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Funny story: When PMS Goes Untreated

When PMS Goes Untreated

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Mayo Clinic - Dr. Ino Itall released a report today about the horrors that both women and men experience when PMS goes untreated.

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Funny story: Republicans Oust Medicare Drug Price Negotiation

Republicans Oust Medicare Drug Price Negotiation

The New York High Times - WASHINGTON, April 18 - Democrats watched in horror as the Republican Majority, now known as "The Empire," Struck Back today.

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Funny story: Millions of plastic bags recalled

Millions of plastic bags recalled

Unilever has recalled millions of refrigerator-friendly plastic food wrap bags in a shock announcement likely to cause pandemonium in the health and safety industry. A spokesman for the giant company, which makes everything in the wo...

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Funny story: "Quit Shmit - There's Nothing Unhealthy About Smoking"

"Quit Shmit - There's Nothing Unhealthy About Smoking"

(AP) Pittsburgh, PA -- Local Doctor Reveals Truth About HealthScare. Dr. Armand Kowapalski made an astonishing announcement today to the Surgeon General, FDA, and local reporters. "Not only is it okay to smoke - it's also h...

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Funny story: 1400lbs Man Undergoes Drain Clearance

1400lbs Man Undergoes Drain Clearance

A man who used to weigh more than 1400lbs (100 stones) has won an award for 'slimming', after wilfully ditching around 65% of his body weight in just three months. More amazing still, is that, this 3-month 'weightcrash' included the annual festive Ch...

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Funny story: 2012 London Olympics Rethink Ordered

2012 London Olympics Rethink Ordered

The spiralling cost of the 2012 London Olympics has forced the British Olympic Committee (BOC) to rethink its plans with regard to the staging of certain events. The decision by the International Olympic Committee (IOC) to award the Games to Londo...

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Funny story: NaNa The Psychic Advisor Peers into The '08 Election!

NaNa The Psychic Advisor Peers into The '08 Election!

I look into my Waterford Crystal Ball past the debacle in Iraq-al (the new name since the September '07 Al-Qaida victory), the collapse of the US economy, Walter Reed's condemnation by the Health Department and the indictment of the entire Bush administration for impersonating human beings. Into the '08 elections I gaze and there I see some really strange shit!...

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Funny story: Freedom Pill Announced

Freedom Pill Announced

A new pill has been rushed through F.D.A. testing and approved in record time, and is now available. The pill is rather expensive, and only for republicans. It has been dubbed "The Freedom Pill".

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Funny story: Cigarette Smokers Adjust Their Smoking Levels

Cigarette Smokers Adjust Their Smoking Levels

Smokers throughout Britain have been changing their ways in preparation for the new law that prohibits smoking in public places from July 1st.

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Funny story: Fade-Face replaces Meth-Mouth as Drug Scourge

Fade-Face replaces Meth-Mouth as Drug Scourge

Just as the shattering effects of Meth-Mouth have been hitting cities the world over a new drug and his even worse consequence is emerging.

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Funny story: China Targets Fat Kids

China Targets Fat Kids

Beijing - At a grand press conference held yesterday afternoon in the Chinese health ministry, the new Chinese health minister Lo Fat Yung, unveiled the government's controversial new plan for the nation's obese children.

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Funny story: New drug causes heart attacks to reveal heart problems

New drug causes heart attacks to reveal heart problems

NARAGASSET, Ohio -- A new and inexpensive drug taken to ignite coronary attacks for people who may have heart disease has increased the risk of dying among those taking it, according to a few doctors who are currently playing Squash when interviewed.

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Funny story: Death by Everything

Death by Everything

The autopsy report for Frankie Weepspittle Barrecord Jones, former lead finger cymbal player for the Goth/Country band, Mornful Banjo was released today.

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Funny story: Excessive Exercise Causing US Youth to Lose Video Gaming Prominence

Excessive Exercise Causing US Youth to Lose Video Gaming Prominence

American kids are spending so much time exercising that they are starting to lose their lead as the best video gamers in the world. This has profound economic and national security implications.

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Funny story: Science Fact: Living is Bad for Health

Science Fact: Living is Bad for Health

Scientists at Camford University have discovered irrefutable evidence that 'to live', that is the state of 'being alive' could in fact be bad for you. Extensive research on a whole multitude of volunteers of all ages and from all back...

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Funny story: Highland Games Disrupted By Visting Aliens Charles Not Amused

Highland Games Disrupted By Visting Aliens Charles Not Amused

A surprising development today at the Highland Games as top hammer thrower, Findlay Spindley, was beamed aboard a mysterious space-craft just as he was about to throw for the championship.

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Funny story: Labour to remove burden of elderly care with compulsory euthanasia

Labour to remove burden of elderly care with compulsory euthanasia

In a shock statement today, Health Minister, Rosie Winterton disclosed that the government is to slash the financial burden of elderly care by making euthanasia compulsory at the age of 65.

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