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Funny story: Vienna Boys Choir sex scandal fury

Vienna Boys Choir sex scandal fury

Austria - (Gay Ass Mess): The aggrieved choristers are blaming Salzburg Archbishop Alois Goth-Gasser and his Paypal (sic) chums for the latest sex abuse scandal to emerge from neo-Nazi Austria. Decades - maybe centuries! - of sordid shenanigans ha...

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Funny story: Exclusive internet porn domain is "CUMMING" The Spoof too!

Exclusive internet porn domain is "CUMMING" The Spoof too!

After being initially rejected way back when the internet powers that be, ICANN, have decided to launch an adult only domain. The Spoof and its writers have already applied for a slot on the "PORN DOMAIN" feeling that half of the stuff written her...

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Funny story: Problems in Bed: 1 in 10 Females in UK Fake Orgasms, 9 of 10 Partners Admit to Being Gay!

Problems in Bed: 1 in 10 Females in UK Fake Orgasms, 9 of 10 Partners Admit to Being Gay!

The Secret 'Troubles' appears to have spilled from the bedrooms of thousand of UK women with one in ten admitting to faking organisms, and over 48% claiming it was a common occurrence due to inadequate performance by their male partners. Unofficial...

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Funny story: Spoofer With 'Pencil Dick Syndrome' Field Tests Mini-Condoms Designed for UK Market by Swiss!

Spoofer With 'Pencil Dick Syndrome' Field Tests Mini-Condoms Designed for UK Market by Swiss!

BBC Sexual Ed Presenter Martin 'Skoob' Shuttlecock was the first in the UK to field test the new Swiss Mini Condom called the 'Hotshot' designed to Jump Start little pricks as they began their life long quest of chasing loose pussy. Mr. Shuttleco...

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Funny story: Sex scandal rocks India as Holyman does a "John Terry"!

Sex scandal rocks India as Holyman does a "John Terry"!

Guru and Holyman, Nithyananda Swami, has been caught on video doing what most Indian Holymen should never do, bunking it up with two women in bed. The "Horny Holy Man" was shown having raunchy sex sessions with the two women and his devoted follow...

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Funny story: Brown to lower age of consent!

Brown to lower age of consent!

Mr.Brown today leaked details of a secret plan to be implemented should he win the election. Sensing that the public has got wise to the idea of filling up the country with immigrants legal and otherwise, Mr.Brown's team have come up with a brilli...

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Funny story: How to Become a Sex Machine

How to Become a Sex Machine

All right, so the two of you are having sex, going at it like crazy . . . but only one of you climaxes, right? And guess what? It isn't her! Unfortunately, despite the best efforts of the medical profession, this scenario is true for countless couples all over the world. Well, have no fear, fuckers! The Spoof has asked me to compile 10 things that can get in the way of an orgasm for both pa...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods to enter Marathon Sex Event.

Tiger Woods to enter Marathon Sex Event.

Embattled Golf star Tiger Woods announced early today that he has decided to take his career as a professional athlete in a new direction; one that will more accurately reflect who he is as a person and what he is all about. Woods, recently the ce...

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Funny story: Scientists Locate Male G-Spot

Scientists Locate Male G-Spot

Doctors and other scientific researchers have long known about the location of the female g-spot. This mysterious piece of anatomy, located in the pubic region, is the center of a woman's sexual pleasure during intercourse. Theories have abounded...

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Funny story: Researchers report Aspirin "Miracle Aphrodisiac"

Researchers report Aspirin "Miracle Aphrodisiac"

The study of more than 4,000 nurses showed that those who took aspirin - usually to prevent heart disease reported a increase in their libido by more than 50%. According to resent research findings woman would become more aggressive prior to mens...

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Funny story: Sex drought Britain

Sex drought Britain

London - (Non-Ass Mess): National statistics released today say that more than a quarter of women aged 35+ 'never' have sex, twenty-eight per cent are abstinent and 38 per cent are celibate. "The further North you go the less women are having sex,...

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Funny story: Man Aged 91 Who Died Taking Part In Sex Drug Trials Thought He Was Being Offered A Day Trip To Niagara

Man Aged 91 Who Died Taking Part In Sex Drug Trials Thought He Was Being Offered A Day Trip To Niagara

For 91 year old Harry Don, it was just another day in the nursing home. He rose at 7.30am and had breakfast at 8am, then he watched the morning news on TV in the common room along with others in the home. Harry was approached by a doctor he didn't...

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Funny story: Text Sex Is Still Adultery Says De-Frocked Bishop

Text Sex Is Still Adultery Says De-Frocked Bishop

In the light of recent tabloid scandals, particularly those involving Ashley Cole and Vernon Kay, I was moved to seek out spiritual advice as to whether "text-sex" was just a bit of harmless flirtatiousness, or whether it was something much graver, w...

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Funny story: Freud's Lost Paper Concerning Sexual Enjoyment Found

Freud's Lost Paper Concerning Sexual Enjoyment Found

Vienna Austria: A few pages from a paper written by Dr. Sigmund Freud about sexual pleasure have been uncovered in the back of a drawer in his old desk. Dr. Freud asked his patients to prepare a timeline of their sexual activity and to rate the le...

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Funny story: Seismologists Report Increased Richter Scale Activity On Valentine's Day

Seismologists Report Increased Richter Scale Activity On Valentine's Day

Seismologists all around the world reported increased Richter scale activity on Valentine's Day. This activity was not centered on any one location, but was reported on most of the world's land masses. "I definitely felt the Earth move last night...

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Funny story: Local Man Loves having sex with His Wife

Local Man Loves having sex with His Wife

BOSTON, MA - Clyde McConnel, a Mass Transit dispatcher, reportedly loves to have sex with his wife according to sources. McConnel, 38, has been married to his wife, Stacey, for 12 years, and apparently loves to give it to her on a frequent basis.

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Funny story: Mortar Broads Warned Off Noisy Nooky!

Mortar Broads Warned Off Noisy Nooky!

Horny housemembers at an all-female Cambridge University college have ditched their old blue-stocking image in favour of lacy thongs, fish-nets and suspenders. All 400 sexy swots at Newnham College have been rebuked for ribald frolics after compl...

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