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Funny story: David Beckham, Rio Ferdinand, Sol Campbell, David James, Wayne Rooney, Ashley Cole and Cristiano Ronaldo Come Out of the Closet

David Beckham, Rio Ferdinand, Sol Campbell, David James, Wayne Rooney, Ashley Cole and Cristiano Ronaldo Come Out of the Closet

The FFA, the Footballer's Footballer's Association has announced that real Footballers can be gay as morning larks. David Beckham, Rio Ferdinand, Sol Campbell, David James, Wayne Rooney, Ashley Cole and Cristiano Ronaldo have all announced that they...

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Funny story: Gordon's Recruitment Pyramid Scheme

Gordon's Recruitment Pyramid Scheme

In a new employment initiative announced yesterday the UK government announced that it is to set up a chain of 200 recruitment agencies. The recruiters will recruit more recruiters for more recruitment agencies until there is a recruitment agency...

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Funny story: If I Were PM I'd Ban Baby On Board Car Stickers

If I Were PM I'd Ban Baby On Board Car Stickers

When asked what the first thing he'd do as newly elected Prime Minister, Conservative party leader 'Do Nothing Dave' Cameron announced to the world's press that he would: 'Ban Baby On Board car stickers.' Why? Anton Wildebeest of the Cape Times enquired. 'They're dishonest,' said Do Nothing Dave. 'They're misleading. They represent everything that's wrong with society today.' How so? a...

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Funny story: Cameron Craves Criminal Cops

Cameron Craves Criminal Cops

David Cameron yesterday announced that a Tory Government would encourage Britain's police to stray to the fun side of the law by committing crimes under their own initiative before our current criminal element has the chance. Unveiling the new pol...

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Funny story: Cameron Loses The Plot

Cameron Loses The Plot

Tory 'leader' David Cameron was today left red faced when his manuscript for a saucy novel was found in the cubicle of a mens convenience near Clapham common. Doctor Harvey Gloryhole, colonic surgeon to the stars, happened upon the sordid literatu...

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Funny story: You Buy One You Get One Free! I Say You Buy One You Get One Free!!!

You Buy One You Get One Free! I Say You Buy One You Get One Free!!!

Westminster - Conservative party leader 'Do Nothing' Dave Cameron announced his brilliant plan to lead Britain out of a looming recession this morning. Do Nothing Dave, speaking from somewhere in the nether regions of an Amsterdam ping-pong ladybo...

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Funny story: Brown V Cameron Over Christmas Gift Policy

Brown V Cameron Over Christmas Gift Policy

Prime Minister Gordon Brown has today announced that he will give each British citizen a PS3 along with a copy of Grand Theft Auto IV, so as to help everyone through the credit crunch this Christmas. "I believe it's a fantastic idea and one that w...

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Funny story: Why Is Cameron Conservative Leader?

Why Is Cameron Conservative Leader?

Today many were asking why David Cameron is the Conservative Party leader, as he made yet another uninspiring bleating speech about nothing very much. Labour Prime Minister Gordon Brown said :'Ha ha ha, don't ask me, the guy's so dull he makes Joh...

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Funny story: Fight the Flab, Keep the Cash

Fight the Flab, Keep the Cash

In an effort to combat the obesity epidemic running rife through Britain £30million has been earmarked to five towns and cities across the UK to allow the to fight the flab. Manchester Council leader Pat Carnivore is to receive £10million of the p...

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Funny story: Cut the cuts, demands Cameron

Cut the cuts, demands Cameron

David Cameron has placed the blame of alcohol fuelled violence squarely at the door of Number 10 Downing Street. With estimates of 80% of violent crime committed by drunks, Cameron has blamed the current Government's policy of 24 hour drinking, and n...

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Funny story: David Cameron Out Of Ideas - Nothing New There Then

David Cameron Out Of Ideas - Nothing New There Then

London, this afternoon - Bike riding Tory leader David Cameron was today reported to be fresh out of ideas. The future Prime Minister, who has basically answered every question put to him over the last month with a resounding 'I don't really Know...

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Funny story: David Cameron: 'Gordon's not a bad bloke, really'

David Cameron: 'Gordon's not a bad bloke, really'

In a shocking admission at the Conservative Party Conference, as well as congratulating himself for most of the speech Dave 'Man of the People' Cameron claimed 'Gordon Brown's not a bad bloke really' There were gasps and a silence as these words w...

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Funny story: Tory David Cameron Has Vision of St Margaret Mary Thatcher!

Tory David Cameron Has Vision of St Margaret Mary Thatcher!

Religious apparitions have often played significant roles in political history. to cite only one example remember when Roman Emperor Constantine saw a vision of the end of paganism and suddenly a cross appeared in his sky vodka. Something quite...

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Funny story: Cameron has London on high smug alert

Cameron has London on high smug alert

Residents of London woke this morning in partial darkness, as huge cloud of smug hung over the city. After initial confusion and some reports of panic, the source of the smug was finally discovered to have been a by-product of Conservative Party lead...

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Funny story: Tories ready to dump sinister snarling superior stooge

Tories ready to dump sinister snarling superior stooge

Birmingham - (Ass Mess): Tory Party faithful are primed to dump Viscunt (sic) Astor's sinister stepson-in-law stooge and back civil liberties hotshot David Davis. The move follows a massive row about David Cameron's pubic schmoozing of Barack Obam...

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Funny story: Leading Tories feel your pain

Leading Tories feel your pain

Tory leader David Cameron and Shadow Chancellor George Osborne have opened up to nation, describing how the credit crunch is affecting them and their families. At a joint appearance on ITV's This Morning, they detailed the steps they have taken to a...

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Funny story: Stalker of Prime Minister identified

Stalker of Prime Minister identified

The Home Office, Scotland Yard, MI5, MI6, DIY and MFI have today released details of the stalker who has been attempting to stalk (which is what stalkers do) the Prime Minister. The actions of this stalker had prompted a huge increase in the level...

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