The laboratory in Surrey at the centre of the Foot & Mouth outbreak investigation, is being blamed for the outbreak of another potentially fatal illness, Legionnaires Disease, in the West Midlands to...
After intense scientific research, it was discovered the real monkey meat was being used in the manufacturing of Jen & Berry's Chunky Monkey ice cream.
(MUSICMAN PRESS) Mexican Food Giant Taco Bell has made several menu changes lately, in the intrest of health. The changes are part of a healthier Taco Bell.
With the recent recalls and health concerns in China, more Americans than ever are concerned about the safety of their own toothpaste here at home. Here are three tips for protecting your family from toothpaste terrors. * Use only toothpaste you know and trust.
Atlanta, GA (IP) - The Surgeon General has picked Friday 13th to issue a dire warning that we are all going to die.
LANCASTER, LOON VALLEY, ENGLAND-- (ALOPECIA DIGEST: HAIR TODAY, GONE TOMORROW) It was a HAIR-raising experience for a local man attempting to shave the nose-hairs which had over-grown onto his upper lip as he watched in horror, his symbol of adolesce...
Healthy eating is in and companies are trying to devise ways to disguise healthy foods in children's meals. "Every one knows children will not eat anything they know is good for them, so we have to make it look unnatural and unhealthy,"...
Atlanta, Georgia (Reuterus) - Scientists at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) have isolated a 30-year-old man, who they believe has contracted a rare but nasty case of 'Tennis Elbow'.
Atlanta, Ga (IP) - The Center for Disease Control has issued a list of diseases which occur only in the United States and these only exist in the minds of wealthy Hollywood prima donna glitter queens and wanna be copy cat types.
Republican presidential candidate Senator John McCain said this weekend that he is working on a health care reform proposal that will ensure quality medical care for the rich and powerful.
According to research carried out by the BBC, it seems that overhead Projectors are, in fact, alive and dangerous.
Washington, D.C. - The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) finally took action against the makers of the Booty line healthy food snacks with the obscene, offensive, and sexually suggestive names, according to conservative family value groups.
Dentists and leading scientists have compiled a report highlighting the significant risks involved with DIY "over the counter" teeth whitening kits. It has emerged that a single pack could contain upto more than twice the amount of bleach f...
(Hollywood) - Putting his fame and money where his big mouth is, the radical Hollywood documentary maker of "Sicko", Michael Moore, has donated all the profits from the film to establish a free medical clinic for people without health insur...
Due to the skyrocketing cost of healthcare, 46 million US citizens, who have no health insurance, are facing bankruptcy, destitution, and premature death. Now, thousands of desperate US citizens have begun sneaking over the border to take advantage...
Santosh-nagar (Bum-Bay): After years of research and much hard work, the Indian AIDS (Acquired Intestinal Disorder Syndrome) Ass-ociation (IAA) has approved a much widely used "medicine" as the cure for AIDS.
The BP life agency and other Corrupt Bastards Club members at BP have cancelled TheSpoof.com writer Cal Jenning's insurance for exposing them through comedy at TheSpoof.com.
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