ANCHORAGE, AK - Stanislav Anzhela has been keeping a close eye on the Alaska governor since her meteoric rise from political obscurity earlier this year. Anzhela first became aware of Palin while surfing the Internet, searching world news headlines.
Among the Bush Eleventh hour pardons have been an Iraqi cobbler, the ad man who thought a Mission Accomplished banner would be a good backdrop for Bush's aircraft victory declaration and the White House idea man that chose children's book, George the...
Ole Saint Nick has been celebrated for a preternatural ability to know when people are sleeping or awake. Awareness of goodness and badness has also been claimed as one of the former Bishop of Myra's super powers.But never can anyone remember Santa,...
The tanking economy has coincided with shoplifting arrests the size of a Sherman tank. Addictions have also been exacerbated by the widespread need for stimulation, economic and otherwise. The arrest of Alaskan Governor Palin for taking some f...
Wasilla, Alaska - (High and Dry Mess): Just days away from becoming a grandma to Governor Sarah Palin's eldest daughter's baby Wasilla resident Sherry L Johnston was busted this morning for growing 'up to five kilos' of the notorious Alaskan Matanusk...
Wahington DC- Still not sure what to get your husband for Christmas? How about a calender featuring a few of the hottest, sexiest ladies...of the Republican Party! The steamy and controversial 2009 calender, "Sexy Sirens of the GOP" will be on sto...
Bear Trap, Alaska - America and Britain's two most powerful female media figures have teamed up to launch an exclusive range of luxury furs. Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin often touted her hunting abilities during her campaign for the American Vice-...
Windy City, Illinois - Alaska Governor Sarah Palin's star-power has landed her the leading role in a new production of the hit musical Chicago. The most Googled person in the universe is to star in a remake of the gangster musical that will be lo...
Back in Wasilla, Alaska for the holidays the Palin clan is getting ready to celebrate the birth of their Savior and Lord, Santa Claus. They have set up the family creche with Frosty, Crystal and Rudolf in his manger. The house has so many lights...
Pouring 34 billion into the auto executives gas tanks is like giving: George Bush four more years; Clara Harris a couple of more rounds in her Mercedes; and another shopping spree for Sarah Palin. Bailout/rescue money ain't going to work with the...
Scientists have long debated the number of hairs on the average human head. The estimates , without reference to the biblical pledge to have counted every hair, come out at about an average of 100,ooo strands. As reports of the money spent by the NRC...
Just when a fatigued US electorate thought that they might get a break from the presidential poisonous politics of 2008, candidates losers and winners are still involved in the Senatorial run-offs and recounts in Minnesota and Georgia. One of t...
Porn distributors are struggling to fill all of the holiday orders for their new skinflicks starring someone who looks an awful like the politician Sarah Palin and, ironically, has the same name. The first big tit hit in the series is called Naili...
Fairbanks, AK- Governor Sarah Palin is unrepentant for conducting an interview in front of a turkey slaughter house. Children watched in horror as they watched turkeys get decapitated. Gov. Sarah Palin responded to the complaints from parents inside...
The Jetsons have arrived in 2008 as Joe Six-Pack the inveterate drunk who supported Sarah Palin with his beer goggles on, donned the high tech Jet Pack and made a beer run across the Grand Canyon. J6P, while on a "hunting trip" in the Canyon ar...
Wasilla, Alaska- Today a shocking revelation was made public about former Republican VP canidate, Sarah Palin.It turns out that the the 5th child of Palin brood is an incredibly life-like robotic doll constructed from space age polomers. The deve...
Sarah Palin who has fallen for more news media pranks than autumn has leaves stumbled once again. After the hackneyed pardon a turkey for Thanksgiving stunt that a plethora of politicians stage every November, an Alaskan news local steered the fa...
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