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Funny story: Mrs. Clinton Bites Obama's Ear!

Mrs. Clinton Bites Obama's Ear!

In a move that reminded many in the audience of the Hollyfield Fight of 1997, Obama lost a bite of his ear to Mrs. Clinton in Kentucky earlier today.

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Funny story: Hillary to have sex-change!

Hillary to have sex-change!

Chappaqua, NY - Hillary Clinton is said to be considering a sex-change operation. An anonymous source has stated she feels she is a victim of a sexist media.

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Declares Victory: I Have Won!

Hillary Clinton Declares Victory: I Have Won!

West VA - Speaking to a small town in West Virginia yesterday. Hillary Clinton declared herself the victor in the race for the Democratic nomination and called upon Barrack Obama to concede.

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Funny story: Hillary wins West Virginia in a landslide! Obama gets delegates...

Hillary wins West Virginia in a landslide! Obama gets delegates...

Charleston, WV - Hillary Clinton won the West Virginia Democratic Primary today in overwhelming fashion. Sen. Clinton won by over 35% of the vote.

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Officially Declared Worst Ever Presidential Candidate

Hillary Clinton Officially Declared Worst Ever Presidential Candidate

Today, Mrs Billary Clinton-Lewinsky was declared worst ever presidential candidate in American history, by a team of Harvard scientists, at the George Bush Cloning Department.

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Funny story: 'Pantsuit Riots' Feared This Summer in Denver

'Pantsuit Riots' Feared This Summer in Denver

(Denver CO) Denver police are being warned to expect a riot this summer during the Democratic Convention. The rioters are expected to be Hillary supporters, and once their candidate loses, the Gates of Hell will open.

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Funny story: Moe N Moe Dowdy Confesses Lesbian Love for Hillary!

Moe N Moe Dowdy Confesses Lesbian Love for Hillary!

NY Times once serious Op-Ed columnist, Moe N Moe Dowdy has little by little declined into a screeching attack ad against Senator Clinton. Many of her columns have seemed to betray a jealous longing for Hillary's philandering beau.

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Funny story: DNC blames polarization of its party on global warming

DNC blames polarization of its party on global warming

Washington, DC - A spokesperson for the DNC denounced any rumors that Hillary Clinton's refusal to stand down as a contender for the Democratic presidential nominee is causing the party to divide itself, endangering its chances to win an all but...

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Funny story: Penis of Hillary Clinton Goes On World Tour

Penis of Hillary Clinton Goes On World Tour

Hillary Clinton decided that if she isn't going to win the Presidency (Dictatorship) of the USA she will cut off "little Hill" and send it around the world on tour.

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Funny story: Barack Obama has 'better teeth' than Hillary Clinton

Barack Obama has 'better teeth' than Hillary Clinton

In a surprising intellectual twist to the complex American Presidential election, an orthadontist has come forward with the shock claim that Barack Obama has 'better teeth than Mrs. Clinton.'...

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Funny story: Hillary has a plan to allow Obama to become President!

Hillary has a plan to allow Obama to become President!

Romney, WV - Today, Hillary Clinton stated her plan to allow Barack Obama to become the Democratic nominee and quite possibly, the next President of the United States.

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Funny story: Obama & Clinton Go For "Obvious" Strategy

Obama & Clinton Go For "Obvious" Strategy

(Washington, D.C.) On CNN's "Situation Room", in his first interview after a major victory over Senator Hillary Clinton in the North Carolina primary, Senator Barack Obama has begun what many political analysts have cal...

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Funny story: Dems Quietly Whisper 'Obama' to Hillary

Dems Quietly Whisper 'Obama' to Hillary

Despite the widespread belief that she has lost the Democratic nomination for president, Hillary Rodham Clinton vowed to press on, planting her personal flag - an eagle poised above two crossed dead interns on a field of blue - and confirming...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton concedes campaign dramatically

Hillary Clinton concedes campaign dramatically

Hillary Clinton stunned democratic supporters by announcing her withdrawal from the nomination race in a foul mouthed, drunken tirade.

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Funny story: Clinton's Plane Ditches Uses Pantsuit To Save Everyone

Clinton's Plane Ditches Uses Pantsuit To Save Everyone

A plane carrying Hillary Clinton just ditched in the Atlantic Ocean this evening on the way back to New York from Indianapolis Indiana according to an invisible man in my garage who sits on a flaming rope.

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Funny story: Hillary asks for recount in Guam

Hillary asks for recount in Guam

Guam - Today the Clinton campaign officially asked for a recount in Guam. Sen. Barack Obama had won the caucuses by 7 votes after over 5400 had caucused.

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Funny story: Obama Yells at Hillary and Bitch Slaps Bill Clinton

Obama Yells at Hillary and Bitch Slaps Bill Clinton

(Raleigh NC) Obama and the Clinton family again met by chance. This time they ran into each other in the lobby of the Raleigh Hilton. Obama was eager to continue the 'discussion' he had last week in Indiana with Hillary. Luckily, no press was...

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