A bill to extend the rights of men to stare at women's breasts for up to 42 days has narrowly been passed by the House of Commons. Many of those who suggested that Gordon Brown's ability to stay on as Prime Minister rested with the controver...
A lost dossier containing information on the al-Qaeda terrorist organisation has been reunited with its rightful owners, after a man found it on a train and made an incredible journey to the mountains of Afghanistan.
Under a tough new counter-terrorism measure approved by the House of Commons yesterday, all inhabitants of the British Isles are to be detained indefinitely, except for MPs, judges, police, the intelligence services, and the army.
In response to recent criticism over soldiers pay, the government has announced plans to deploy traffic wardens into the worlds trouble spots such as Iraq.
Ministers are winning over MPs on the controversial coughing vote to extend detention without charge to 42 days.
Britain is to become the world's newest dictatorship, ending centuries of contentious parliamentary rule and the farce of a purely ornamental monarchy.
In a revelation which has rocked the world of politics, it has been revealed today that a member of the British parliament has claimed a genuine expense.
In a remarkable move aimed at making the government more popular as it reaches the half-way stage between elections, some dramatic suggestions have come from research into the reshuffle most likely to have a positive effect.
A poll published in today's Daily Mail has been treated with caution by Tory campaigners in the contested constituency of Crewe and Nantwich.
Ten walruses in Parliament have been fitted with satellite tags in a new bid to confirm whether the blubbery beasts ever actually show up for work in their respective houses of parliament.
In a surprise move, the Labour Government in Britain is to rush new emergency laws through Parliament, to regulate the United Kingdom's satirists.
In the first of many expected monthly reshuffles as a result of the recent local elections, the MP for Little Wittering, Wilma Leggrobach, has been appointed Secretary of State for Stealth Taxes.
Gordon Brown appeared to be on the verge of being forced into another embarrassing policy U-turn this morning after Whitehall was brought to a standstill as thousands of S&M devotees protested outside Downing Street, insisting they be immediately pun...
Prime Minister Gordon Brown has said he is disappointed at this week's local election results, and is going to give members of the Cabinet "a piece of his mind" in the Commons next week. Later, he told his wife, Sarah,...
There was an electoral catastrophe in the making this morning as the Local Council Election Results started coming in, when it was realised that Palestinian group Hamas had taken the fictitious London constituency of Bermondsey.
John Lewis Partnership department stores nationwide are throwing open their doors on Sunday 27th April in a special "Expenses Day" sale exclusively for MPs.
Following a recent initiative to register sex offenders email addresses with the police and ISPs, the lobotomy plans were announced after it was revealed how easy it is to obtain a new email address.
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