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Funny story: Man behind internet Spam Outbreak caught

Man behind internet Spam Outbreak caught

Computer users around the world have been tormented by his spam for years but it is only now possible to put a name to the person who is behind all those pointless emails.

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Funny story: UK terror detention limit is longest of any democracy

UK terror detention limit is longest of any democracy

A survey by human rights organisation, Liberty, of terror detention limits around the world has shown that the UK has the harshest regime of any democracy. At 99 years before charges are brought, the limit has provoked criticism world wide. The m...

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Funny story: Sir Ian Blair Finally Does The Right Thing

Sir Ian Blair Finally Does The Right Thing

(Reutar!) The commissioner of the Metropolitan Police Force, Sir Ian Blair, has finally buckled under pressure, and tendered his resignation with immediate effect, claims a source in the pub.

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Funny story: Cressida Dick Voted 'Most Outrageously Named Copper' Of 2007

Cressida Dick Voted 'Most Outrageously Named Copper' Of 2007

Cressida Dick, the high-ranking policewoman who was left in charge of the dimwits who shot innocent Jean Charles de Menezes through his bonce seven times, has been voted the 'Most Outrage...

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Funny story: 'Saw IV' Halloween Costume Selling Like Hotcakes

'Saw IV' Halloween Costume Selling Like Hotcakes

Spoiler Alert: Jigsaw and his apprentice Amanda Young are dead. Upon hearing the news of Detective Kerry's murder, two seasoned FBI profilers (Agents Strahm and Perez) arrive at the depleted police precinct and help veteran Detective Hoffman sift through Jigsaw's latest grisly game of victims and piece together the puzzle. But when SWAT Commander Rigg, the last officer untouched by Jigsaw,...

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Funny story: Mayor Rethinks "Police Sirens for Everyone" Policy

Mayor Rethinks "Police Sirens for Everyone" Policy

Toledo, Ohio - Mayor Carty Finkbeiner announced today that his latest city program to issue every resident their own police siren on the condition that they would use it only if faced with a "real emergency" was maybe not so good of an ide...

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Funny story: Lawrence Corruption Claim Unfounded

Lawrence Corruption Claim Unfounded

Three weeks ago claims that the Stephen Lawrence murder investigation was affected by a corrupt relationship between a policeman and the father of one of the suspects were 'proved to be unfounded', a police watchdog ruled.

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Funny story: Chickens Force Lorry To Crash

Chickens Force Lorry To Crash

Chickens being transported across Scotland to their deaths, have forced a lorry driver to crash his vehicle on the A80 near Stirling.

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Funny story: Police TV Shows "Not That Realistic"

Police TV Shows "Not That Realistic"

HOLLYWOOD - Leading law enforcement professionals throughout the US are becoming increasingly vocal about the sheer number of false portrayals depicted in police dramas.

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Funny story: Chief Constable orders 50,000 'plastic bobbies'!

Chief Constable orders 50,000 'plastic bobbies'!

London (Phantom Press) - Our community correspondent has seen a secret document and apparently one Chief Constable is thinking of placing an order for 50,000 'plastic bobbies'.

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Funny story: Police To Be Given Swimming Lessons

Police To Be Given Swimming Lessons

Police chiefs in the northwest have jumped to the defence of two Police Community Support Officers (PCSOs) who stood by as a boy drowned in a pond.

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Funny story: Rap Star impersonates NY cop by beating up black motorist

Rap Star impersonates NY cop by beating up black motorist

Rap star the Game (Jayceon Taylor) was given a conditional discharge after being brought to court for impersonating a police officer. Taylor, wearing a fake NY cop's uniform, stopped an automobile driven by a bla...

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Funny story: Portuguese Police Investigating McCanns Hold Press Conference But Tell Journalists Nothing

Portuguese Police Investigating McCanns Hold Press Conference But Tell Journalists Nothing

In an unprecedented move, the Portuguese Policia Judiciara investigating the disappearance of Madeleine McCann held a press conference yesterday, breaking with the standard practice of leaving cryptic clues scrawled in the toilet cubicles of the Tal...

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Funny story: Police Shoot Two Dead In Bungled Bank Robbery

Police Shoot Two Dead In Bungled Bank Robbery

Two men were shot dead in Hampshire this morning after they bungled a bank raid, and were the victims of a 'shooting gallery-style' onslaught by police, who killed them to pieces.

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Funny story: Jihadist suicide bombers ask Western police to shoot them in public places to save buying explosives

Jihadist suicide bombers ask Western police to shoot them in public places to save buying explosives

With Western governments freezing Jihadist bank accounts and Moslem countries paying no interest on savings, strapped-for-cash suicide bombers are having to find new and cheaper methods to kill thems...

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Funny story: Professor Sir Roy Meadow off to Portugal to help frame Kate McCann

Professor Sir Roy Meadow off to Portugal to help frame Kate McCann

Portuguese police have drafted in former British paediatrician Professor Sir Roy Meadow to help with the prosecution of Kate and Gerry McCann.

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Funny story: Waddingtons release Portuguese version of 'Cluedo' called 'Arguido'

Waddingtons release Portuguese version of 'Cluedo' called 'Arguido'

The well-known family board game Cluedo has been released in Portugal by Waddingtons. This version will be marketed under the name Arguido and will have some differences from the version played by th...

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