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Funny story: Titties Bill is passed in House of Commons with narrow majority

Titties Bill is passed in House of Commons with narrow majority

A bill to extend the rights of men to stare at women's breasts for up to 42 days has narrowly been passed by the House of Commons. Many of those who suggested that Gordon Brown's ability to stay on as Prime Minister rested with the controver...

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Funny story: Al-Qaeda Dossier Lost On Train Is Handed Over To Rightful Owners

Al-Qaeda Dossier Lost On Train Is Handed Over To Rightful Owners

A lost dossier containing information on the al-Qaeda terrorist organisation has been reunited with its rightful owners, after a man found it on a train and made an incredible journey to the mountains of Afghanistan.

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Funny story: War on Terror: Government to Lock up Everyone

War on Terror: Government to Lock up Everyone

Under a tough new counter-terrorism measure approved by the House of Commons yesterday, all inhabitants of the British Isles are to be detained indefinitely, except for MPs, judges, police, the intelligence services, and the army.

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Funny story: Traffic Wardens to go to war!

Traffic Wardens to go to war!

In response to recent criticism over soldiers pay, the government has announced plans to deploy traffic wardens into the worlds trouble spots such as Iraq.

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Funny story: MPs 'will support cougher plans'

MPs 'will support cougher plans'

Ministers are winning over MPs on the controversial coughing vote to extend detention without charge to 42 days.

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Funny story: MPs vote to reestablish autocratic monarchy, public beheading

MPs vote to reestablish autocratic monarchy, public beheading

Britain is to become the world's newest dictatorship, ending centuries of contentious parliamentary rule and the farce of a purely ornamental monarchy.

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Funny story: Shock as MP declares genuine expense

Shock as MP declares genuine expense

In a revelation which has rocked the world of politics, it has been revealed today that a member of the British parliament has claimed a genuine expense.

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Funny story: Gordon Brown to sack himself in summer cabinet reshuffle

Gordon Brown to sack himself in summer cabinet reshuffle

In a remarkable move aimed at making the government more popular as it reaches the half-way stage between elections, some dramatic suggestions have come from research into the reshuffle most likely to have a positive effect.

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Funny story: Shock poll rocks Brown

Shock poll rocks Brown

A poll published in today's Daily Mail has been treated with caution by Tory campaigners in the contested constituency of Crewe and Nantwich.

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Funny story: UK Scientists to harpoon and tag MPs

UK Scientists to harpoon and tag MPs

Ten walruses in Parliament have been fitted with satellite tags in a new bid to confirm whether the blubbery beasts ever actually show up for work in their respective houses of parliament.

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Funny story: British Satirists To Be Regulated

British Satirists To Be Regulated

In a surprise move, the Labour Government in Britain is to rush new emergency laws through Parliament, to regulate the United Kingdom's satirists.

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Funny story: New Minister for Stealth Taxes appointed

New Minister for Stealth Taxes appointed

In the first of many expected monthly reshuffles as a result of the recent local elections, the MP for Little Wittering, Wilma Leggrobach, has been appointed Secretary of State for Stealth Taxes.

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Funny story: Government Clampdown on Kinky Sex Backfires

Government Clampdown on Kinky Sex Backfires

Gordon Brown appeared to be on the verge of being forced into another embarrassing policy U-turn this morning after Whitehall was brought to a standstill as thousands of S&M devotees protested outside Downing Street, insisting they be immediately pun...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown "Disappointed" At Election Result, May Resign

Gordon Brown "Disappointed" At Election Result, May Resign

Prime Minister Gordon Brown has said he is disappointed at this week's local election results, and is going to give members of the Cabinet "a piece of his mind" in the Commons next week. Later, he told his wife, Sarah,...

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Funny story: Election Results: Confusion As HAMAS Take Bermondsey

Election Results: Confusion As HAMAS Take Bermondsey

There was an electoral catastrophe in the making this morning as the Local Council Election Results started coming in, when it was realised that Palestinian group Hamas had taken the fictitious London constituency of Bermondsey. Election organiser...

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Funny story: MP-only sale at John Lewis Partnership shops

MP-only sale at John Lewis Partnership shops

John Lewis Partnership department stores nationwide are throwing open their doors on Sunday 27th April in a special "Expenses Day" sale exclusively for MPs.

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Funny story: Government proposes to lobotomise registered sex offenders

Government proposes to lobotomise registered sex offenders

Following a recent initiative to register sex offenders email addresses with the police and ISPs, the lobotomy plans were announced after it was revealed how easy it is to obtain a new email address.

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