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Funny story: No WAGs, shags or slags in Rio Ferdinand homemade orgy vid says Capello

No WAGs, shags or slags in Rio Ferdinand homemade orgy vid says Capello

London - (X-Rated): The ten minute footage passed muster after Capello spent 'several hours' screwtinising Ferdinand's infamous 2005 Cyprus holiday home movie. The England coach hunkered down to the onerous task last week amid FA fears the video...

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Funny story: Cambridge sluts protest at shagging noise curfew

Cambridge sluts protest at shagging noise curfew

Cambridge - (Decibels): Women students on classic Maria Sharapova grunting research scholarships are dismayed at draconian new rules imposed today. These limit the amount of permitted coital shrieking, yelling, pleading and goading during curfew h...

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Funny story: Premiership totty crisis: Victoria Beckham calls WAGs/shags/groupies summit

Premiership totty crisis: Victoria Beckham calls WAGs/shags/groupies summit

London - (Offside Rule): The emergency meeting comes amid premiership totty relegation fears following the alleged John Terry/Vanessa Perroncel shagging fiasco. Undisputed Premier League 'godmother' La Beckham has called for an immediate 4-4-2 dia...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Needs Lots Of Sex Therapy: Loredana Jolie

Tiger Woods Needs Lots Of Sex Therapy: Loredana Jolie

Ex-Tiger Woods mistress and Call girl, Loredana Jolie says that Tiger Woods "Is not normal" in bed. This she plans to go into detail in her upcoming book, "Tiger Woods Not Normal In Bed". But don't feel lonesome Tiger, she's planning to spill her...

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Funny story: Local Teacher's Sex Education Classes "Too Extreme"

Local Teacher's Sex Education Classes "Too Extreme"

Local teacher, Mrs. Sensual, is in trouble with the authorities again - and this time it has nothing to do with shoving potatoes up her bum. Mrs. Sensual is instead the subject of disciplinary action regarding her 'overly visual' sex education cl...

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Funny story: Berlusconi called a "Nutz/Putz" After Trying to Suck Israel into Joining EU!

Berlusconi called a "Nutz/Putz" After Trying to Suck Israel into Joining EU!

PM Silvio Berlusconi, with more seductions than Tiger Woods and John Terry to his credit, attempted to lure the Israelis into joining the EU during a meeting with PM Benjamin Netanyahu, who couldn't help laughing! Accompanied by eight (8) Nubile '...

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Funny story: John Terry's Wife Runs Out of Red Cards Flagging his Shagging!

John Terry's Wife Runs Out of Red Cards Flagging his Shagging!

Claiming more than 10 hands on fouls with lovers outside their marriage, Footballer's wife, Toni, has fled to Dubai with their two children and plans to file an official complaint with the Football Federation. Terry, England's Captain and potentia...

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Funny story: Miss Whiplash And Friends In Shopping Protest

Miss Whiplash And Friends In Shopping Protest

Male shoppers in a Huddersfield supermarket were given an unexpected treat yesterday morning when local Miss Whiplash, real name Marjory Coriander led a gang of dominatrixes dressed in full on kinky mode in a protest shop over supermarket dress codes...

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Funny story: Bubble Wrap Sex Better Than Mile High, Couple Say

Bubble Wrap Sex Better Than Mile High, Couple Say

A couple from New York say their bubble wrap sex club is better than the Mile High Club by a long shot. Johnson and Fanny Swisher of Nookie Corners in upper New York say they had a horrible time trying to get into the Mile High Club where you have...

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Funny story: Oprah Involved in Shocking 'Tootsie Roll' Scandal Concerning Her Sex Life!

Oprah Involved in Shocking 'Tootsie Roll' Scandal Concerning Her Sex Life!

Media Mogul, talk show host, and worth over $2B, Oprah Winfrey is now embroiled in a sex orientation controversy as leaks from her tell all book hint that she really has an aversion to Tootsie Rolls, but just loves Chocolate Covered Cherries! The...

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Funny story: Maine to Raise Taxes on Couples

Maine to Raise Taxes on Couples

Today in the state of Maine, a very unpopular bill was passed into law by a state congressional vote that could have voters casting new ballots in November. The new law placed a tax on the intimate moments between married couples. "They want to tr...

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Funny story: Johnny Come Lately Came Early

Johnny Come Lately Came Early

Local man, Johnny DeLaid, who has the unenviable reputation for being late for everything, shocked dinner party hosts Bert and Ivy Gladioli by showing up three hours early. Too polite to tell Johnny to come back later, the suburban couple invited...

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Funny story: Brangelinaton: Jenn & Angie Agree on Custody of Brad's Joint!

Brangelinaton: Jenn & Angie Agree on Custody of Brad's Joint!

Despite tabloid accounts to the contrary, "It ain't over yet" according to a lawyer for the Fetching Three Some of Angelina, Brad, and Jennifer! Apparently the third person in bed during the 6 year liaison between Brad and Angelina, in which they...

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Funny story: Sex Addiction Is NOT An Illness Says Expert

Sex Addiction Is NOT An Illness Says Expert

Sex addiction is no more an illness than an occasional craving for chocolate, according to globally respected Trick Cyclist Borge De Grootgroot. The controversial claim is likely to upset many people, particularly the likes of Tiger Woods, Bruce...

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Funny story: Bishop To Open New Scat Park

Bishop To Open New Scat Park

The Bishop of Spalding has opened a new Scat Park based in the Scottish town of Arbroath on Friday morning. It is based on Ecclesiastical Way, close to the town centre. The manager of the new facility, Herman Dribble said that he hoped that the n...

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Funny story: The Perfect Man is Now Available

The Perfect Man is Now Available

In response to the debut of a fully functional female sex robot at the 2010 Adult Video Awards, a California robotics company announced the breakthrough development of an articulated male robot to fulfill the needs of the modern professional woman.

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Funny story: Democrats Try to Catch Up to GOP in Sexualization of Politicians

Democrats Try to Catch Up to GOP in Sexualization of Politicians

Since the election of "Senator Beefcake" Scott Brown in Massachusetts, the Democratic Party is maneuvering to be on the forefront of the sexualization of Politicians. In light of this, the Democratic Party Chairman, Tim Kaine, has made a deal with Th...

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