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Funny story: Adam Lambert Gives Birth To The Concert Concept of Tongue Diving

Adam Lambert Gives Birth To The Concert Concept of Tongue Diving

PROVIDENCE, Rhode Island - Modern day pop music icon Adam Lambert traveled to the smallest state in the nation and gave birth to a brand new concert concept which he calls LTD, or Lambert's Tongue Diving. As he sang his hit song "If I Had You And...

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Funny story: Kanye, Fifty and Justin Bieber Collaborate on New Teenage CD

Kanye, Fifty and Justin Bieber Collaborate on New Teenage CD

Carrying the working title, "I Wanna Hug You All Night", it was clear that adult market rappers, Kanye West and Fifty Cent, were looking to expand to the teenage and pre-teen audiences through a newly formed collaboration with Justin Bieber. Secre...

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Funny story: No Angels HIV Singer Nadja Benaissa Kept 'Schtum' Because - She Claims - She "Had Band's Best Interests At Heart"

No Angels HIV Singer Nadja Benaissa Kept 'Schtum' Because - She Claims - She "Had Band's Best Interests At Heart"

Nadja Benaissa, the singer with German girl band No Angels, has told a court that she had unprotected sex with several partners without warning them she was HIV-positive "to protect the best interests of the band". Benaissa, 28, was speaking at th...

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Funny story: Tila Tequila Says She Was Viciously Attacked At An Illinois Concert Because The Crowd of Juggalos Did Not Like Her Song "Hey Punk Kiss My Junk In The Trunk"

Tila Tequila Says She Was Viciously Attacked At An Illinois Concert Because The Crowd of Juggalos Did Not Like Her Song "Hey Punk Kiss My Junk In The Trunk"

HARDIN COUNTY, Illinois - Tila Tequila showed up at Hardin County's Corn-On-The-Cob Coliseum expecting to do her 55 minute show, collect her $3,000, go back to her hotel room, and party. Well it did not quite work out that way. The skinny little F...

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Funny story: The Beach Boys 27-City Concert Tour Cancelled When Only 34 Tickets Are Sold

The Beach Boys 27-City Concert Tour Cancelled When Only 34 Tickets Are Sold

SANTA MONICA BEACH - The California band, The Beach Boys have been performing since 1961. They had made plans to celebrate 50 years in the music business with a 27-city concert tour starting in December. Their manager Agustus "Flip Side" Huckleche...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Face-Fucked By Fan

Lady Gaga Face-Fucked By Fan

US singer, Lady Gaga, the performer responsible for the worldwide number 1 hit anthem Poker Face, is at the centre of a new controversy in New York this morning, after it was alleged by the star, herself, that she had been attacked and face-fucked by...

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Funny story: Lionel Richie To Release Fantasy Concept Album

Lionel Richie To Release Fantasy Concept Album

R+B legend Lionel Richie is to release a new album this summer, based on the fantasy stories of C.S Lewis. He has assembled a top rate backing band of 8 musicians, which he has called The Wardrobe. Aslan, the first 11 song release by Lionel Ric...

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Funny story: Dynamite by Taio Cruz Covered by the Fresh Beats Band

Dynamite by Taio Cruz Covered by the Fresh Beats Band

Often, marginal pop songs are rerecorded (or 'covered', as the cool kids call it) by up-and-coming bands, in an attempt to squirt a bit of limelight onto their own careers. And, every once in a while, a cover song comes along that is transcendant...

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Funny story: New boy band The Wanted are wanted for crimes against music

New boy band The Wanted are wanted for crimes against music

Police have launched a nationwide manhunt today for five men who have committed a crime that involves the vicious rape and assault of music. The five crap-haired, personality free individuals were last seen in a shopping centre in West London brut...

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Funny story: Plastic Bertrand Denies Singing On 'Ca Plane Pour Moi'

Plastic Bertrand Denies Singing On 'Ca Plane Pour Moi'

Belgian musician Plastic Bertrand has strenuously denied singing on the 1977 hit single Ca Plane Pour Moi - which is the subject of a court case in the dismal Flemish country. The star was quoted in Belgian newspaper Le Soir as saying producer Lou...

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Funny story: Vanessa White And The Saturdays Perform In Leeds Wearing Very Sexy Short Shorts

Vanessa White And The Saturdays Perform In Leeds Wearing Very Sexy Short Shorts

LEEDS, England - The British-Irish all-girl band The Saturdays performed to a huge crowd at a Party in The Park in Leeds. The five girls wooed and wowed the crowd as they sang dressed in very sexy short shorts and very tiny tight halter tops. V...

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Funny story: Trapeze artist Pink falls out of her basket whilst attempting to sing!

Trapeze artist Pink falls out of her basket whilst attempting to sing!

Pink was once punk, but now she's determined to master the art of swinging on the high trapeze and this skill can have it's "down points"! Yesterday in Germany she was swinging to and fro, forgot her words whilst attempting to sing, took a swing f...

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Funny story: Amy Crackhouse Records Comeback Album

Amy Crackhouse Records Comeback Album

In between geting high, shagging pool boys in St Lucia, self harming, getting high, banging on about "my Blakey", self harming and getting high some more; Amy Crackhouse has apparently (and to be frank, astonishingly) recorded a "comeback album".

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Funny story: Abu (The Hook) Hamza to release album

Abu (The Hook) Hamza to release album

Abu Hamza, the jailed Muslim cleric, is perhaps more well known for his fanatical preachings and prosthetic 'hook' than for his musical talents and so news today that he is to release a music album will come as a surprise to many. Hamza,(52) is cu...

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Funny story: Benefit Concert Goes Awry

Benefit Concert Goes Awry

An outdoor benefit concert at the Hotsprings Fairgrounds in Dead Valley, Mx. to raise money for the deminishing Flame-Tailed Lizard went a rye when Buster Steels, lead guitar player for the Pine Box Band mistakenly plugged his electric guitar into a...

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Funny story: Shakespeare wrote Beatles songs!

Shakespeare wrote Beatles songs!

A historian has revealed evidence that the Beatles never wrote their songs but stole them from the famous William Shakespeare. The historian has discovered that the famous "Cavern club" in Liverpool has been in existence since the Romans invaded but in the sixteen hundreds it was a notorious coffee shop and a haunt of the poets and playwright of the day this has continued to the present day.

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Funny story: Josie and the Pussycats to Headline Lollapalooza 2011

Josie and the Pussycats to Headline Lollapalooza 2011

Lollapalooza, 1991's cash grab. . . er, farewell concert by Jane's Addiction singer Perry Farrell which has become a bastardization of its own ideal, has found a way to keep this commercial lynching / kewlfest fresh and new: Hiring Josie and the Puss...

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