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Funny story: Remains of Jeremy Bentham stolen

Remains of Jeremy Bentham stolen

We, as an organ of the press, have always respected our great political philosophers in the time-honoured tradition. We were somewhat perturbed yesterday, to say the least, upon learning of the fateful events, which occurred in one of London's oldest...

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Funny story: Kelly Clarkson Is Shocked At The Haters Remarks Regarding Her Support of Ron Paul

Kelly Clarkson Is Shocked At The Haters Remarks Regarding Her Support of Ron Paul

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Popular songstress Kelly Clarkson has stated that she cannot believe the mean-spirited comments and remarks that she has been receiving on Twitter from individuals who lashed out at her for her remarks in support of GOP presidential...

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Funny story: Congress Puts The Internet Up For Sale

Congress Puts The Internet Up For Sale

Washington DC -- Faced by increased popular pressure against its moves to control and censor the Internet, Congress has decided to sell the World Wide Web to the highest bidder. "The Internet is very powerful in its ability to encourage people to...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Creates A New Political Party -- The Trumpets

Donald Trump Creates A New Political Party -- The Trumpets

New York -- Just days after turning in his Republican membership card and secret decoder ring, real estate developer Donald Trump has launched his own personal political party. "It's called the Trumpets, because I'm a guy who likes to toot his own...

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Funny story: William Hague's Ode to Christmas

William Hague's Ode to Christmas

I've much to be glad for, like my personal assistants Julian and Lucien, Ffion the Mrs, and Wilberforce, my cosmetic beautician, My overseas investments in Germany, Saudi Arabia and the Aleutian, And the fact that I'm a billionaire politician! Now Christmas approaches, time to share and give to the poor, That's what they say, but I think that idea is a bore, The proletariat masses, drunken...

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Funny story: William Hague to meet Euro counterparts in Paris

William Hague to meet Euro counterparts in Paris

William Hague is to meet with his European counterparts in January, to discuss the state of the Euro currency. Mr Hague commented: "It seems I have to go to a Paris hotel-room soon, for a meeting with the European heads of state, something to do w...

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Funny story: The Reason So Many People Like Newt Gingrich Is Because He Reminds Them of Captain Kangaroo

The Reason So Many People Like Newt Gingrich Is Because He Reminds Them of Captain Kangaroo

NEW YORK CITY - The resemblance is uncanny. Newt Gingrich looks just like the famous host of the popular kids morning show Captain Kangaroo. And the fact that so many Republican voters grew up watching the morning show certainly has caused Newt Gi...

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Funny story: Street Poll results of citizens views of the economy in Nottingham

Street Poll results of citizens views of the economy in Nottingham

Pollsters were out in the streets of Nottingham yesterday. The were asking for people for their name, occupation, views on the economy of the UK, and who they intended to vote for in the next election. These figures and facts will be used in formulating a table of Nottingham's populace statistics and traits. Robin Umblind (41) Lawyer - for the Pain & Fears legal company "The basic pre...

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Funny story: Herman Cain Says He Is 'Suspending' His Presidential Bid (Plan A) And Then Announces He Has A Plan B, Which He Fails To Announce

Herman Cain Says He Is 'Suspending' His Presidential Bid (Plan A) And Then Announces He Has A Plan B, Which He Fails To Announce

ATLANTA - GOP presidential candidate Herman Cain says that he is not one to go down without kicking, hollering, and raising a damn effen ruckus. As reported by GOPicky Magazine Amos Soursuckle the former CEO of Godfather's Pizza and architect of t...

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Funny story: Political News for W/E 3 Dec 2011 - with comments

Political News for W/E 3 Dec 2011 - with comments

26 Nov 2011: Gang used bleach to make illicit vodka The Independent The mastermind of a gang who used methylated spirits and bleach to manufacture thousands of bottles of fake vodka at a remote farm to sell across Britain has been jailed for seven years. Investigators believe that 165,000 bottles of the vodka, which was unfit for human consumption, had been made in 2009 and 2010 and sent...

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Funny story: Herman Cain's Latest "PizzaGate" Gal, Ginger White May Be The One That Causes Him To Throw In The "Hotel Towel"

Herman Cain's Latest "PizzaGate" Gal, Ginger White May Be The One That Causes Him To Throw In The "Hotel Towel"

ATLANTA - It appears that Herman Cain's new campaign bumper sticker may be reading "Put a fork in it - it's done." The black GOPer who wears a black cowboy hat, obviously oblivious to the fact that the cowboys in the Old West who wore black cowboy...

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Funny story: Political News for W/E 26th Nov 2011 - with comments

Political News for W/E 26th Nov 2011 - with comments

20 Nov 2011: Ministers deny claims of cutting clinical jobs in NHS The Guardian The main nursing union was embroiled in a furious row with ministers last night after claiming that 58,000 doctors, nurses, midwives and other NHS staff have lost or are due to lose their jobs, despite David Cameron's pledge to protect front line health workers from the brunt of the cuts. Analysis by the Royal...

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Funny story: A Turkey of a Holiday

A Turkey of a Holiday

In a stunning development yesterday, President Barack Obama has declined to grant clemency to Tom Turkey. The White House press secretary read a written statement which said in part, "I know this decision is going to make me unpopular, but there sim...

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Funny story: Newt Gingrich - "I've Finally Cornered the Market in Turkey Heads"

Newt Gingrich - "I've Finally Cornered the Market in Turkey Heads"

Deluthions, GA. - Fresh off His six percent increase in the national poll numbers, Newt Gingrich giddily announced today that He has achieved His life long dream of cornering the turkey head market. "Ever since I was sixteen years old I've ha...

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Funny story: Political News for W/E 20 Nov 2011 - with comments

Political News for W/E 20 Nov 2011 - with comments

14 Nov 2011: Care may suffer - admits private company taking over NHS hospital! The Observer Uproar as Circle Health confirms in document that critics' unease about patients is justified. The first private company to take over an NHS hospital has admitted in a document seen by the 'Observer' that patient care could suffer under its plans to expand its empire and seek profit from the health s...

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Funny story: 18 Indications that the UK Economy is Dodgy!

18 Indications that the UK Economy is Dodgy!

18. When you start getting less than 25 take-away leaflets through your door each day. 17. When the rioters torch police stations, without using petrol, just wood and old newspapers. 16. When William Hague cuts down his posh hotel room weekend rendezvous to with only one male assistant. 15. Shop assistants start to say please, and thank you. 14. Suicide is made legal, pills available @...

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Funny story: Obama Spent Veteran's Day With "Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3" Addicts

Obama Spent Veteran's Day With "Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3" Addicts

HAWAII - During today's press conference, President Barack Obama admitted that he spent the better part of this past Veteran's Day visiting with recovering video game addicts at John Hopkins Internet Recovery Center in Baltimore, Maryland. "As an...

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