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Funny story: Xena The Movie Announced

Xena The Movie Announced

Xena The Movie starring Lucy Lawless is set to begin filming in June. The movie will have only tall muscular women in the cast and one male, a retired vet called on to tend the Amazon's horses.

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Funny story: Xena star to film Amazon Women from Space movie in Plymouth

Xena star to film Amazon Women from Space movie in Plymouth

A very appealling film is set to begin filming this week in Plymouth, sometimes known as 'Pastietown'. The film is set to star Xena actress Lucy Lawless as an Amazonian warrior from beyond the stars.

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Funny story: MnM & Coen Broes Release "High-Priced Hoes: No Cuntry fo Ole Man"

MnM & Coen Broes Release "High-Priced Hoes: No Cuntry fo Ole Man"

In the first ever politico-erotic diatribe dicku-drama in film history, Michael Moore and the Coen Broes have collaborated on "High-Priced Hoes: No Cuntry fo Ole Man".

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Funny story: Michelle Malkin "Vampire Queen" Role To Be Cast For Upcoming Mexploitation Wrestling Flick

Michelle Malkin "Vampire Queen" Role To Be Cast For Upcoming Mexploitation Wrestling Flick

MEXICO CITY-A major Latin American motion picture studio announced earlier today that it has secured the rights to the Michelle Malkin book "In Defense of Internment" and plans to bring the story to the big s...

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Funny story: Steven Spielberg Applies For Chinese Citizenship

Steven Spielberg Applies For Chinese Citizenship

US film director Steven Spielberg, the artistic adviser to the 2008 Olympic Games in Beijing, has taken the bizarre step of applying for Chinese citizenship, and has already taken up residence in the country.

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Funny story: Rupert Murdock Buys Rights to Movie "Wedlock Deadlock" for Morgan Spurlock

Rupert Murdock Buys Rights to Movie "Wedlock Deadlock" for Morgan Spurlock

In a remake of the thrilling Rutger Hauer movie "Wedlock Deadlock", Morgan Spurlock will actually take the futuristic movie and move it back in time to 1962. The movie will be called "Rupert the Stupert" after the Red Skelton com...

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Funny story: David Cameron to Play Lead Role in the New Bond Film, "The Shadow Whisper"

David Cameron to Play Lead Role in the New Bond Film, "The Shadow Whisper"

Pesky cyclist and pompus MP David Cameron is to play the lead role in the new Bond film "The Shadow Whisper". He is set to star with Daniel Craig, as the right honourable gentleman. Early filming has been made of a gay kiss which includes t...

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Funny story: Schwarzenegger Movie Come Back

Schwarzenegger Movie Come Back

Governor Schwarzenegger today announced his long awaited return to the silver screen.

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Funny story: Film School Guy Thinks He's The Shit

Film School Guy Thinks He's The Shit

Looking over the list of Academy Award nominees, Upper East Side jackass and onetime film school student Kevin Schmidt proudly announced that not only did he see all of the films up for Best Picture this year, but every Best Foreign Film nominee and...

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Funny story: Strange 'German Accent' Affliction Strikes Film Stars

Strange 'German Accent' Affliction Strikes Film Stars

A strange new disease is sweeping through acting circles, causing stars from all over the globe to speak in stereotypical German accents. The mysterious illness, known as Vott Haff Ve Here? Syndrome, was first observed in Hollywood, immediately follo...

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Funny story: Movie critic sees stars

Movie critic sees stars

Jules O'Bannon, a movie critic for the New York Times, was admitted to St. Luke's Hospital on Wednesday with multiple fractures after "sustaining a fall" at his home following a remark that his mother's mashed potatoes were &quo...

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Funny story: 'Indiana Jones IV' To Be Set In Scarborough

'Indiana Jones IV' To Be Set In Scarborough

Paramount Pictures today sensationally revealed that the working title 'Indiana Jones IV' will be set in Scarborough, with filming due to commence next week.

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Funny story: Cloverfield is Not Fiction - True Story !

Cloverfield is Not Fiction - True Story !

New York City, New York (IPP) - Most people that see the movie "Cloverfield" leave the movie thinking that what they just saw on the big screen was merely science fiction. Nothing could be further from the truth.

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Funny story: Time to Change

Time to Change

Henry Fayol (1841-1925), a French management theorist, said, "(An administrator) is somewhat similar to the conductor of a good orchestra -- he sets the score. But each player plays his own instrument." In movies, the music conductor and/or his instrumentalists can be acted out by actors. In sports, an athlete such as Marion Jones can win unprecedented five medals from the 2000 Olympic Games in Sy...

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Funny story: "The Shawshank Redemption" linked with vacant manager's job at Newcastle United

"The Shawshank Redemption" linked with vacant manager's job at Newcastle United

In order to improve the club's fortunes this season, Newcastle chairman Mike Ashley has suggested that the 1994 film "The Shawshank Redemption" might be the ideal choice to replace Sam Allardyce, who was sacked this week.

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Funny story: Study Shows Jean-Claude Van Damme is Best Actor Ever

Study Shows Jean-Claude Van Damme is Best Actor Ever

Brussels, Belgium - Scientists at the Brussels Center for Van Dammian Cultural Advancement (or BCVDCA, which means "Pitiable Oxen" in Belgian) have released the results of a recent battery of scientific tests indicating that Belgian born st...

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Funny story: Balboa

Balboa

Okay, I just finished watching the newest instalment to the Rocky Balboa movies. I have heard a lot of great things about this movie as compared to the last one, so I thought I would give it a try.

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