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Funny story: Carrie Prejean, Sarah Palin sign movie deal

Carrie Prejean, Sarah Palin sign movie deal

HOLLYWOOD, CA - The beauty queen, and the former beauty queen. A star with conservative power, and a conservative with star power. Now, the two are teaming up for a remake of "Where the Heart Is," a 2000 drama/romance based on the best selling nove...

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Funny story: Palin Defends Prejean, Would She Pose Also?

Palin Defends Prejean, Would She Pose Also?

Sarah Palin now defends Carrie Prejean's nude photos, right to free speech. "The liberal onslaught of malicious attacks against Miss California's Carrie Prejean for expressing her opinion is despicable," Sarah Palin said in a released statement.

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Funny story: O.J., Others Join Bristol Palin On Speaking To Youth Tour

O.J., Others Join Bristol Palin On Speaking To Youth Tour

There are plenty of celebrities and politicians who make bad decisions as parents but take a public position that they are actually role models. The latest and perhaps most unfortunate example is Bristol Palin but what joker came up with this plan to...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Buys George Bush's Texas Ranch

Sarah Palin Buys George Bush's Texas Ranch

WASILLA, Alaska - Governor Sarah Palin and her husband Todd, The First Dude, have just purchased President George Bush's Texas Ranch. The 1,583 acre ranch, was originally supposed to have been bought by England's Queen Elizabeth, but apparently th...

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Funny story: Bristol Palin vs Levi Johnston XVII, Prelim to Hatton vs Pacquiano II

Bristol Palin vs Levi Johnston XVII, Prelim to Hatton vs Pacquiano II

Fight promoter Don King has managed to sign the 17th boxing match between the Nome New Mom, Bristol Palin and Dead Beat Daddy, Levi Johnston as the prelim to the rematch of the Manchester Maulee Ricky Hatton and the Manila Mauler, Manny Pacquiano.

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Funny story: Bristol Palin Encourages Teenage Girls to Become Pregnant

Bristol Palin Encourages Teenage Girls to Become Pregnant

Bristol Palin, the 18 year old daughter of Alaska governor Sara Palin, said during an interview this morning that she hopes all teenage girls get to become pregnant because "being a mommy is just so awesome!" Bristol was the talk of the campaign c...

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Funny story: Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel Break Up!

Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel Break Up!

Sarah Silverman, 38, and Jimmy Kimmel, 41, have broken up for the second time. The couple had previously been together for five years before breaking up in July. A reconciliation followed shortly after, but things deteriorated following an appeara...

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Funny story: Alaskan guv Sarah Palin Will Only Accept Partial Obama Stimulation: Beneath the Waist Only, Please

Alaskan guv Sarah Palin Will Only Accept Partial Obama Stimulation: Beneath the Waist Only, Please

Sarah Plain and Short on Smarts stuck to her guns and insisted that any stimulus from Washington, DC would be limited by her gubernatiorial good judgment. Palin insisted that she would not accept a package of stimulation that she did not find, well,...

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Funny story: Tina Fey to Run for President in 2012 Palin to be her Vice President!

Tina Fey to Run for President in 2012 Palin to be her Vice President!

Anchorage - Amid accusations from the John McCain campaign, challenging her intelligence, Tina Fey has come to Sarah Palin's defense, "You know in all the years I've made fun of other people in comedy, I've enjoyed making fun of Sarah the most of any...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Explains: Some White Trash is Trashier

Sarah Palin Explains: Some White Trash is Trashier

It is hard to believe that John McCain, who is now aspiring to be the white knight to save the RNC from its unfortunate Black forest brand in Michael Steele, actually chose Sarah Palin as his VP candidate. Palin proved to be more inarticulate than ev...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Too Pretty To Run?

Sarah Palin Too Pretty To Run?

Is Sarah Palin too pretty to run? This the question being asked and so far it seems when Democrats are asked they break out in hysterical laughter Republicans just get a glazed over look in their eyes and start crying. I contacted John McCain and...

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Funny story: Gov. Sarah Palin declares State of Emergency after aborted NASA launch; cites Polar Bear Zombie sightings as cause

Gov. Sarah Palin declares State of Emergency after aborted NASA launch; cites Polar Bear Zombie sightings as cause

Anchorage, Alaska - Like a scene out of the horror movie classic, "Night of the Living Dead", dead Polar Bears, all drowning victims of the recent climate change, have apparently come back to life. Reanimated by the radioactive space debris from last...

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Funny story: Palin May Select Madoff as Running Mate in 2012

Palin May Select Madoff as Running Mate in 2012

Wasilla, Alaska At a strident news conference...that some observers described as a "hysterical hissy fit"... an adamant Sarah Palin delivered a passionate defense of beleaguered Wall Street investor Bernie Madoff...calling his brilliance as a money m...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin's Favorite Store Forced To Change Name

Sarah Palin's Favorite Store Forced To Change Name

In Anchorage, Alaska, Governor Sarah Palin's favorite consignment shop has been forced to change its name after she brought the trendy, upscale Anchorage boutique unintended legal problems during last year's presidential campaign. Out of the Clos...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Explains Strange Kids' Names

Sarah Palin Explains Strange Kids' Names

In an exclusive interview, Sarah Palin sat down to tell the world just why she gave her children names that would leave them resenting her for the rest of their lives. On son Track: "Because Todd and I had to make tracks to get married after he was conceived. But don't tell anyone." Bristol: "'cause those darn democrats just make me bristol with anger." Willow: "That was an inside joke b...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin's Vagina Diagnosed with Down Syndrome

Sarah Palin's Vagina Diagnosed with Down Syndrome

Alaska Governor Sarah Palin's Press Secretary Meghan Stapleton has issued a press release which comes close to explaining the former Vice Presidential candidate's often puzzling comments and behavior. It seems Palin's vagina has been diagnosed wit...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Promotes Toilet Seat Law

Sarah Palin Promotes Toilet Seat Law

Still feeling flush with power two months after losing the election, Alaska Governor Sarah Palin is pressuring the Alaska legislature to pass a law requiring all male household members to put the toilet seat down after using. Since the invention o...

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