Today, Mrs Billary Clinton-Lewinsky was declared worst ever presidential candidate in American history, by a team of Harvard scientists, at the George Bush Cloning Department.
(Denver CO) Denver police are being warned to expect a riot this summer during the Democratic Convention. The rioters are expected to be Hillary supporters, and once their candidate loses, the Gates of Hell will open.
NY Times once serious Op-Ed columnist, Moe N Moe Dowdy has little by little declined into a screeching attack ad against Senator Clinton. Many of her columns have seemed to betray a jealous longing for Hillary's philandering beau.
Washington, DC - A spokesperson for the DNC denounced any rumors that Hillary Clinton's refusal to stand down as a contender for the Democratic presidential nominee is causing the party to divide itself, endangering its chances to win an all but...
Hillary Clinton decided that if she isn't going to win the Presidency (Dictatorship) of the USA she will cut off "little Hill" and send it around the world on tour.
In a surprising intellectual twist to the complex American Presidential election, an orthadontist has come forward with the shock claim that Barack Obama has 'better teeth than Mrs. Clinton.'...
Romney, WV - Today, Hillary Clinton stated her plan to allow Barack Obama to become the Democratic nominee and quite possibly, the next President of the United States.
(Washington, D.C.) On CNN's "Situation Room", in his first interview after a major victory over Senator Hillary Clinton in the North Carolina primary, Senator Barack Obama has begun what many political analysts have cal...
Despite the widespread belief that she has lost the Democratic nomination for president, Hillary Rodham Clinton vowed to press on, planting her personal flag - an eagle poised above two crossed dead interns on a field of blue - and confirming...
Hillary Clinton stunned democratic supporters by announcing her withdrawal from the nomination race in a foul mouthed, drunken tirade.
A plane carrying Hillary Clinton just ditched in the Atlantic Ocean this evening on the way back to New York from Indianapolis Indiana according to an invisible man in my garage who sits on a flaming rope.
Guam - Today the Clinton campaign officially asked for a recount in Guam. Sen. Barack Obama had won the caucuses by 7 votes after over 5400 had caucused.
(Raleigh NC) Obama and the Clinton family again met by chance. This time they ran into each other in the lobby of the Raleigh Hilton. Obama was eager to continue the 'discussion' he had last week in Indiana with Hillary. Luckily, no press was...
A late breaking poll has confounded political pundits and analysts alike. Polling in various categories shows that both Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton are tied in virtually every voting category.
Democratic presidential hopefuls Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama clashed again today on the increasingly divisive issue of a proposed summer Gay Tax holiday. Clinton backs the measure as a socially responsible way to help the economy, while Obama a...
Washington AC/DC - (Furry Ass Mess): Presidential wannabe Bollox O'Bama said today that rival Democratic contender Hillary Clitoris is just as inherently racist as ostensibly cute and cuddly UK children's TV fox character Basil Brush.
Obama pulled off a squeaker on the South pacific isle of Guam by beating Hillary Clinton by 7 votes.
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