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Funny story: Street brawl descends into full-scale Trump rally

Street brawl descends into full-scale Trump rally

Police were forced to draw batons and wade into a Friday night punch-up in Whitechapel Road last night as the melee descended into a full-scale Donald Trump political rally. Twelve arrests were made, mostly for insulting behaviour and affray, and...

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Funny story: Twitter Deletes President Trump's Account

Twitter Deletes President Trump's Account

Twitter has said that, "in response to thousands of requests worldwide", it has disabled the account of President Donald Trump, and will not be reinstating it. The unexpected move follows a user backlash, a day after the social network announced p...

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Funny story: Hero dog Conan responds to CNN interview: “No comment”

Hero dog Conan responds to CNN interview: “No comment”

Breaking: Hero Dog Conan, key assistant in tracking down and eliminating Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, reported in to a White House psychiatrist late this afternoon. Conan has been honored by the president for outstanding bravery in the field of running d...

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Funny story: Melania Trump Taken to Hospital With Writers Cramp From Signing Campaign Fundraising Letters

Melania Trump Taken to Hospital With Writers Cramp From Signing Campaign Fundraising Letters

Melania Trump today was rushed to a local Emergency room when she complained of severe writers cramp in her left hand. Staffers, fearing a heart attack, wasted no time getting the First Lady to an Emergency room near Mar-a-Largo. "She has been sig...

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Funny story: Man Robs Congressional Member Bank...GOP Says "Let 'Em Go - He Did Nothin'"

Man Robs Congressional Member Bank...GOP Says "Let 'Em Go - He Did Nothin'"

Today, a man entered the Congressional Bank, a bank serving members of the Senate and the House. It was all caught on HD security cameras. He gave a note to the teller, telling the teller to fill a bag. The teller asked him, "What bag?" The ma...

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Funny story: USA Reaches Out to British Satire Writers

USA Reaches Out to British Satire Writers

NEW YORK--The USA (United Satirists of America) has extended a hand across the pond to its British counterpart the RSPCN (Royal Satirists for the Preservation of Cheeky Nandos) in an effort to breathe some life into the "satire scenes" of these two s...

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Funny story: Trump Pardons E-Cigarette Company for Hooking Millions of Kids on Nicotine

Trump Pardons E-Cigarette Company for Hooking Millions of Kids on Nicotine

In a dramatic policy reversal, United States President, Donald Trump, instead of banning most flavored e-cigarettes, as he had previously pledged to do, issued a presidential pardon of e-cigarette company JUUL, relieving the vaping company of crimina...

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Funny story: Satan Gives Donald Trump's Soul Back

Satan Gives Donald Trump's Soul Back

The Prince of Darkness shocked the press corps this morning by announcing that, "The deal is off! I don't want it. It's worthless. I was duped!" "I promise him all the power in the world. All the money in the world. In exchange, I was to receive...

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Funny story: Consumer Reports 2019 Road Rage Survey

Consumer Reports 2019 Road Rage Survey

NEW YORK--According to Consumer Reports 2019 Road Rage Survey, the most likely road rage perpetrator this year was a male between thirty-five and fifty driving a blue, late-model BMW on a Tuesday afternoon at roughly 5:45. This is the second year in...

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Funny story: Pacifist Waiter Offended when Customer Thanks Him for His Service

Pacifist Waiter Offended when Customer Thanks Him for His Service

Nineteen-year-old Kyle Lockwood, a criminal justice major and peace activist working as a waiter at a sports bar in New York City's Times Square, took great offense when, on Veteran's Day, as he set down a plate of onion rings on the table, an overwe...

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Funny story: Sleep-Deprived Americans Push to Increase Snooze Button Window to Twelve Minutes

Sleep-Deprived Americans Push to Increase Snooze Button Window to Twelve Minutes

Long on stress and short on Zs, many sleep-deprived Americans are pushing to expand the standard snooze button window on alarm clocks from nine minutes to 12 minutes, to allow for a full one-third boost in rest time. "I don't think it's asking too...

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Funny story: Trump considering hero dog to replace Pence in 2020 campaign

Trump considering hero dog to replace Pence in 2020 campaign

Mr. Trump has announced that the heroic canine, Conan, who assisted commandoes in bringing down Abu Bakr-al Baghdadi, will visit the White House soon. Conan was injured during the raid, but has recuperated and returned to service. Conan is a veter...

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Funny story: Man who couldn't turn a profit in a casino still President of the United States

Man who couldn't turn a profit in a casino still President of the United States

There was consternation in Washington, that failed casino owner Donald Trump is still the President of the United States. 'It all started as a joke,' said Republican support Norris Morris, 'but then it got more serious, when he ran, and then won,...

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Funny story: Wile E Mexicans Sawing Though New Trump Wall: Build A Moat, Foo.

Wile E Mexicans Sawing Though New Trump Wall: Build A Moat, Foo.

BILLINGSGATE POST: I knew this would happen. Only a fool would build a wall. Given enough time, a greater fool will find a way to go over it, under it or through it. Evidently, the Mexicans have decided to go through it. Using a conventional r...

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Funny story: Donald Trump survives Halloween

Donald Trump survives Halloween

A pumpkin, carved as the embodiment of evil, Donald Trump, has survived Halloween. Gary Thomas, a six-week old pumpkin, was picked by Democrat supporter Brick Socks, and was soon repeatedly stabbed through his thick orange skin, until the gawping,...

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Funny story: GanjaScope Is President Trump's Favorite Read

GanjaScope Is President Trump's Favorite Read

We "heard it from a friend who, heard it from a friend who, heard it from a friend" that GanjaScope℠ is President Trump's "favorite read." That's what friend #1 (initials IT) told us. Friend #2 (initials KC) reports that "Donald has someone read [Gan...

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Funny story: Animal Control Tasked With Arresting Rudy Giuliani

Animal Control Tasked With Arresting Rudy Giuliani

Washington, D.C. - When Trump's personal attack dog, Rudy Giuliani, inevitably gets arrested soon, the job will not be dealt with by the police, or even the FBI, says a Justice Department spokesperson. No, the job of arresting Trump's lawyer will fal...

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