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Funny story: "Suicide bummers" arrested

"Suicide bummers" arrested

Two "suicide bummers" have been arrested after they attempted an illegal act on board a US-bound flight shortly after departure from London Heathrow airport.

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Funny story: New Anti-Terrorism Measure Announced by Bush

New Anti-Terrorism Measure Announced by Bush

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - George Bush, head of the joint National Security and Homeland Security departments, announced their latest anti-terrorist technique that all citizens should immediately employ. The measure involves using red duct...

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Funny story: New Seven Wonders of the World released, based on Taliban's all-time favorite hit list

New Seven Wonders of the World released, based on Taliban's all-time favorite hit list

High Sierra, Afghanistan - After the Taliban blew up the giant Buddha statue in Bamiyan, Afghanistan in 2001, top Taliban commanders have not conducted a poll to determine their all-time favorite targets they wished to destroy until today. On their a...

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Funny story: MMR quack doctor Wakefield suspected of recruiting NHS terrorists

MMR quack doctor Wakefield suspected of recruiting NHS terrorists

London - (Ass Mess): UK police investigating the foreign terorists who constructed car bombs for detonation in London and Glasgow have said they are probing links that they were recruited by MMR triple-jab quack doctor Andrew Wakefield.

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Funny story: Microroft may be Declared Terrorist

Microroft may be Declared Terrorist

WASHINGTON (RAYMOND) -- Today. State Troopers surrounded the mega G-Box makers campus to stop all shipments. "We've got a problem," said Gearart Fuselpeek, VP of lunch and launch in the G-Box division, "it's not a ca...

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Funny story: Diverse Groups Join Forces to Weaken Terrorism

Diverse Groups Join Forces to Weaken Terrorism

New York, NY (IP)- A diverse group consisting of the press, institutions of finance, and governments (PIGF) has joined forces to take the wind out of the sails of the international terror machine. In a rare victory for common sense these groups have...

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Funny story: Muslims "Afraid To Go Out" Say Leaders

Muslims "Afraid To Go Out" Say Leaders

British Muslims are afraid to leave their own homes because they are fearful for their lives, say leaders at a mosque in Birmingham. Many feel that they will be 'eyeballed', shouted or spat at, and even punched and kicked according to Imam Ali Ak...

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Funny story: Alan Johnston Freed From Gaza Strip Joint

Alan Johnston Freed From Gaza Strip Joint

BBC reporter Alan Johnston has this morning been released by Islamic militant forces who had been holding him hostage for 114 days.

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Funny story: Surprise Candidate! Osama Bin Laden

Surprise Candidate! Osama Bin Laden

In a surprising move, Osama Bin Laden has announced his candidacy for the 2008 United States presidential contest. After years of terrorist actions against the U.S. Bin Laden has decided to take over the country from within. "If you watch Amer...

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Funny story: Police close to questioning 15th Doctor

Police close to questioning 15th Doctor

It emerged today that Police officers from the UK's new Anti-Terrorism Armed Response Unit have raided a second doctor's surgery in Glasgow. Following a name listed in a discarded telephone directory close to the scene of the Glasgow attack,...

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Funny story: NHS a hotbed of terror

NHS a hotbed of terror

London - (Ass Mess): Official: the great British National Health Service is a hotbed of terrorism.

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Funny story: Car Bombings Are Linked To NHS Waiting Lists

Car Bombings Are Linked To NHS Waiting Lists

Police investigating the three failed car bombings in London and Glasgow, say they are a direct result of NHS waiting lists and other health service problems, and that many, many doc...

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Funny story: DAOT set to overtake MRSA as the new NHS killer

DAOT set to overtake MRSA as the new NHS killer

DAOT or 'Death by Act Of Terrorism' is predicted to topple MRSA as the biggest killer of patients in British hospitals in the near future, experts warn. They put the move away from virus-based dangers down to the fact that the NHS appears to...

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Funny story: Eighth Glasgow terror attack arrest: cops hold 'top IRA man'

Eighth Glasgow terror attack arrest: cops hold 'top IRA man'

Glasgow - (Ass Mess): Police in Paisley, Scotland have said they have arrested a "top IRA man" in connection with the car bomb attempt to blow up Glasgow Airport.

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Funny story: Mossad suicide spook linked to London terror gang

Mossad suicide spook linked to London terror gang

Glasgow - (Ass Mess): Marwan Ashraf, the billionaire ex-Mossad/KGB spook who mysteriously fell to his death from the ground floor balcony of his London flat last week in a typical double agent-style suicide, may have been the recruitment brains behin...

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Funny story: Brilliant NHS necrologist is UK terror gang leader

Brilliant NHS necrologist is UK terror gang leader

New Scotland Yard, London - (Ass Mess): The top suspect of the London and Glasgow Al Qaeda car bombers is a brilliant necrologist working for the NHS, police have said today.

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Funny story: Car Bomb At Glasgow Airport Was A Protest Against Smoking Ban, Say Police

Car Bomb At Glasgow Airport Was A Protest Against Smoking Ban, Say Police

The attempted bombing of Glasgow Airport on Saturday, was most likely a protest against the Government's new Smoking Ban, say Police.

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