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Funny story: Is Tory nutjob David Cameron spiking local badass smackheads' rations?

Is Tory nutjob David Cameron spiking local badass smackheads' rations?

London - (Narcotics Synonymous Mess): A spate of celeb junkie 'overdose' deaths within a mile radius of Sir Oswald Mosley great-nephew David Cameron's Notting Hill home has put the kybosh up the local Drug Squad's homicide theories. This week's su...

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Funny story: David Cameron to star on 'Britain's Got Talent' singing the Ting-Ting's 'That's Not My Name!'

David Cameron to star on 'Britain's Got Talent' singing the Ting-Ting's 'That's Not My Name!'

Fame hungry Politician David Cameron, will be trying to reach out to the inert electorate this Saturday, by appearing on Britain's Got Talent singing 'That's Not My Name' by the Ting-Tings. The faceless, shapeless leader has asked media spin-docto...

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Funny story: David Cameron's Bike found at Jacqui Smith's House

David Cameron's Bike found at Jacqui Smith's House

After a tip-off this morning, police arrived at Jacqui Smith's house and took possession of a silver and black Scott mountain bike. It coincides with a police report that David Cameron's bicycle had been stolen from railings near his home. Jacqui...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown snaps at PM Question Time

Gordon Brown snaps at PM Question Time

Under fire British Prime Minister snapped today during a heated exchange with Conservative leader David Cameron. The pressure has clearly been building on Brown who had seen even his own party turning on him. The initial cracks in the PM starte...

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Funny story: David Cameron inadvertently ends up appearing on Porn Site

David Cameron inadvertently ends up appearing on Porn Site

In seemingly an effort to out-do Prime Minister Gordon Brown with YouTube based disasters, David Cameron has found himself making an appearance on an internet porn site. Cameron's brief video message was recorded last week in response to the disas...

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Funny story: Harriet Harmon changes mind about Labour leadership again

Harriet Harmon changes mind about Labour leadership again

Harriet Harmon, the Minister for Alliterated Names, has again changed her mind about becoming party leader, proving that Labour used to be indecisive, but now its not too sure. It seems that some newspapers, especially the Daily Torygraph, declare...

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Funny story: David Cameron helps out in a soup kitchen

David Cameron helps out in a soup kitchen

The leader of the official opposition, David Cameron, today tried to gain a few more political points and push him towards securing the next general election. David Cameron, the Leader of the Conservative party, was seen helping in Hackney, Londo...

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Funny story: Cameron caught with his pants down in Brown's back yard

Cameron caught with his pants down in Brown's back yard

It has been alleged that Tory leader and all round nice guy David Cameron, was arrested over the weekend after he was caught with his pants down in the garden of number 10 Downing Street. Downing Street, the official residence of Mr. Gordon Brow...

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Funny story: 'Do Nothing' Dave Has ZERO Strategy Shocker

'Do Nothing' Dave Has ZERO Strategy Shocker

Westminster - Senior Conservatives are more than a tad concerned regarding the recent performances of party leader 'Do Nothing' David Cameron. Criticism has been levelled at Cameron following his seeming inability to make his mind up about anything.

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Funny story: Cameron: "monkeys are lazy and stupid"

Cameron: "monkeys are lazy and stupid"

David Cameron today launched an extraordinary broadside against primates. Speaking at the Harlow Young Conservatives Group Annual Conference he deviated from his script to answer a question from Quentin Thornberry, aged 15. Master Thornberry said...

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Funny story: David Cameron Milking It Revelation

David Cameron Milking It Revelation

It has been revealed today that Tory leader David Cameron was overjoyed when the 'emailgate' story broke to the press. In a candid interview with our political reporter Ben Downing-Street David Cameron said "I am so glad all this has happened. Gor...

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Funny story: Blindin' mate! We're all gonna be Cock-en-ees afore we knows it!

Blindin' mate! We're all gonna be Cock-en-ees afore we knows it!

Cor strewth, what a right two and eight squire. That's the way future generations of Britons will be talking if the Government gets its way. For The Spoof.Com can exclusively reveal that from September schools throughout the land are going to repl...

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Funny story: PVA Glue - Key To Undoing Recession, States 'Do Nothing Dave'

PVA Glue - Key To Undoing Recession, States 'Do Nothing Dave'

The Guildhall, London W1 - Opposition party leader, David 'do nothing' Cameron today announced his strategy for countering global recession here at The Guildhall by addressing a hardcore audience of Thatcherite devotees, intent on destroying civilisa...

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Funny story: Baby-face father Alfie: I vote Cameron

Baby-face father Alfie: I vote Cameron

Pre-teen 'dad' Alfie Patten has stated he will vote Conservative in the election after next after next. The tabloid victim has announced David Cameron is the only man to heal "Brown's broken Britain." He explained in the 2013 election when he w...

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Funny story: Cameron Calls for Commons Reform

Cameron Calls for Commons Reform

In an unprecedented statement, Opposition Leader David Cameron has described the workings of the House of Commons as "archaic" and called for urgent reform. Addressing the Batley Townswomens' Guild, Mr Cameron said that in these difficult times, i...

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Funny story: Politics. Cameron Out, Thatcher Poised for Comeback

Politics. Cameron Out, Thatcher Poised for Comeback

The world of politics was shaken to it's foundations today, when David Cameron announced that he plans to step aside in 2010 to enable the return of Margaret Thatcher. At 83, all but her most insane supporters would not have contemplated such a co...

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Funny story: Cameron's wife 'More Toff than Goff' claims friend

Cameron's wife 'More Toff than Goff' claims friend

Shaggable yes, but imagine spending the rest of your life with her. This is the wife David Cameron claims was a "Wild Child" in her youth as he tries to pep up his image. But, as our exclusive picture of a young Samantha shows, "Mild Child" might...

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