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Funny story: Al Gore Files Lunar Warming Lawsuit

Al Gore Files Lunar Warming Lawsuit

Washington D.C. - In yet another bizarre consequence of global warming science, claims that global warming has spread to the surface of the moon and possibly other planets within the solar system has prompted enviro-religious leader Al Gore to file a...

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Funny story: Global Warming Much Worse; World to End Next Year

Global Warming Much Worse; World to End Next Year

A pessimistic report on global warming reveals that the entire planet Earth will burn to a cinder in less than 2 years, according to Ralph Stetson, Chairman of the film department at Collins College in Tempe, AZ.

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Funny story: Mars Devastated by Global Warming

Mars Devastated by Global Warming

PASADENA (AP Newsliar) -- Scientists at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL) offered startling new evidence today that mankind's out-of-control CO2 production has already devastated the fragile ecology of Mars.

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Funny story: Humpback whales Escorted Back to Pre-designated Protest Zone - The Pacific Ocean: Future Dead Zone?

Humpback whales Escorted Back to Pre-designated Protest Zone - The Pacific Ocean: Future Dead Zone?

Sacramento, California - Although still at a loss for an explanation as to the reason why the two Humpback whales, a mother and her calf, took a wrong turn up the Sacramento river in California, marine biologists are nevertheless relieved to discover...

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Funny story: Global warming boom for naturalists

Global warming boom for naturalists

Frank Bonner, chairman of the Somerset Naturalist Society believes global warming will have us all in our birthday suits one day.

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Funny story: Global Warming Spawns New Crisis: Spatial Warming

Global Warming Spawns New Crisis: Spatial Warming

Global warming experts have discovered a new problem associated with the coming catastrophe. Top NASA scientist James E. Hansen points to a growing concern over spatial warming.

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Funny story: Government To Close Down Rural Britain

Government To Close Down Rural Britain

The Government is to announce plans to close down rural Britain, and to develop super eco-cities, each populated by upwards of 5 million people. The idea was that of new Labour leader Gordon Whatsisname

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Funny story: Mitt Romney Spars With John McCain Over Global Warming

Mitt Romney Spars With John McCain Over Global Warming

Mitt Romney today challenged John McCain to a one-on-one debate over global warming.

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Funny story: New Study Proves Global Warming Causes Vaginal Dryness

New Study Proves Global Warming Causes Vaginal Dryness

Ponds Laboratory Pine Island Florida - A Study conducted by the Womans Crevice Research Institute has concluded that Global Warming is the cause of the high rate of Vaginal Dryness suffered by the woman of the world.

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Funny story: Global Warming in Hell

Global Warming in Hell

Well, it seems as though some people just can't get any breaks. Of all the places which least need to feel the effects of global warming, Hell undoubtedly tops the list.

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Funny story: Human Flatulence Blamed For Climate Change

Human Flatulence Blamed For Climate Change

It would appear, according to Government Environmental Agency research, that climate change is almost wholly attributable to the flatulence of humankind. Eminent Environmental Agency Scientist, Miss F. Hart, has discovered that gases emitted by human...

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Funny story: Thai Government To Redeploy Expat Teachers

Thai Government To Redeploy Expat Teachers

The government of Thailand has come up with a shrewd plan to combat the threatened effects of Global Warming, as predicted by the Commission for Climate Change this week. Warned that, if current tren...

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Funny story: Rove and Cheney Say Mother Nature Just Going Through 'The Change'

Rove and Cheney Say Mother Nature Just Going Through 'The Change'

Karl Rove and Dick Cheney have teamed up against Sheryl Crow and Laurie David to attack their heated position on global warming.

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Funny story: George Bush passing bill to gain apology from global warming

George Bush passing bill to gain apology from global warming

Today, George Bush is trying to get a bill passed to force an apology out of Global Warming. The bill will force whatever amazing force that is causing global warming to stop its acts, apologize, and leave.

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Funny story: Al Qaeda and Sunni into Row over Global Warming

Al Qaeda and Sunni into Row over Global Warming

Baghdad, Iraq - Factional fighting broke out between Al Qaeda terrorists and Sunni militants resulting in the possible death of Al Qaeda leader, Adu Ayyub al-Masri, today; all in an apparent dispute over global warming, claim Sunni tribal fighters.

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Funny story: New Evidence Shows Dinosaurs Died From global Chilling!

New Evidence Shows Dinosaurs Died From global Chilling!

"Chill Out!", the modern advice to relax and let it be may have been the death knell of the reptiles in the last great ice age. As temperatures slowly dropped lizards and their larger cousins hardly noticed that their blood flow began to sl...

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Funny story: Britain Basks In Hottest April Since...Yawn

Britain Basks In Hottest April Since...Yawn

The UK Met Office has said that this month has been the hottest April since records began in 1659. The average temperature was 12.2 degrees Celsius, a full 3 degrees higher than the previous historical high of 9.2 degrees Celsius rec...

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