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Funny story: Susan Boyle To Appear Nude In PlayDude Magazine

Susan Boyle To Appear Nude In PlayDude Magazine

CHICAGO - PlayDude Magazine has just announced that they have won the battle of the dozens of men's magazines that were vying for the rights to have England's singing sensation Susan Boyle appear in their magazine. Miss Boyle will appear as PlayDu...

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Funny story: Did Sarah Brightman lip-synch to Susan Boyle's singing in Phantom of the Opera?

Did Sarah Brightman lip-synch to Susan Boyle's singing in Phantom of the Opera?

LONDON, UK: A news story just breaking in England states that Susan Boyle has lip-synched for Sarah Brightman on many an occasion. A source connected with Andrew Lloyd Wright and Sarah Brightman's publicity people has said: "It's true. Miss Brightm...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle the new Jade Goody says Britain's Got Talons! judge Piers Morgan

Susan Boyle the new Jade Goody says Britain's Got Talons! judge Piers Morgan

London - (Frightful Eyebrows Mess): "Sure bet he'd like to get his claws into that one!" was the only comment from Britain's Got Talons! judge Piers Morgan today following reports that voracious PR guru Max Clifford thinks frumpy lardass entertainer...

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Funny story: Britain's Got Talent singer, Susan Boyle announces engagement to Mel Gibson

Britain's Got Talent singer, Susan Boyle announces engagement to Mel Gibson

Recently hired agent for talent show favourite, Susan Boyle has announced today that the Scottish singer has accepted a proposal of marriage from Mel Gibson. Gibson, whose wife recently filed for divorce, is now rumoured to have wooed Boyle, with...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle Kissed By Brad Pitt

Susan Boyle Kissed By Brad Pitt

LONDON - Susan Boyle, the 47-year-old singing sensation, who recently revealed on the British show, "Britain's Got Talent" that she had never been kissed was kissed by Brad Pitt. The Scottish lass received a phone call from Angelina Jolie who arra...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton To Duet With Susan Boyle

Paris Hilton To Duet With Susan Boyle

In a strategic career move, it has been revealed that US heiress and celebrity Paris Hilton is to record a CD with Britain's Got Talent megastar in the making, Susan Boyle. Hilton told me: "Making a CD with Susan will hopefully boost my profile...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle: I am sorry for making fun of you

Susan Boyle: I am sorry for making fun of you

Dear Susan, With all the courage left in me at this time of recession and fear of losing my life for no mistake of mine, I am sorry to you for calling your name in the public. I am sorry for all the pre-judgment I had when I first saw you on the stage, I feel terrible in my stomach and whatever heart I am left with. With world around me judging for something that I have never done, something...

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Funny story: Taliban New Fatwa: Susan Boyle cannot Sing

Taliban New Fatwa: Susan Boyle cannot Sing

Swat (Pakistan): Fearing a rise in the interest of women venturing out to sing after Susan Boyle inspirational achievement, the Taliban for the first time have been threatened. They have issued a fatwa banning her to sing ever in life. Recently th...

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Funny story: Hairiness keeps Boyle in the limelight

Hairiness keeps Boyle in the limelight

Susan Boyle is a frumpy Scottish singer whose surprisingly powerful rendition of the song "I dreamed a dream" on Britain's Got Talent vaulted her to Internet stardom. Now, it looks as if she will get more than her allotted 15 minutes of fame, all due...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle to have Sex Change: I Want to Be a Proper English Lady

Susan Boyle to have Sex Change: I Want to Be a Proper English Lady

Britain's Got Talent surprise star Susan Boyle has recently been revealed to be a male. This revelation shocked viewers and judges alike, with exception of Simon Cowyle who is so gender ambivalent that he no longer sees nor hears sex. Boyle told...

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Funny story: Britain's Got Talent Star Heading for International Fame

Britain's Got Talent Star Heading for International Fame

Britain's Got Talent contestant Susan Boyle could be heading for international success after featuring on top US TV shows and receiving an invitation to appear with Oprah Winfrey. Susan appeared on Good Morning America and was interviewed by Diane...

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Funny story: Britain's Got Talent Susan Boyle is a Man

Britain's Got Talent Susan Boyle is a Man

Got Talent scouts, directors, judges and producers were shocked two times by middle aged performer Susan Boyle. The first time the smug judges and judgemental audience seemed to automatically dismiss the frumpy English old maid poised to perform...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle: A slumdog from Britain

Susan Boyle: A slumdog from Britain

Remember Danny Boyle, the director of Slumdog Millionaire who made the movie for Oscar and won 8 award. There is another Boyle in making. In the show "Britain Got Talent", Susan trumped everyone to win the hearts and soul of every audience present th...

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