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Funny story: Blair vows to completely "Bugger" the NHS by 2008

Blair vows to completely "Bugger" the NHS by 2008

It was announced today that scientists working closely with the NHS have developed a hand held scanner that detects the super bug MRSA. The gadget, which has been in development for two years, is to be officially called the "Bugger".

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Funny story: Masterly Ill Clown arrested for impersonating himself

Masterly Ill Clown arrested for impersonating himself

A clown suffering from mental health problems was arrested for providing his real driving license, Rob Alexander, was pulled over because his boot was open, sadly at the time he was in clown make up and was on his way to a party.

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Funny story: New Study Released By Surgeon General - "We're all gonna die!"

New Study Released By Surgeon General - "We're all gonna die!"

The Surgeon General released a long-awaited report today on the future of American health, revealing his results to 500 elementary school children.

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Funny story: Free Cosmetic Surgery for Ugly Kids

Free Cosmetic Surgery for Ugly Kids

Thousands of unpleasant looking children could be offered life changing cosmetic surgery if radical new Government health initiatives get the green light.

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Funny story: Following Michael Richards' "N-word" Incident, FDA Warns: Salty Crackers Hazardous to Health

Following Michael Richards' "N-word" Incident, FDA Warns: Salty Crackers Hazardous to Health

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In the wake of Michael Richards' infamous "N-word" incident, the United States Food and Drug Administration has issued a new warning: salty crackers may be hazardous to your health.

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Funny story: Gluttons Monopolize World Supply of Red Wine and Red Grapes

Gluttons Monopolize World Supply of Red Wine and Red Grapes

It all started with a recent research study showing that a chemical called resveratrol, which is contained in red wine and red grapes, can offset some of the effects of gluttony. Researchers say that the glutton who ingests resveratrol will still b...

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Funny story: World Mental Health Day: 'No such things as psychiatrists'

World Mental Health Day: 'No such things as psychiatrists'

London - (Associated Mess): The broadly-ranging term 'psychiatrist' must be abolished as being a delusional term for a wide grouping of symptoms associated with the pharmaceutical industry's outreach workers who have been programmed to i...

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Funny story: Libocrats' Idological Vacuum Confirmed

Libocrats' Idological Vacuum Confirmed

BETHESDA, MD-theSPOOF! (Exclusive)- Doctors at the National Institutes of Health revealed today the results of a decade long study into why libocrats (term for a mutation created by the incestuous intermingling of liberals and democrats) are a...

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Funny story: Russian Firm Introduces New Lower-Cost Treatment for Mental Disorders

Russian Firm Introduces New Lower-Cost Treatment for Mental Disorders

Moscow-based health-care giant, Miasnikov Healtech, recently announced the public availability of BBT, an advanced lower-cost form of mental health treatment. Studies have shown that BBT is effective in reduction of symptoms of Clinical Depression, B...

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Funny story: Extreme Health & Safety

Extreme Health & Safety

Following reports that the new £2.1m Greenbank fire service HQ in Plymouth has been built without the traditional "pole" for health and safety reasons, The Spoof has learnt of other instances of PC lunacy that continue to blight poor old Blighty.

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Funny story: Voodoo Doctors Oppose New Regulator

Voodoo Doctors Oppose New Regulator

The British Voodoo Doctors Association (BVDA) has threatened to take industrial action, unless the government drops its plans to create a new independent regulator. Officials from the Department of Health are holding eleventh hour talks with BVDA lea...

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Funny story: H5N1 Killed by WHO

H5N1 Killed by WHO

Geneva, Switzerland--The World Health Organization (WHO) announced today that it has killed H5N1. The name, that is. WHO, in conjunction with a reluctant (insiders say kicking and screaming) CDC, cited a need for clear communication.

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Funny story: C-SPAN Junkie Refused Help

C-SPAN Junkie Refused Help

New York -- “What kind of world do we live in?” asked Shelay Dawning, when she was turned down today by Get Straight, a New York City rehabilitation center, and referred instead to the Mental Health Center. “Brian Lamb never writes me back, and I just can’t take it anymore. I live with this 24/7 and I can't get help here? Who are they to tell me I have OCD?” Suggestions for redirect...

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Funny story: US citizens sneaking into Canada in boxes

US citizens sneaking into Canada in boxes

Thousands of United States citizens have sneaked over the border into Quebec by stowing away in boxes on UPS trucks. They are looking for better paying jobs and are demanding free education, health care, housing, and food stamps from the Canadian go...

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Funny story: Deadly Bird-Brain virus smites Desperate Fishwives UK audiences

Deadly Bird-Brain virus smites Desperate Fishwives UK audiences

London, Friday April 7 2006 - (Associated Mess): Scientists at the London office of the World Health Organization have warned that a new strain of the lethal bird-brain flu virus has mutated and is now attacking otherwise sensible British women of a...

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Funny story: Bird Dies from Bird Flu Shock

Bird Dies from Bird Flu Shock

Government health officials are on Red Alert following reports that a bird has died from bird flu. The Bird, a swan living in a loch in Scotland, became ill and then died. Friends of the swan are still in shock but issued the following statem...

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Funny story: Patients Forced to Treat Themselves to Save Government Cash

Patients Forced to Treat Themselves to Save Government Cash

LONDON (AFP)-Government cabinet ministers are rescuing Britain's National Health Service, the NHS, from its chronic cash problems with a new scheme that pushes patients out of their hospital rooms and forces them to treat themselves.

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