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Funny story: Cameron outlines Commons cost savings

Cameron outlines Commons cost savings

David Cameron, Tory leader, today announced his plans to reduce the cost of the Commons. The main thrust of his proposals is to limit the number of MPs to 'about a dozen, certainly no more than fifteen'. In a speech to party activists he explained...

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Funny story: Cameron: "I had the odd fag at Eton"

Cameron: "I had the odd fag at Eton"

David Cameron has admitted to having the odd fag at Eton. Fagging is no longer practiced in Britain's public schools, but was a system where younger pupils were required to act as servants, or fags, to the older boys. Now, Mr Jeremy Sniverley-Minc...

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Funny story: David Moyes furious as Man City sign Mrs Moyes

David Moyes furious as Man City sign Mrs Moyes

Having spent the last two weeks blocking the various attempts by the super rich club to purchase central defender Joleon Lescott, Moyes was shocked to discover the signings that they had made without his knowledge. The Everton manager's wife annou...

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Funny story: Cameron refuses to axe Duncan over 'Russians' rant

Cameron refuses to axe Duncan over 'Russians' rant

London - (WTF? Mess): Tory leader David Cameron is shitting bricks after Alan Duncan's rant that Conservative MPs are 'still forced to live off the Russians'. Duncan, 69, spilled the beans about MPs' handouts from notorious Polonium-210 peddling o...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown strikes back at swearing Tories

Gordon Brown strikes back at swearing Tories

Today Gordon Brown instantly struck back against the Tories blatantly swearing to attract younger votes. On the radio today David Cameron replied when asked about Twitter "The trouble with Twitter, the instantness of it - too many twits might ma...

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Funny story: David Letterman Narrowly Escapes Hit and Run Incident

David Letterman Narrowly Escapes Hit and Run Incident

New York City- David Letterman barely escaped becoming the victim of a hit and run accident early Saturday morning after the taping of his TV show. Letterman and the head comedy writer for his show Horace "Grizzly" Bear had just exited an up-scal...

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Funny story: Posh Spice and David Beckham Washed Ashore in Oily Spill

Posh Spice and David Beckham Washed Ashore in Oily Spill

David and Posh Beckham were found early this week washed ashore on a shipyard dock, apparent victims of a disastrous oil spill. The sleek shapely bodies of the paparazzi's favorite pair lay seemingly lifeless sprawled upon a dock rope. Like the worst...

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Funny story: David Blaine Vow - I Will Be Buried With Jacko

David Blaine Vow - I Will Be Buried With Jacko

David Blaine has announced his latest desperate attention-seeking scheme. Cancelling a planned event in which he was to have been turned inside out for 53 days in an attempt to beat the World Record (set by Sister John-Paul of the Manhattan Island...

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Funny story: Gov Sanford Diagnosed with King David Complex

Gov Sanford Diagnosed with King David Complex

Philanderers when caught often admit to the unsightly little slugs that they are and then take their medicine like good fellas and wait till the wifey quits her Lysistrata. There is one brand of infidel that has been found to become more grandios...

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Funny story: Brown Challenges Cameron To Arm Wrestle

Brown Challenges Cameron To Arm Wrestle

As the Conservatives appear set for a landslide victory in the council elections, Gordon Brown has come up with a new idea to prove Labour's superiority- an arm wrestle. Mr Brown made the announcement earlier today in Westminster, shortly after he...

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Funny story: Sir Alan Sugar takes on Prime Minister

Sir Alan Sugar takes on Prime Minister

Alan Sugar will be standing in as Prime Minister and has vowed to 'hire and fire' where necessary. The Hackney born and bread selling barrow boy was first asked by Gordon Brown to be the enterprise tsar in the cabinet reshuffle but has now changed si...

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Funny story: David Cameron's Expenses Claim

David Cameron's Expenses Claim

David Cameron, future puppet master of the whole world has revealed his expenses to the world. In the 47 page document, it can be seen that David claimed for 3 new Boris Johnson's, a year's supply of hair gel, three Iced Gem lettuces, a packet of...

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Funny story: Cameron says MPs must say 'We're so terribly, terribly sorry for stealing your taxes'

Cameron says MPs must say 'We're so terribly, terribly sorry for stealing your taxes'

In a soft-hitting speech - that needed subtitles for those who weren't educated at Eton College - Conservative tea lady David Cameron said that MPs should say they were sorry for stealing millions of pounds from the British taxpayer. Taking what l...

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Funny story: UK Politicians United By Star Trek Project

UK Politicians United By Star Trek Project

In a move not seen since the dark days of World War Two, British political parties united in their desire to see the TheSpoof.com's Star Trek extravaganza collaboration conceived by BuckwheatsButt and championed by Jalapenoman The Movie to be produce...

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Funny story: Cameron To Kick Ass

Cameron To Kick Ass

Opposition leader David Cameron, shaking with rage at some of his colleague's expenses claims, has vowed to "kick their heads in" if they fail to repay the claims. The Eton educated millionaire, who claimed £680 for a big stick to jab a jammed juv...

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Funny story: 'Do Nothing Dave' Lost For Words Again

'Do Nothing Dave' Lost For Words Again

Whitehall - As the row over MP's expenses rumbles inexorably on, diehard Conservatives, caught like rabbits in a spotlight following damning revelations have been increasingly looking to the party leadership for, well, for leadership. It has not b...

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Funny story: Tory Tyrant Cameron Whips Backbenchers' Backsides

Tory Tyrant Cameron Whips Backbenchers' Backsides

When Loyalist leader David Cameron got a gander of the list of Tory charges on Guv accounts, he threatened to reopen the Tower of London and dust of the Iron Maiden, the infamous " dish rack" and the dreaded " easy chair". British conservatives have...

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