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Funny story: Jersey Horror Dig Unearths Ned Kelly Bones

Jersey Horror Dig Unearths Ned Kelly Bones

Police and forensic scientists digging at the site of the Jersey Horror Home have found, what they believe to be, the bones of infamous 19th-century Australian outlaw Ned Kelly.

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Funny story: Jersey Horror Dig Strikes Oil

Jersey Horror Dig Strikes Oil

Police and forensic scientists digging at the site of the Jersey Children's Home Murder Mystery, haven't yet found any further evidence of foul play, but have instead struck oil.

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Funny story: Jersey Horror Dig Reveals Lost Ark (2008)

Jersey Horror Dig Reveals Lost Ark (2008)

Police and forensic archaeologists digging at the Haut de la Garenne Children's Home on the island of Jersey, have turned up an unusual and valuable item in the form of the Lost Ark, the box made famous by intre...

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Funny story: Jersey Horror Dig Latest

Jersey Horror Dig Latest

Police and forensic scientists excavating the site of the Jersey Children's Home in their search for bones, have revealed that they have made a significant discovery in their investigation - soil.

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Funny story: Earthquake Could Have Been A Small Terrorist Bomb, Say Police

Earthquake Could Have Been A Small Terrorist Bomb, Say Police

The earthquake tremors felt by many insomniacs across the UK on Tuesday, may actually have been the result of the early accidental demise at a Terror Training Camp, of a wannabe al-Qaeda terrorist, s...

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Funny story: Freed Gun Teacher Vows To Carry On Crusade Against Crime

Freed Gun Teacher Vows To Carry On Crusade Against Crime

A woman schoolteacher who was jailed for firing a gun at vandals in Manchester in 2004, has been freed on a 'technicality', and has vowed to continue her fight against crime and anti-social b...

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Funny story: Police Jobs Could Be Done By Chimps, Says Report

Police Jobs Could Be Done By Chimps, Says Report

A report by a senior policeman claims that many of the jobs that are currently the responsibility of uniformed members of the police, could, with equal efficiency, be undertaken by chimpanzees, enabling officers to g...

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Funny story: Police To Get Support Of Miners In Pay Dispute

Police To Get Support Of Miners In Pay Dispute

Policemen involved in a dispute over pay with Home Secretary Jacqui Smith, received a shot in the arm today from an unlikely source, as the National Union of Mineworkers announced that they were thro...

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Funny story: British police march in protest at "three pigs" story

British police march in protest at "three pigs" story

The British Police force marched en masse today in London to protest at the teaching in schools of the "three little pigs" story, after it was declared "too offe...

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Funny story: 250,000 cops march on Whitehall

250,000 cops march on Whitehall

London - AssoCIAted Mess): Over 250,000 police officers are marching on Whitehall today in a protest against the mobster rule of Gorgon Brown, Ken Livingstone, Amy Whorehouse, the Northern Crock and the Puppet Monarch.

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Funny story: Britains Worst Paedophile Released Again in Second Blunder

Britains Worst Paedophile Released Again in Second Blunder

Britain's most wanted paedophile, arrested yesterday In Hove, has once again been released in error by police in what is being described as the second worst blunder in police history.

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Funny story: Crime spree feared as Cabinet minister says ignorance IS a defence

Crime spree feared as Cabinet minister says ignorance IS a defence

Police and the courts were preparing themselves for a crime spree, after cabinet secretary Peter Hain used ignorance as a defence for breaking the political funding laws in the UK. He has maintained that he should avoid punishment because he did not...

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Funny story: Police Use Excessive Violence Against Violent Football Hooligans

Police Use Excessive Violence Against Violent Football Hooligans

Police yesterday stormed the homes of violent football hooligans, trashing flimsy council front doors across the country in a bid to put Britons worst off-pitch offenders being bars...

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Funny story: Police Rob Children!

Police Rob Children!

In part of a national crackdown, Police Officers in Birmingham have confiscated more than 600 bottles and cans of alcohol from children as young as 8 in just one night.

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Funny story: Former Yorkshire Miners Back Striking Bobbies

Former Yorkshire Miners Back Striking Bobbies

Two former Yorkshire miners have backed the police over their bitter dispute with the government saying it's all water under the bridge. Alf Tupper and Sam McGrime, of the Flag and Parrot, Mexborough were referring to 12 March, 1984 when 100000 m...

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Funny story: Police describe area man as "a person of no interest".

Police describe area man as "a person of no interest".

Police departments have long used the term "person of interest" to refer to crime suspects, albeit ones with as yet too little evidence against them to arrest. But not Herbert N. Schlomberg. Chicago area cops describe him as a person of NO interest.

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Funny story: Portuguese Police Arrest Fergus McCarthy

Portuguese Police Arrest Fergus McCarthy

Portuguese police have today raided the home of the Irish social commentator and satirical news writer Fergus McCarthy, and have arrested him in connection with, what they say is, an "unspeakable crime".

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