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Funny story: Glasgow Airport Unfazed by Attack

Glasgow Airport Unfazed by Attack

Security has been tightened around Scotland's premier exit point for Scots wishing to emigrate and find a job after a Jeep full of smokers was allegedly driven into the entrance of Glasgow Airport in order to protest at the ban on smoking in Engl...

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Funny story: Terrorists try to light themselves up in an enclosed space

Terrorists try to light themselves up in an enclosed space

Scotland ahead of England with the smoking ban demonstrated yesterday their security measures put in place to deal with people lighting up in enclosed spaces.

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Funny story: Home Secretary "In The Dark" Over Terrorist Atrocities

Home Secretary "In The Dark" Over Terrorist Atrocities

The new Home Secretary Jacqui Smith claims PM Gordon Brown kept her completely in the dark about the latest terrorist plots against the UK.

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Funny story: Wannabee Terrorist Craze Sweeps The U.K

Wannabee Terrorist Craze Sweeps The U.K

A new craze is sweeping the U.K in the wake of the worlds war on terror. It seems that Britain's disaffected youth wants to get in on the act in a amateur capacity.

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Funny story: Police Promise Politer Pinching

Police Promise Politer Pinching

A senior police officer has promised that his force will take a more considerate approach to the delicate issue of detaining terrorist suspects.

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Funny story: Giuliani to Pick Up Key Endorsement from Death

Giuliani to Pick Up Key Endorsement from Death

The Seventh Circle of Hell Action News Reports- Rumors have begun to circulate that Death will reverse his tradition of supporting Democratic candidates and will in fact be endorsing Rudy Giuliani in his bid for the White House. Deat...

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Funny story: Bush Reveals Re-labelification Plan

Bush Reveals Re-labelification Plan

Pentagon officials announced the latest weapon in the war on terror after fears it would be leaked soon anyway. "Re-labelification" is the process of re-labeling possible terrorist targets in the hopes of confusing the enemy enough to pre...

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Funny story: Bush under fire over Genetic scans

Bush under fire over Genetic scans

The US government today planned to introduce a controversial new scanner at all points of entry into the country.

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Funny story: Kermit kidnapped by French Terrorists

Kermit kidnapped by French Terrorists

PARIS, FRANCE - 04/06/07. Muppet fans around the world were shocked today to learn that Hollywood legend, Kermit the Frog has been kidnapped by French Terrorist Group, Grenouilles Sans Crainte (Frogs Without Fear). At this current time, no ransom dem...

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Funny story: Bin Laden Uses Most Terroristic Tactic Yet!

Bin Laden Uses Most Terroristic Tactic Yet!

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Crawford, TX - Bin Laden, staying at the president's Crawford Ranch, is using his most destructive terrorist tactic yet! He's NOT attacking America. This is causing the biggest collapse in the Bush administration sinc...

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Funny story: Five Iraqi Hostages Captured At Heathrow

Five Iraqi Hostages Captured At Heathrow

After the kidnap of five British hostages in Baghdad earlier this week, Mr Blair's government has reacted in kind by capturing five Iraqi hostages of its own, and subjecting them to the kind of "hostile treatment" that many foreigners in Britain have...

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Funny story: Police Stop and Question Means Prizes

Police Stop and Question Means Prizes

New police powers are being considered that will mean that any officer is allowed to stop and question. This is part of the new crackdown on terrorists.

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Funny story: David Hicks (suspected Aussie terrorist) released into Australian Custody

David Hicks (suspected Aussie terrorist) released into Australian Custody

Guantanamo Bay, Cuba - Australian born, thirty-one-year-old, David Mathew Hicks, was among the first of Bush's war on terrorism prisoners to face war tribunal charges and convicted of material support to terrorism last March. He was sentenced to...

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Funny story: Iraq War Ends: Terrorists Surrender

Iraq War Ends: Terrorists Surrender

The Iraq war ended yesterday when the terrorists surrendered en masse. Baghdad was flooded with tens of thousands of insurgents who all handed in their arms at the edge of the green zone.

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Funny story: Star Terror on Airplane: Britney Sings

Star Terror on Airplane: Britney Sings

Passengers were struck with terror yesterday when star Britney Spears began singing on a United Airlines flight from Los Angeles to Orlando.

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Funny story: Dead Suicide Bomber Angry Over Lack of Virgins in Heaven

Dead Suicide Bomber Angry Over Lack of Virgins in Heaven

Muhammed Yabba Dabbadu speaking from heaven through an unidentified Muslim Cleric complained bitterly about the lack of virgins he found in heaven after blowing himself up.

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Funny story: NJ Terror Suspects Blame Federline

NJ Terror Suspects Blame Federline

Two of the terror suspects in the recent FBI sting operation confessed today, admitting to various plans to conduct terror attacks and also to the substantial steps they had taken towards carrying out their plots. The two, who are brothers, asserted...

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