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Funny story: Britney Spears' vagina is free

Britney Spears' vagina is free

Washington DC. - Britney Spears vagina had it's day in court. Superior Court Judge Seth Hardwood presided over the controversial issue of whether a body part can be emancipated from it's body.

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Funny story: Mexico Fears Refugee Stampede from USA; Vows to Shoot Naked Spears, Hilton, Lohan on Sight

Mexico Fears Refugee Stampede from USA; Vows to Shoot Naked Spears, Hilton, Lohan on Sight

MEXICO CITY - The Mexican government said today it was rushing army and police units to its northern border to slow a stampede of desperate people and animals fleeing the United States.

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Funny story: Lohan Remake "Nativity!" Most Likely Best Picture Winner; Spears, Hilton on Rampage

Lohan Remake "Nativity!" Most Likely Best Picture Winner; Spears, Hilton on Rampage

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - The 2008 Best Picture Oscar is likely to go to one of five feature films, and Lindsay Lohan's "Nativity!" is the favorite, according to odds-makers surveyed by Variety.

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Funny story: Spears Naked, Hilton Nude, Lohan Panty-less Share Pulitzer Prize For Saving Journalism

Spears Naked, Hilton Nude, Lohan Panty-less Share Pulitzer Prize For Saving Journalism

NEW YORK - The Pulitzer Prize for Public Service went for the first time this year not to journalists but to news subjects -- actor Lindsay Lohan, singer Britney Spears, and celebrity socialite Paris Hilton.

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Funny story: Britney Spears elected Naturist President

Britney Spears elected Naturist President

Los Angeles (CA) - Britney Spears is retiring from show business in order to concentrate on her new career as President of American Association for Nude Recreation. Citing pressure from the media and paparazzi contributed to her sudden decision.

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Funny story: Naked Britney Spears Impersonator Sues Over Plastic Surgery "Outsourced" to Bangladesh

Naked Britney Spears Impersonator Sues Over Plastic Surgery "Outsourced" to Bangladesh

PALM BEACH, FL - A singer who impersonates Britney Spears has sued a Florida clinic over the results of her plastic surgery, which was "outsourced" to a physician in Bangladesh.

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Funny story: Britney Spears' vagina sues for emancipation

Britney Spears' vagina sues for emancipation

In an unprecedented move today Britney Spears vagina has retained council and filed court papers requesting emancipation from Britney Spears body.

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Funny story: Custody Awarded of Britney Spears/Kevin Federline Children

Custody Awarded of Britney Spears/Kevin Federline Children

A Nevada judge has reached a custody decision on the two young sons of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline. Both were seeking custody of the children (Britney wanted shared and Federline wanted sole). In a surprising move, the judge did not grant th...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Cast In Jessica Simpson Role As Britney Spears

Lindsay Lohan Cast In Jessica Simpson Role As Britney Spears

(Bentonville--AR) Monday, in front of Wal-Mart headquarters, Lindsay Lohan signed a deal with VH-1 to play the role of Jessica Simpson playing Britney Spears in a movie of the soon to be Pop Mom's life titled "Do You Like My Song or Just My...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Pamela Anderson Wed Christ After He KOs Boxing Champ

Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Pamela Anderson Wed Christ After He KOs Boxing Champ

RENO, NV, Dec. 25 - Jesus "Sonny" Christ capped his comeback drive in Reno yesterday with a ninth round knockout that sent reigning champ Stephen Hawking into a deep, possibly fatal coma.

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Funny story: Britney Spears' Girl-Next-Door Image Is Working--Harley Davidson Offers Contract

Britney Spears' Girl-Next-Door Image Is Working--Harley Davidson Offers Contract

Sources say that the Britney Spears incident caught on camera several weeks ago is part of a larger plan to change the superstar's image. Spears admitted today that she was tired of being idolized by millions of teenagers and just wanted to be se...

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Funny story: Britney, Paris, Jessica and Christina have lesbian thoughts

Britney, Paris, Jessica and Christina have lesbian thoughts

Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson and Christina Aguilera all have lesbian thoughts. Not necessarily about each other but at some point in their lives if recent studies are to be believed.

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson declares: I have a vagina too!

Jessica Simpson declares: I have a vagina too!

Nashville, The press mistakenly attributed Jessica Simpson's recent crying jag to blowing the lines of the song, 9 to 5. Simpson was performing the tune in front of her childhood hero Dolly Parton as a tribute. It seemed Jessica, despite having c...

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Funny story: Britney's vagina mentioned every three seconds on The Spoof!

Britney's vagina mentioned every three seconds on The Spoof!

A vacuous pop star's fanny topped The Spoof!'s most read articles for the month of November, proving that modern satire is just as wiling to tackle the big news issues as in the so-called "hey-day" of the 60's satire boom.

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Funny story: Britney Spears vagina is #1

Britney Spears vagina is #1

The results are in for the most popular internet searches and yes, you guessed it, Britney Spears vagina was the most looked into key word on the net. Of course, said a Yahoo spokeswoman, Britney would have still been #1 even without her vagina in th...

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Funny story: Britney Spears, Madonna and Pamela Anderson do nothing shocker!

Britney Spears, Madonna and Pamela Anderson do nothing shocker!

Sources close to tears were said to be very upset yesterday that there was absolutely no news about publicity seekers Britney Spears, Madonna or Pamela Anderson. Newspapers are being printed with pages completely blank, where editors usually rely on...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Addresses Recent Antics in Press Conference

Britney Spears Addresses Recent Antics in Press Conference

(BBP Newswire) - Former Mickey Mouseketeer and lip-synching industry blow-up doll Britney Spears addressed her recent brow-raising foibles in a shocking Malibu press conference today.

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