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Funny story: Naked Susan Boyle video reveals Guns N Roses tattoo

Naked Susan Boyle video reveals Guns N Roses tattoo

London - (Hairy Ass Mess): An explicit internet sex video showing Britain's Goat Talent contender Susan Boyle straddling a tumescent Pyrenean Mountin' Goat at the 1993 Cannes Film Festival reveals an unexpected tattoo on her butt. 'Axl Rose/Dizzy...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle has never been kissed, but has had Nooky Sex!

Susan Boyle has never been kissed, but has had Nooky Sex!

Susan Boyle - the voice of a nightingale said yesterday "I really don't know why everyone assumed I said I was the Virgin Mary. I just said I haven't been kissed. I don't like kissing but I like to fill me boots from time to time. What's the big de...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle exposed as "Mimi" from the "Drew Carey Show"

Susan Boyle exposed as "Mimi" from the "Drew Carey Show"

London, England - Ripped right out of the pages from the children's classic, "Prince and Pauper", it has been exposed that "Britain's Got Talent" darling, Susan Boyle, is a ringer. That's right, she is no more of a country mouse than the professional...

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Funny story: The Eagles To Become Susan Boyle's Backup Band

The Eagles To Become Susan Boyle's Backup Band

LOS ANGELES - Simon Cowell, who is Susan Boyle's manager, has just disclosed to the news media that he has signed the California-based band, The Eagles to be Miss Boyle's backup band on her upcoming summer concert tour. Cowell added that the Eagle...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle to be given a 'sexy' makeover by Gok!

Susan Boyle to be given a 'sexy' makeover by Gok!

Dame Susan Boyle , OBE, Knight of the realm, is to be given a makeover by that strange creature Gok. The weird thing with the tin-tin quiff, beat fellow tran-sexual rivals Tranny and Suemanna for the job. Gok real name 'Gok Wanabeinmygang' said...

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Funny story: Potts to Boyle: Don't sing Nessun Dorma

Potts to Boyle: Don't sing Nessun Dorma

The budding friendship between Paul Potts and Susan Boyle has take a turn south, after Boyle set her sights on Potts' lucky song, Nessun Dorma. He has stopped taking fish and chips with her on Wednesdays and went so far as to say that she put too...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle to sing: "I Kissed a Girl and I Liked It"

Susan Boyle to sing: "I Kissed a Girl and I Liked It"

London, England - Never been kissed by a boy, the original 47-year-old, virgin, Susan Boyle, and singing sensation of "Britain's Got Talent" that thawed the subzero heart of Simon Cowell, has agreed to release her first single, a remake of Katy Perr...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle to sing to the Pope wearing Turin Shroud dress!

Susan Boyle to sing to the Pope wearing Turin Shroud dress!

The Pope, has shocked the Vatican, by ordering Susan Boyle to sing for him and the Turin Shroud fashioned into her Evening Gown. The Pope ordered his minions to his Papal bed after having a bright idea, like goggled-eyed Velma Dinkley does in 'Sc...

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Funny story: Vote online for Susan Boyle or Shaheen Jafargholi

Vote online for Susan Boyle or Shaheen Jafargholi

With a click of the mouse you too can give your opinion about which of the favorites on the Britain's Got Talent television show will go on to the finals: Susan Boyle or Shaheen Jafargholi. Susan Boyle is an unassuming middle-aged woman, apparent...

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Funny story: Jade Goody waxwork replaced with Susan Boyle's head

Jade Goody waxwork replaced with Susan Boyle's head

Jade Goody the former human person from earth, has expressed her disappointment at the current furore dribbled out by the money-orientated press towards the voice of an angel and face of a grotesque nineteenth century Toby jug - Susan Boyle (methin...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle sings on Oprah

Susan Boyle sings on Oprah

Susan Boyle, who has over 34 million fans on YouTube, spoke to and sang for Oprah Winfrey last night. At the conclusion of the interview, she sang Summertime, from the Gershwin & Hammerstein production of Porgy and Bess. Oprah Winfrey appeared...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle gets divorced

Susan Boyle gets divorced

Susan Boyle, 48, from West Lothian who stunned the judges on Britain's Got Talent singing 'I Dream A Dream' from Les Miserables is reported to have gotten a divorce from an 80 year old man who is a member of the dreaded Taliban. A day after her...

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Funny story: Is Susan Boyle The Late Peter Boyle's Sister?

Is Susan Boyle The Late Peter Boyle's Sister?

That's the question going around both Britain and the United States because of her uncanny resemblance to the late actor! Although Peter Boyle, famous for his role on the TV hit show "Everybody Loves Raymond" and who died two years ago, was listed...

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Funny story: Years of painstaking plastic surgery to get the Susan Boyle look says Michael Jackson

Years of painstaking plastic surgery to get the Susan Boyle look says Michael Jackson

Los Angeles, Ca - (Cry Me A River Mess): Singer Michael Jackson has told reporters he thinks Britain's Got Tarrant! contender Susan Boyle 'must have had many years of plastic surgery' to get her unmistakeable looks. "Was it really Elizabeth Taylor...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle tossed off BGT

Susan Boyle tossed off BGT

Overnight sensation Susan Boyle was ruled ineligible to continue in the Britain's Got Talent television show after it was learned that she was paid for her work on a charity CD. Boyle sang Cry Me a River on a 1998 CD to benefit the Foundation for...

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Funny story: Paul Potts lends advice to Susan Boyle

Paul Potts lends advice to Susan Boyle

With the release of Susan Boyle's second big hit "Cry Me a River", her potential seems boundless. We talked with the golden voiced spinster about her future and her relationship with former BGT discovery Paul Potts. Susan Boyle may have found a me...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle To Tour With The Rolling Stones

Susan Boyle To Tour With The Rolling Stones

LONDON - Susan Boyle, the 47-year-old singing sensation, who until recently hadn't been kissed, has just been signed to go on tour with none other than the Rolling Stones. Miss Boyle told a reporter for the BBC that it is a dream come true. She sa...

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