum"

The Johnstown Baptist Church in Johnstown, MN is discouraging Americans from watching the "Compassion Forum" between Senators Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama. Reverend Ralph DeSales says that "Compassion Forum" is a coded messag...

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