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Funny story: Putin Tells Obama to "Go F*ck Himself"

Putin Tells Obama to "Go F*ck Himself"

MOSCOW - Barack Obama's decision to cancel a planned meeting with Vladimir Putin was met with harsh words from the Russian President. "We are disappointed by the U.S. administration's decision to cancel the visit of President Obama to Moscow plan...

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Funny story: HUD to order neighborhood busing

HUD to order neighborhood busing

Under the Obama administration, the Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) plans to "track diversity" in America's neighborhoods; if a community appears to the feds to discriminate, its residents will be bussed to other locations to make r...

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Funny story: President Obama Tells Anthony Weiner That He Wants Him To Put A Lid On This Weinergate BS

President Obama Tells Anthony Weiner That He Wants Him To Put A Lid On This Weinergate BS

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House has stated that President Obama is sick and tired of all of this vulgar publicity concerning Anthony Weiner and his private doohickey. The president speaking to the White House press corps said that this circus m...

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Funny story: Obama to chill at Chilmark House

Obama to chill at Chilmark House

Massachusetts - The First Family will be vacationing from next weekend at a Chicago banker's $7.6 million holiday home in Chilmark, Martha's Vineyard, made famous in the 19th century by its unusually high percentage of deaf citizens. The town rece...

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Funny story: Putin Plans on Pilfering Another Ring

Putin Plans on Pilfering Another Ring

OUTER SPACE - Today Russia announced that they will be traveling to Saturn in a historic expedition to be the first to bring back something from Earth's distant cousin. Unfortunately, their motives are suspect. Russian President Vladimir Putin...

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Funny story: Obama administration launches brainwashing program against U. S. citizens

Obama administration launches brainwashing program against U. S. citizens

WASHINGTON, DC --- Convinced that it knows what is best for everyone else, the Obama administration has launched a new effort to control citizens' behavior and bend them to the federal government's will: BIT (Behavioral Insights Team) is working "ac...

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Funny story: Something Phony Happened on the Way to the Forum

Something Phony Happened on the Way to the Forum

Following Mr. Obama's declaration that all of the controversies abounding in his second term are clumsy, manufactured, "phony," scandals dreamed up by Republicans, Rush Limbaugh returned the favor and accused the President of being a phony president.

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Funny story: The Nation Is Running Out Of Vowels, The FB* Warns

The Nation Is Running Out Of Vowels, The FB* Warns

Washington, DC -- America is about to pay a high price for its love affair with its five favorite letters. The vowels -- A,E,I,O,U -- have become so popular that there aren't enough of them to go around, according to a recently published FB* report.

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Funny story: FOX News Wants To Hire George Zimmerman

FOX News Wants To Hire George Zimmerman

NEW YORK CITY - Political Salad Bar Magazine is reporting that a top executive at FOX News has stated that he wants to hire George Zimmerman to be a roving consultant for the news network. Bancroft P. Dapplindip, 83, who is the senior executive di...

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Funny story: The True Story of Marvel Comics' Dr. Doom

The True Story of Marvel Comics' Dr. Doom

Dr. Doom--his very name spells disaster. Not surprisingly, this gray-armored, green-robed, hoodie-clad supervillain remains one of Marvel Comics' most popular bad guys ever--so popular, in fact, that he is often soon retired after appearing, for an issue of two, usually in The Fantastic Four, the comic book that showcased his origin, for fear that he will eclipse the superheroes he fights. Not the...

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Funny story: Psychiatrist: Obama a "delusional crackhead"

Psychiatrist: Obama a "delusional crackhead"

WHITEWASHING, DC --- In an astounding speech, President Barack Obama demonstrated to the world that he is, indeed, "delusional," as mental health experts have privately suspected for half a decade. Referring to such matters as the Benghazi fiasco...

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Funny story: Dog The Bounty Hunter Tells President Obama He'll Capture Edward Snowden and Bring Him Back To The USA

Dog The Bounty Hunter Tells President Obama He'll Capture Edward Snowden and Bring Him Back To The USA

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Duane Chapman, who is better known as Dog The Bounty Hunter, met with President Obama at a special White House barbecue in honor of Duane and his buxom wife Beth. The president and Chapman both traded stories about capturing bon...

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Funny story: Obama seeks "injustice for all" in Trayvon Martin case

Obama seeks "injustice for all" in Trayvon Martin case

WASHINGTON, DC --- In a surprise---some might say, an astonishing---admission during a recent White House press conference during which he eulogized the late anti-Semitic bigot Helen Thomas, President Obama admitted that, when he was the same age as...

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Funny story: Helen Thomas: another hater bites the dust

Helen Thomas: another hater bites the dust

WASHINGTON, DC --- Aspiring centenarian and anti-Semite, Helen Thomas, 92, died at home following a long mental illness. As he prepared his eulogy concerning the contrarian White House press corpsman, speechwriters reminded President Obama that "corp...

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Funny story: President Obama Considering Leasing Out Air Force One To The Kardashian Family

President Obama Considering Leasing Out Air Force One To The Kardashian Family

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has been advised by a group of his advisers to consider leasing out Air Force One as a means of bringing in some much needed revenue. Vice-President Joe Biden who met with the advisers noted that 90 percent of th...

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Funny story: Vlad and Barrie mano a mano

Vlad and Barrie mano a mano

I know this is very hard to believe, and I'm expecting tweets on it as to my credibility, but I will trust in the evidence. I had just departed from Mr. Putin (or Vlad as I got to calling him), and was exiting Club Formulation. By then evening was starting, bar stools jamming somewhat with people sideways and hands raised over the bars for drinks, girls at the poles, you know the scene. Rig...

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Funny story: Obama Administration Admits It Did Sum Ting Wong When NTSB Released Fake Pilot Names To TV Station

Obama Administration Admits It Did Sum Ting Wong When NTSB Released Fake Pilot Names To TV Station

BEIJING (AP) - The White House say it regret hirarious prane clash in San Francisco earlier this month of the Asiana Airlines Dleamriner. After viewers notice that a rocal TV station (KTVU) was reporting that the names of pirots in the Asiana Airl...

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