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Funny story: Donald Trump’s State of The Union Address Contained 322 Lies, 322 Standing Ovations, and 61 Boos

Donald Trump’s State of The Union Address Contained 322 Lies, 322 Standing Ovations, and 61 Boos

WASHINGTON, D.C. – National Focus Magazine is calling President Trump’s State of The Union Address the most boring one since 1862, when Abraham Lincoln delivered his and he talked about his top hat, the new $5 bill, his invention of Lincoln Logs, and...

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Funny story: Adam Schiff offers himself instead of Alaska as trade item to Russia

Adam Schiff offers himself instead of Alaska as trade item to Russia

The New York Times has reported that, following Mr. Schiff's peroration at the end of Mr. Trump's impeachment trial yesterday, he left the dais with tears in his eyes. His muttering as he stepped away has been translated that he will make a heroic...

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Funny story: Trump Allegedly Had The Democratic Iowa Primary Election Hacked

Trump Allegedly Had The Democratic Iowa Primary Election Hacked

DES MOINES, Iowa – An unnamed source is reporting that an unnamed source is alleging that President Trump has had a hand in what many are calling “The Big Iowa Primary Mess From Hell.” An individual who will be simply known as “Simple Simon” says...

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Funny story: Cher Confesses That She Dated Donald Trump Decades Ago

Cher Confesses That She Dated Donald Trump Decades Ago

HOLLYWOOD – Famed singer, Cher, recently spoke with Kitty Sequoia with the iNews Agency, and she revealed an amazing secret that she had been keeping for many, many years. The female half of the famous singing duo Sonny & Cher said that when s...

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Funny story: The Supreme Court Issues A Stern Warning To President Trump

The Supreme Court Issues A Stern Warning To President Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump is reportedly as angry as a giraffe with a sore throat. The United States Supreme Court has just issued him an extremely drastic warning. According to The iNews Agency, Trump was told that the Supreme Court judge...

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Funny story: Will President Trump Give The Clap Back To Nancy During State of Union

Will President Trump Give The Clap Back To Nancy During State of Union

BILLINGSGATE POST: President Trump is not looking forward to giving his State of the Union speech this year. Last year, Speaker, Nancy Pelosi, gave him the clap during the speech. Reportedly, his doctor has warned him to use protection when he give...

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez and Shakira Turn Down Trump’s Offer To Visit The White House

Jennifer Lopez and Shakira Turn Down Trump’s Offer To Visit The White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Jennifer Lopez and Shakira, two hot erotically sexy Latinas performed what many are saying was the best Super Bowl halftime show in the history of the Super Bowl. JLo and Shakira structed up and down the stage dressed in outfits...

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Funny story: A Huge Majority of California Voters Say Trump Is The Biggest Liar In The History of The World

A Huge Majority of California Voters Say Trump Is The Biggest Liar In The History of The World

RANCHO CUCAMONGA, California - The Monumental Polling Council, which is based in Rancho Cucamonga, recently conducted a poll of all of the registered voters in the entire state and the results were quite eye-opening. The results showed, without a...

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Funny story: President Trump Furious at Losing a Super Bowl Bet to Nancy Pelosi

President Trump Furious at Losing a Super Bowl Bet to Nancy Pelosi

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Reports coming out of the White House state that President Trump made a Super Bowl bet with Speaker of the House, Nancy “Cupcakes” Pelosi. POTUS picked the San Francisco 49ers to win the Super Bowl and Pelosi picked the Kansas...

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Funny story: The President Trump - Don Lemon Feud Is Really Getting Nasty

The President Trump - Don Lemon Feud Is Really Getting Nasty

NEW YORK CITY - CNN's Don Lemon has fired back at the President in their ongoing feud. Lemon was furious after Trump said that he was born in Kenya. Lemon hit back at Trump saying that "Emperor Bone Spur's" face looks like it was hit by a flock o...

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Funny story: Melania Trump Tells A Close Friend That She Is Sick of Hearing The Words Witch Hunt

Melania Trump Tells A Close Friend That She Is Sick of Hearing The Words Witch Hunt

WASHINGTON D.C. - A close friend of the first lady, Melania Trump, informed a reporter with Ipso Facto Illustrated Magazine that Melania has been feeling quite depressed of late. The unnamed woman, who we'll call Tangerine Sankamino, said that she...

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Funny story: President Trump Impeachment Trial Over

President Trump Impeachment Trial Over

Washington, D.C. - The impeachment trial of US president, Donald J. Trump has ended just a few minutes ago, with the verdict many political analysts said was "inevitable": that Mr. Trump was found to be impeachless, and was free to go about his busin...

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Funny story: President Sprouts Horns and a Tail During Live TV Broadcast

President Sprouts Horns and a Tail During Live TV Broadcast

In a scene that left viewers stunned, the president, while signing into a law his new executive order regarding age of employment, began to spasm and cough violently. His faced turned beet red. He bent over in what at first appeared to be a fit of pa...

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Funny story: Ann Coulter Admits That Donald Trump Calls Her At Least Twice a Day

Ann Coulter Admits That Donald Trump Calls Her At Least Twice a Day

NEW YORK CITY – GOP media pundit, Ann Coulter, 58, recently told CNN’s Don Lemon that President Trump has become obsessed with her. Coulter who stands 6 foot 6 inches tall, and reportedly weighs 117 pounds, pointed out that the president calls h...

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Funny story: John Bolton Reveals That President Trump Wanted To Buy Guatemala, El Salvador, and Honduras

John Bolton Reveals That President Trump Wanted To Buy Guatemala, El Salvador, and Honduras

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump’s former security advisor, John Bolton, has made a startling revelation about the Liar-In-Chief, as Bolton and so many other White House staff members refer to the acting president (behind his back, of course). B...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Says That Tennessee Senator Marsha Blackburn Is Downright Evil

Taylor Swift Says That Tennessee Senator Marsha Blackburn Is Downright Evil

NASHVILLE - Taylor Swift is not the least bit shy when it comes to pointing out that Tennessee Senator Marsha “The Plump Trump Ass-Kisser” Blackburn has gone and stepped in a pile of Tennessee thoroughbred horse manure (or shit, as they call it in Ar...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Says That Melania Has Not Had Breast Implants

Donald Trump Says That Melania Has Not Had Breast Implants

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump recently met with Kitty Sequoia, a reporter with the iNews Agency at a local McDonalds. Trump stated that he wanted to clear up a story that had appeared in the latest issue of Consolidated News Magazine. POTUS t...

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